We have a foreign company, the bosses are Chinese. One (little) onCalnik returned from Xerox, where he made a copy of some document for his (large) onCalnik. And he began to combine, several times, the original and a copy, placing a mark next to each letter and number - first from the top, then from the bottom. I asked him "Why are you doing this? There can be no difference." He replied, "I believe only my eyes".

I respect guys who can solve problems with a single call. It is important that this call is not a call to my mother.
YYY: So can you call my dad?
xxx can be))
yyy: "Allo, dad, tell mom that..." :)

<Chancet> sex
<Chancet> fuck
<Chancet> 0o I apologize.
<Chancet> It was my mom.

About age: by passport, for doctors and employers - 47, for cavalry younger than 35, I am 40, for fans older than 60 I do not have and 30, for mother I am a girl, for the son " still very nothing compared to...", for a girlfriend is always older than her, although the difference is three days, for the ex-husband - "very old, the eyes would not see".

It is angry when they say that Moscow is fed by all Russia, but Moscow, in addition to having the highest income, also pays the highest tax to the Fed. The budget

YYY: And what does it produce? Except for macula and macula.

xxx: There is a bug on our website. reporting for years, it is in the archives, I open for 10 years and the archive is called Bugaga 2010 *ROFL*

xxx: The Chinese are invincible - the Chinese safeguards at 0.2 ampere overburn somewhere at current 4, but the extender on which is written 16 A does not withstand and 5
yyy: the outcome - they all have 4-5 ampers, they can't do anything else
xxx: from one wire.

Are you on wheels today?
No, on the grass.

Now they should not be called garbage, but wash.

Darth_Gelos: Ahahah... The cat now sneezed, and when the fist caught the flies caught the mouth)))) I haven't seen such a look for a long time)))))

Correspondence to ASK:

[Dr.EV1L]: It is possible to submit documents to 5 universities

[Dr.EV1L]: Three faculties in each

Weather : Weather.

Do you have so much of it?O_O

I saw, she has the same normal points, you can choose a stupid one and do 100%.

[Dr.EV1L]: Yes

[Dr.EV1L]: But every decent villain should have a plan B.]

Yaya: How do you have a evil fool with plans B, D and D?

(20:37:21) dk12k: 
I heard from the edge of my ear that Sber bought a Swiss bank.

(20:37:28) dk12k: 
Will there be grandmothers and grandmothers?

Signs on cigarettes:
Smoking can cause a slow and painful death.
I would rather put that inscription on the asphalt plaque.)

Angry

I know a man who cuts grass with frogs.
Hahaha, judging by the noise outside the window at 8 a.m.

You are very wise.
He: Have you been overwhelmed? Did you mean fashion? Or is boring?
She: Yeah you know... no matter anymore) I agree with what I wrote)) I like it)
He is: O_O...

A little stuff came out of my bag to my bed. Very tired during the day, I fell asleep. I wake up in the morning, I walk around the apartment, and the cowards are filled with coins. The golden antilope.

Why is my brain not working that way?by :
The Mystery :
A child’s mystery in the office:
344 = 2
188 = 4
690 = three
501 is?
The work stood up...

Boring shit, here are the holes in the numbers and count. Eight of them are two.

Three hundred and forty four (2C)
One hundred and seventy eight (4C)
Six hundred nine hundred (3C)
and attention! Five hundred one (1 C)
What am I doing wrong?

She is Wii. What could be more cute cats?
The Laughter of Sheldon

Every time you don’t put a sign of intersection or make a grammatical mistake, one goff dies in the world.

We have a new admin.
Lera
Alexey, good day, I don't have a headset, Andrei said that the application was handed over to you, it's already about 16:00.... today it is desirable to eliminate problems
Alexey
Hi ) could just be easier "fast fucking make me a headset" )
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