Cappuccino is more! It is Saturday and there is no one online.
The Park: Ha! On the weekends, there are only dirty people on the net. Normal people are walking!
Stanley: It is clear. You probably didn’t walk either.
Today in the city of Surgut saw an old, wellined car. On his board was qualitatively and accurately painted a painting of "Burlaki on the Volga".
is right! The car was Volga Gas-24.
I wanted to show the owner's thumb as a confession, sadly he wasn't there.
Humor is very good in Russia.
The SuperTech:
Ah of course. When I came to the Danone factory in France, I was also very happy to find out how everything was actually done. And once in the laboratory rumored that <danissimo> caused diarrhea in people, and it had to be urgently removed from production. However, only 3 factories in the CIS said "it's not diarrhea, it's stomach cleansing" and with this slogan they sell it to us in the Russian Federation. The French were shocked by such a move of Russian colleagues, but they could do nothing. The law is completely on the side of the asset. The side effect is not...
How did you start dating Christina?
Wow - you know, I was still young then, maximalism is all that, drink so until you fall, the girl so beautiful
Wow, there were a lot of guys running after her then, I think worse than I was.
WOW - I invited her to the cafe, ordered everything she wanted, the grandmother who went there sold the flowers, bought the whole basket, brought home by taxi, spent the whole steppe on her, and she didn't even say thank you, says let's go with you anywhere, I, for example, hadn't been in the restaurant for a long time.
Wow, here I got a little clinker.
Wow, you go, I speak with your requests.
WOW - before this says to her nobody said this, and after that my eye does not reduce so and it happened, eight years in marriage, I love her crazyly
Romance is romantic =-)
Wow, don’t tell me yet.)
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I came :3
See also: Oeee
How do you spend a week in the village? :D
xxx: clean air, eggs, goats, huevo bluff internet no telephone no TV prehistoric frog radio one on the whole house oret songs fight Moses's feet naked walk the chickens stick, cats suck in the pillows pedors
See also:lol
Intro (12:34:09 25/06/2011)
There is a belief that a man has only two twists, one of them is a tick, the other is a tick.
July (12:40:12 25/06/2011)
You have both ticks.)
There are no unexpected guests, there are only hosts who have lost vigilance.
by Yuri Tatarkin
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I sat with a girlfriend yesterday. Sitting well. Meanwhile, she told me how she flew to Jamaica for the past New Year.
Starting with the fact that when transferred to Cuba, she was late on a local plane. Next in 4 days. The money in the wallet (she does not take a lot with her) is 100 backs less than you need to buy a ticket for the next plane. The tour agent said, “Moment! I will arrange everything!” He did not take the phone anymore.
For a day, she sat in the port waiting for the travel agent's body movements, drinking water from the fountain for the purposes of the brutal savings.
The next day, a local aunt came to her about what she was doing here. Rita does not speak Spanish or English, but is very emotional in life (a first-class realtor who will sell anything to anyone). Within two minutes, the aunt walked with her hands and walked around the whole port. Within a minute, around a hundred people waved their hands and wept over the whole district.
She was thrown these 100 pounds in little and almost broken into pieces, dragging each to his side for the purpose of living with them to the plane.
The victory was won by a little old woman of the 60s, who kicked out the screams of young and healthy.
I hated her terribly! She lived with the old lady, but in the morning she was pulled out of the house by a crowd of Aborigines, who dragged her through all the tourist and not tourist places, but crops and gave such impressions that no travel agency dreamed of. He taught the evil and criminally punishable.
On the evening of the fourth day in Jamaica, the girl went to a bar in order to eat death and finally relax. The previous Russians were seen in that hotel in 1965. Almost forgotten. It will not be forgotten soon.
In the middle of the bar card, the bartenders began to bet on the item when it would fall from the table. The avocado!
She called to Moscow to complain to a friend, which she was advised to squeeze vodka. She snorted and walked hard into the room.
On the way to the beach won some competition arranged by animators.
In the morning, the whole hotel shouted, “Margarita! Rush the champion! Cam is!
“He is Cam!” From the whole competition, she only remembered how she kissed the animator in a bald manicure :) A day later, she taught the locals to chew cabbage.
A Canadian man clung to her in a bar, why she is Russian and doesn’t drink vodka.
He received a response on the topic of the absence of the correct Russian snack - cold and fermented cabbage. In the absence of the girl's vocabulary of the word "fermented" the Canadian got the variant of "salted cabbage" and scourged the wheat.
He said to me, “Happiness! You will know everything!”
Our girlfriend came to the boss and asked, “Ick! Where do you store the foods?”
She was kicked by the hand, and she went to Azimut. Attempts to stop the movement of success did not take, the cook maximum that got, so this permission to accompany.
The procession, loaded with chopsticks, carrots, plates, salt, sugar and teasacks, arrived at the bar to prepare the “right Russian snack.” The boys were shown how to shink the cabbage and carrots. A understandable young man was sent to a sandy beach to look for a stone for oppression (found).
Ritta embroiled all this matter, mixed, transmitted, rolled into a pot, wrapped a cloth-board-stone from above, and, bending up, saw a picture: along the walls of the bar, tables were moved, on which glasses for drinking were built with a chain. A bartender runs along the tables, pouring vodka into the glasses for a “right Russian snack.” There are 200 people waiting at the table.
The girl stood upright, with dignity ripped off the remains of the cabbage from her hands and said:
Well here! In three days it will be ready.
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Do you have any shortcomings?
Excessive directness.
I think it is the opposite of dignity.
I don’t care what you think.
When I was in the woods, the child picked up a pebble. They came home.
I: Go my hands and your cloth.
Man: Who did you say this to now?
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XXX is
Listen, Ubuntu is a pipe of some sort.
XXX is
I took 180 GB converted into unused and does not want to return O_O
YYY
Disappointed
YYY
Thank you for being alive.
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SazMed 26 February 2011 - 19:56 : In BKS there is still a fun county "foundations for delivery to morga". The first time I wrote "because the body". Then I was burned.
Why does my brother ask me if I killed someone?
He asks if he should be killed.? to
YYY: In the youth
I did not ask when I was a child.
Yyy: Just killed
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From Contact:
<XXX> “AUTOVAZ” will make wheelchairs
<YYY> And what is the factory doing now?
<XXX> they create a customer base for future production
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Online toys of Transylvania
Description of:
Help Mr. Potatoel escape from Transylvania, where he went in a lunar attack.
Friend, here are you to answer me: what was it based on, recommending me to watch a video called "A dog is holding a pig", huh?
5 o’clock in the morning, we walk through the field.
Look at the sunset!
It’s dawn, look at the dogs!
They pass?
It just broke)
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We sit with a friend in the garden near the Kazan Cathedral.We see a bombe approach us, start a conversation, at the same time waving with a cheap portweish, and here he gives the crown phrase of all the bombe whom I met:"My name is Mikhail Israelevich, who am I? right - a Jew!Bombe-Jew!Nonsens!"
And on ORT continues fantastic series "News"....
xxxxxxxxxxx:
In the women's section of the forum in "Boltalke", in the middle of the topic post:
"Do you know that the mosquitoes who bite us are pregnant females?"
This shit has begun...