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[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №50024
 08.07.2011
[0:57:08] s6c6o6 blocked access to the server to the user s6c6o6 (0 days, 4 hours, 0 minutes). Reason: “Sleep, dumb bastard, tomorrow is the last time.”
[0:57:08] s6c6o6 is out

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №50023
 08.07.2011
M: I have to take you into a wife and fuck you ?
J : Fuck it. So nice and tactical no one has ever offered me.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №50022
 08.07.2011
We answered:
Today, the accountant told us that we have a glut because the cable wrapped a rain worm and brought off a offspring in it. Tell me, is it normal?

Reproduction of worms is natural.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №50021
 08.07.2011
I go down to the public toilet, and I hear the dialogue of two men coming out of that one:
Do you not wash your hands?
What do you have, shit shit?? to

[ + 69 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50020
 08.07.2011
Happy Day of Family, Love and Fidelity!
No family, no love, no faithfulness... whisper, cry!

[ + 71 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50019
 08.07.2011
For the first time in a few years, I saw a cockroach in the kitchen. With disgust on my face I show my husband a fresh corpse, and this ugly catches me in my arms and almost with tears of joy in my eyes cries:
They are back!!! to
And in my astonished view, it explains, which is said, since they have not yet disappeared, so with ecology, it is not so bad yet.
We are waiting for the rats to return.

[ + 60 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50018
 08.07.2011
Today I was standing at the bus stop, waiting for the bus, reading ads from nothing to do. Next to the ads the inscription in black paint, you can see what is written through the banner:

Do not smoke, you are not all beautiful.
The legs are curved, the chest curved or not at all, the noses like the buratino, with the brains also not very.

It was ?

[ + 52 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50017
 08.07.2011
In July, the command of the Colombian Navy said it had made a mistake in calculating the amount of cocaine seized in the port city of Carthage in May. As a result of a detailed investigation, it was revealed that only 16 kilograms of drug were found in the confiscated batch of shrimp sugar, while previously authorities about the confiscation of a total of 12 tons.
11 984 kg sold out in 2 months - excellent demand.

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №50016
 08.07.2011
C of Habr. The development of Google+ cost $585 million.

I would do it for $800 in freelance :)
YYY: Do you imagine what else would you get if you added $300 to your sum? and :)
zzz: Windows 8 will write from scratch.

[ + 55 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50015
 08.07.2011
The man who wrote that guaches are delicious! I have a question to you why???! to

[ + 73 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50014
 08.07.2011
Comments on Lada Largus:
xxx: Kalina, Grant, Priora, Largus, some striking neuming.
yyy: while you listed models, the devil called)

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №50013
 08.07.2011
xxx, 21:38:48: That is enough. Then it will be easy for you.
21:40:10 But I will prevent you from finding one that will burn you, and will give you both passion and love.
xxx, 21:41:10 I wonder how you could love me.
xxx, 21:41:46: There is nothing in me
21:42:45 And why did you run after me? There is nothing special. Full of shortcomings
xxx, 21:43:25: Right, ignore me
xxx, 21:43:40: You can even remove
xxx, 21:44:14: I knew I never needed anyone
xxx, 21:45:01: I will never bother you again. Rejoice
xxx, 21:46:01: Someone there is hysterical, why is she?
xxx, 21:46:32: On the other hand to me?
xxx, 21:47:25: Do you think you would rather fuck?
xxx, 21:48:02: What now did you understand, what did you do right that left me?
xxx, 21:48:17: The young man
xxx, 21:48:45: Fucked and dropped
xxx, 21:48:51: The Beautiful
xxx, 21:49:14 Why are you silent?
xxx, 21:50:52: A?
xxx, 21:51:21: Well say something
yyy, 21:52:08: I wash my dishes

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №50012
 08.07.2011
X: I am looking for a photographer! The diaphragm is no less than 1.2 :-)
Do you have a great magical distance?

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50011
 08.07.2011
According to experts, about half of home buyers in Moscow are not willing to spend more than 8.1 million rubles on the purchase of an apartment.

I am not ready either. Can I call myself a Moslem?

[ + 59 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50010
 08.07.2011
If I lived in the 14th century, I would be a Crusader, if I was 17, I would be the captain of a ship of the East India Company, if I was in the early 19th century, I would be a poet, if it was the end of the 19th, I would be a Decembrist, but I live in the 21st, so I am scattered.

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50009
 08.07.2011
HHH
Olga has a mom like fuck.
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Oh yeah
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fucking
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fucking
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Warming
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A dog named T9
HHH
Call as

[ + 118 - ] Comment quote №50008
 08.07.2011
News on Rambler: "Estonia announced its readiness for a tank war with Russia. Estonian Defense Minister Mart Laar has announced that until NATO assistance arrives, Estonian partisans will blow up bridges and contain the attack of 50 Russian tanks.
Commentary: "Fint with ears: Rush to Estonia on 50 tanks, and how they explode their bridges, turn back!"

[ + 61 - ] [30 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50007
 08.07.2011
from ZH:
When you put a condom in a bag for every case, I absolutely do not advise to close it in the same pocket, which has long been in the case of a mount of threads with a needle. This is really a bad idea.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №50006
 08.07.2011
One day, coming to a tour in a small town, our keyboardist issued a sacramental phrase:
"Let’s find out where the local public is here!" :)))))

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50005
 08.07.2011
We have an office under the table.)
xxx: The guy returns the details and there are several graphs about the reason for the return.
xxx: Against the graphs "Marriage" from wrote "Not Married"))

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