Father (P) carries the child (D) to the kindergarten in a car:
Q: Oh, the glass in the machine is stuck.
D: Dad, it is a condensate!
My mother is a chemist who...

I ate breakfast in front of the TV. I went through the channels, from the first to the last one shit. I came for the computer.
How do they want to distract the electorate from the net, if they do everything to do so: show the stinking roses, carrying the hideous and fucking highs, preparing a salad of black and red caviar?

Review of the film "Summertime. The Saga. The Dawn: Part 1"

I want to make a movie "Darkness. and blade. The Execution"
I am sure that theaters will be overcrowded and exclusively male.

Yes, it is apparently an old recording, the sound of something aspiring.
This is the Beatles.

It seems absurd to ban smoking at the Rammstein concert.

from the forum.
A juvenile dog is not a date of birth in a passport, but a state of the brain.

What do you do with the light?
YYY: I don’t know... She doesn’t let me know herself closer.
xxx: I understand that the keyword here "does not"? )))

The invincible Russian army. Today they made torches from bricks and mountains. They are burning, shit!! to

Kolkhoznik: Kreshendo, Johansson is proofing to me that no one has more curved legs than you have here in the chat.
Kreshendo: Cologne, you are in the word "beautiful" printed)))

XXX: Dear... bring me today to some grain place in our city?
YYY: In the bread bowl? O_O

How do you spend the Sunday?
yyy: from task 389-395 and the definition of learn
xxx: thank you

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I do not condemn, but I condemn.
I condemn the nonviolent.
Zzz: condemning the non-violent
bbb: raped the unforcible

Comment on the 152 inch telephone for 22 lamas on Yandex Markets:
Acquired this telephone in a mortgage, the box from it was handed over to the maculature, the money earned was given to the bank thus closing the mortgage - convenient! Delivery was carried out by self-export. I asked for 500 rubles.
I will share my experience now.
Among the pluses I can note the realistic 3D, the only thing when trying to watch "Star Wars" got the face of the light sword from Darth Vader, in the rest all super, and the color and sound at the highest level. I do not pay for heating now, on the contrary, I am paying for the heating of the whole area. Mosquitoes in the summer do not bother at all, it is enough to turn on any music channel for a couple of minutes and they didn't. The controller can be used as an additional sofa or dining table.
Disadvantages - the screen is slightly electrified, resulting in dust, interior items and pets on it.
The solution to the problem - cleaning is easily done with a mini-automatic washer (for 500 gallons), once a month is enough. Beaten pixels (if any) can easily be replaced with an iPhone, preferably of course 4s, but even the first generation will come together.
I’m pleased with the purchase, I recommend it to everyone!"

My wife is a technician. is sick. I sit telling her stories about the overthrow of democracy and totalitarian regimes. He laughs like a child and falls asleep with a smile.

Question to the author:

Commentary on one film:
and warning!! to
Causes short-term numbness of the brain and dysfunction of world perception.
After viewing it is recommended to rinse your eyes with warm soap water and read a book (any... absolutely any)
Also (in isolated cases) causes the desire to burn clothes, shut the windows, get into the box and cry.

What kind of movie is this? 😉 😉

Devil Eye: Looking out the window. I saw this picture (time - 23:10): a grandmother of the 70s is riding a sports bicycle on a solid ice and singing a kind of motif. O_O

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A silver wolf will come and roast our cable with the net of Inet. and Okda?

I tell my girlfriend (d) about the formats of drawing sheets, we build a logical chain:

I: what do you call Watman, is the format A1, what then will be A2?
Half of A1.
I: Okay, what will be the A3 then?
Half of the A1.
I: again good, and then what will be the A4?
A: I am very happy – a booklet!

Coffee costs 20 tbsp. I hit my laptop early Sunday morning.

Our relationship has moved to a new level!! to
xxx: I send him photos of myself unpainted and unphotographed