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[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №50044
 09.07.2011
My mother used to put Mozart on me when I was a child.
“Yes, I’ve heard about it... It’s as if good music makes vegetables grow better.


[ + 74 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50043
 09.07.2011
>ch: And I don’t believe anything will happen in 2012. So there will be 13.13.13 and 14.14.14 and so on)

If there are such dates, then in 2012 something will happen.

[ + 105 - ] Comment quote №50042
 09.07.2011
He: I met the partners, I will be home closer to twelve.
It’s great, let’s
I will bring Raphael.
Good thing, let’s eat it!
My partner’s name is Italian.

[ + 53 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50041
 09.07.2011
The intellectual is developing slowly.
YYY: Given that you’re 28, and you didn’t have a girl, no, and it’s not foreseeable, I’m just afraid to imagine all the power of your intelligence.

[ + 66 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50040
 09.07.2011
I felt like a real woman when I sat for 4 hours in the ash, waiting for him to be online and write 'Hello' to tell him that I'm not talking to him.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №50039
 09.07.2011
Answer to a long-time ex's attempt to restore the relationship:

I have saved the changes so many times that it is simply impossible to restore the original file.

[ + 55 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50038
 09.07.2011
Prejudicially shoto writes writes and such "25*6?" all so eyeyeyeye... in stupor. Someone doesn’t dare so "150...". She "OOOOO, matfak 4th course, hole!"

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №50037
 09.07.2011
Writing is standing. The flies can catch up on the ceiling.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №50036
 09.07.2011
Loyalty
[21:12] And you study or work

Misha
21:13 Let us see you.

I will give you a textbook in Russian.

Loyalty
21:15 Why do I need him?

Misha
[21:15] The seedling

Loyalty
[21:16] Not with thanks


[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №50035
 09.07.2011
I had “Ich will” but I changed it to a long-entry song after my phone ringed in German on the square during the Victory Day parade. It was hasty. >.<

[ + 65 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50034
 09.07.2011
Psychology of the Best:
"My friend psychologist says:
Always do what a woman says. If she’s right, it’s great, and if she’s wrong, it’s her own fault and you won’t fuck your brain.

The psychologist is so clever that he has not even lived with them once. Phrases such as: "Also you blame", "and it was necessary to do it normally"and "you misunderstood me", no one has canceled yet.

[ + 62 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50033
 09.07.2011
If the black jaguar in the forest crossed the road, it was also unfortunate.
WOW : Yes! At least for the dirty pants.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №50032
 09.07.2011
Hermit (John Lancaster): Remember the simple rule, in America, only a shit niger can call a shit niger a shit niger. For everyone else, he is an African American.

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50031
 08.07.2011
xxxxxxxxxxx:
and recently. I went to visit a acquaintance. We sat down, talked, and drank tea. I leave, I try to embrace her, knock her in the cheek - but she breaks into our arms with a cuddle "and what about me? Why not me?and "
Talk about it later :-)
WOW :
I come to sleep at night :)
of ZZZ:
The contraceptive dogs. Knowledge in contraception.

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50030
 08.07.2011
Why do white bears not eat penguins?
Because they fly high.:))))))) (And the different poles are so prosaic...)

[ + 107 - ] Comment quote №50029
 08.07.2011
The driver of the black Infiniti EffIX (Dnepropetrovsk), who yesterday did not lazy, overturned the flow of traffic, to stop, get out of the car and help the other driver to push out on the side of his stunned Moscow - the most respectful respect and respect from the immediate witness of these events, the pattern of which is still cracking.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №50028
 08.07.2011
xxx> What a shit you are!
xxx> I bought you chocolate and I barely broke your teeth about it!

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №50027
 08.07.2011
[13:17:39 EEST] XXXXXX: Just ordered the cards. Someone wrote in the title of my post a reduction:
XXXXXXXXXX
The Count. The Designer

[ + 66 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50026
 08.07.2011
A phone call from a neighbor:
I’m not going to go with your mom anymore, if she’s faster than 40, it’s already ahung... I’m tired of covering the speed meter all the way!

[ + 78 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50025
 08.07.2011
Once they told: there is a relatives of a fellow servant, chasing fures with vegetables-greens from Moldova to Germany. and long. More than 10 years. The flights are stable and the routes vary. In German, as he says, he learned one phrase, and he has enough. "Night Shyssen" – type, do not shoot.
Scheme of action:
1st Route to the desired city (on the map)
2nd In the city to get up with your fur under the first hit on the road sign "Stop is prohibited";
Three Wait 10-15 minutes before the police arrive.
4 is Speak the learned phrase and
5 is Showing documents for cargo and delivery point
Profit – local police accompany the Moldovan to the destination
According to his colleague, he has been working for many years.

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