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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №49784
 04.07.2011
She is:
Why don’t you answer my question: "Hello, how do you"?
He is:
I’m used to ignoring spam.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №49783
 04.07.2011
I have a cat. Now I wonder how to call it. Does anyone have suggestions?

Yyy: Call it “D’Ivoire” and you’ll have your own Ivory Coast.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №49782
 04.07.2011
Qqq: What can encourage in the morning better than a strong mill coffee?
QQ: A piece of cake? mmm...
www is mined.
Qqq: blaat, and you won’t argue... =(

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №49781
 04.07.2011
The Chereshnya:
I would read in the dream of the coming...
The Mad Dog:
Respect your parents.
The Chereshnya:
:D

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №49780
 04.07.2011
On September 1, a woman goes into the store with her son and asks, “Are you getting sausages?” A wife to a son - here you see even the sauces

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №49779
 04.07.2011
Alcohol: shit, the letters L and R on the headphones have gone away now I don’t know where to go.
fozzy: nothing, the main thing to put in the different ears.

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49778
 04.07.2011
Today morning on mail 2 news in a row:

"Traditional gay parade takes place in Madrid"

"GIBDD employees celebrate professional holiday"

I have to go to Madrid =)

[ + 86 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49777
 04.07.2011
Q: I didn’t go to the cage at all. I don’t use hemp. I shake my hands with my own resistance.
NN: How is it?
Well, with one hand in the other I cling and crawl. Resistance is identical to living weight. As isometrics, only with movement.
NN: AAA is clear. How about the chest? There is no dispute there! And push-up will not give such results.
Well, here is a living weight, called Small.)
The NN:?? to
Q: Well, I was pressed off before, I had little weight in the fall. Well, I clicked on the little girl (she was 9 years old), put her on my back and started to squeeze. And normally, I did a hundred compressions... And then recently I was surprised to find that the little girl is 16 years old, and she weighs 50 kilograms, and I still have a hundred on her back...

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №49776
 04.07.2011
I met on the social network with a beautiful girl. Well, correspondence, compliments... Started communicating on Skype using a webcam. We agreed to meet at the bar. And then the dialogue:

I: I’m waiting for you to get hot and you’ll take off your dress.

Girl: And why? We will see you tomorrow.

It is broken =)

by Bearry

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №49775
 03.07.2011
Reviews about the Kenon camera on Yandex.market:
The Dignity:
I shot the dead fly on the floor, you can see every hair of her, the details struck, by the way, on the video this fly was also seen on the ceiling, while alive.

[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №49774
 03.07.2011
I heard a wonderful story about the Russian harsh business.
To get a million dollars from the state for the construction of the road.
70% to steal, 30% to build a road.
A third of the prey is to be given to the prosecutor’s office and a third to the police in order not to be touched.
For the remaining money to buy a chic car and in six months to break it because of heroically made roads.

I love this fucking country.

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49773
 03.07.2011
Girls, you can break up even in your dream =(
YYY: guys, you are able to worship even in your dreams.

[ + 52 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49772
 03.07.2011
Discussions about infidelity:
You have to choose your wife in the uranium mine. Not only will few people look at the two-headed, she can still think twice before changing.

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49771
 03.07.2011
xxx: I thought today about what gameplay would be in Civilization if the authors sought full realism.
Chapter 8: Building a City.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
XXX: Step 3: The country is occupied by NATO troops.
Step 4: You are executed by hanging.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №49770
 03.07.2011
The quality of Chinese =(
Dressed this morning from blue jeans (not bought in a cheap store)... In Peter 40 with more than degrees... Now came... I go to the shower to wash the essence of the avatar(((

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №49769
 03.07.2011
Heat... I’m sitting at the comp... my mom came in, poured me out of the sprayer for flowers and left...
WOW: Your mom still feels like her daughter needs to be raised =)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №49768
 03.07.2011
The summer. The heat. In the apartment there is no crossroads, and so that life doesn't seem like a strawberry at all, the guest came. Send subtle hints on the fact that "it would be nice to walk with a wheelchair, and granddaughter does not". The loving daughter replied:
and Maam! I don’t want kids now! It is hot for me!!! to

[ + 65 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49767
 03.07.2011
Question: How much memory does a computer have?

ΞGΞRΞOΞZΞNΞYΞY:
I have 3 terabytes of 1200GB and 3 thumbnails of 400GB

Vasovsky is:
How to understand 3 TB to 1200 GB?

ΞGΞRΞOΞZΞNΞYΞY:
If you don’t know what therabytes are, I’m not venovat ;-)
Terabyte is such a thing on it 1200GB of memory on it can windovs install

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №49766
 03.07.2011
I sit in the universe on a bench. The Dean. He breathes deeply and sits next to him. He looks at me sadly and says:
I was drunk like a pig. What to do now, I am a professor.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №49765
 03.07.2011
A liar?
I am a fan of passive rest.

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