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[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №59786
 07.02.2012
Summary of the applicant. I read.
Achievements: The head of the department was on parental leave.
A young man, a good achievement

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №59785
 07.02.2012
"Tags of the day:
Yesterday, when I came home, I saw a sticky paper on the entrance door: "Residents, do not walk under the house - the pebbles are falling. Gothic"
In the morning, another one was added to this paper: "And the JEK did not try to clean the frogs, fool?"";
Today, there was another one below: "I tried. It was shrinking and shrinking."

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №59784
 07.02.2012

S: Help who will tell which command to steal someone else’s IP
Format of C:
A: Thank you very much, it helped

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №59783
 07.02.2012
You can imagine, I’m sitting at work yesterday, I don’t touch anyone.
He enters the office of a colleague who has recently left on vacation and puts a bottle of vodka in front of my nose! silently unfolds, leaves 0_o
Yesterday he came back and looked at us questioningly. Speaking of vodka? So I drank it! :)
He pulls another bottle out of the bag, puts it on the table and drops it.
HH: We are waiting for him today... we have accumulated questions)))12

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59782
 07.02.2012
Comments to a YouTube video where a couple of girls with terrible acting data under a sad soundtrack produce pseudo-emotional body movements on the rails:

222 is full of shit!! the topic of Anna Karenina is not disclosed
333: judging by the state of the arrow and canvas, the trains are not running for a long time... and in vain... the sapsan would not interfere with the final frames))))
444: Is this a shit? Do they wear these dresses? Are they singing? Are they standing on the rails? Do they shake their heads at 1:28? Are they changing clothes? Are they dressed? Didn’t they get the train down? NAHUYA????!!!by 1111
888 What are you? What a train? After all, these are children's romantic hearts, maximalism and other experiences... love and carrots and all that... don't ride here! T-34 ALL!
WWW: What kind of shit is this? About what at all? Please explain in 2 words. I thought they were in the middle of the roll suddenly the heat car maneuver would scratch :(
eee: where is the dirty train that will blur them on the dirty rails?? to

And a lot of comments of the same content...iiiiiii among all this:
RRR: so much grown up JD, I am very sad!!!! to


[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59781
 07.02.2012
This is how the Americans invented radio signals, and the Russians smashed the radio.
But everybody knows only Popov.
YYY: Russian smattered the radio - so precisely Russian inventors have not yet been described.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №59780
 07.02.2012
My Alice doesn’t tolerate the lack of food in her bowl.
YYY: You can do nothing here.
XXX: Well... right up from the bed, asking for something to be poured. Then he squeezes a little and looks happy doing his business. Well, all right now... such a funny beast.
yyy: my furry very well understands the relationship between the concepts "start to noise" and "painful ass"
YYYY : )
The xxx :)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №59779
 07.02.2012
The fun ends when one of the boys, who got away for a beer, returns with the face shattered in blood.
The commentary:
Europeans have a very different mentality than ours. We would have looked like this - the fun started right away, when one of the boys, out for a beer (in the woods?!He returns with his face broken in blood.


[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №59778
 07.02.2012
In the chat:

xxx: stumbled on a journal on a test, type of sexual compatibility or chat like this
xxx: there is the question "What female touches to your penis do you like the most?"
XHH: and Options 1. The temptation, 2 Tapping of 3. The cleansing...
I don't like any of them, I like bats.
I am a pervert, right?and (

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №59777
 07.02.2012
Tell me how cold it is on the street.
You will freeze.
Invader: I’d better tell you how hot the wire is behind me.
A good friend, it’s clear.
Invaders: This is a heater... Vitek
The Invaders: Fucking

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №59776
 07.02.2012
“Mommy, why do you need this greenhouse?
Why do you need this iPhone? : O
To call you...
I also need a puddle...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №59775
 07.02.2012
Decide when to go to the client.
Tag: tomorrow
YYY: I think I’m too much...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №59774
 07.02.2012
No matter how many times a daltonist was sent for a blue bird, so many times he returned with a green snake.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №59773
 07.02.2012
In the 73rd year, in the summer, somewhere beneath Jerusalem, to one Lieutenant Colonel-Reserve was handed over a number of tanks, infantry, parachutists, artillery, SPN, reconnaissance officers, etc. (In general, such an unclean half-brigade) to prepare them for the parade. combat units, with their standard combat weapons and BC, to
Jerusalem by hand. So at this time the GSH receives a delegation of some banana republic from South America, and decided to bring them to show the parts that will be on the parade. So the banana general walks and sees that the soldiers and equipment in front of him, ammunition and shells too, even now in battle, and protects. Well, they show him a puppy-backed reserve officer in a choked tent and say, “Here he is a mathematician at the citizenship, and we put him in a parade to organize.”

The general asks the subordinate:
And what will you do with all this?
I will also hold a parade for a citizen.
The general sadly and with misunderstanding in his eyes:
If I had all of this and a capital behind my back, but not covered with anything,
In an hour of tanking, I would already be President!!! to

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59772
 07.02.2012
Tonight the thermometer knocked on the window and asked to let him in the house.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №59771
 07.02.2012
The sixth month mommy runs, with my checks from the shops and charges. Mol is expensive. I collect a lot, you need to save, soda is superfluous, chocolate is too expensive, gum is not needed at all, ice cream is not understandable. I think poetry. Shares come and give.
Comfort in the kitchen was burned. Let us borrow a new plate for you. I watched it for 86,000. and O_O

The savings are so economical.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №59770
 07.02.2012
Any girl like the “Seeing a Pineapple,” two in one, and the “Homo Sapiens,” and the female.
And there are situations when, as a man, she treats a guy very well. He loves and appreciates him very much. But like a female, he is not put in a cock. He does not see a reproductive partner in it and it is all there.
When they communicate, she is affectionate with him, smiles, idyllic in general. But she will lie down in her clothes, but will not give him. To another, from whom she is bored and five minutes to talk to them nothing - she will give. He will consider him an ungrateful scourge, will complain to the first, what the last scourge, but will fuck him, and the first will whisper to the last drop of blood, because he does not want to lose such a wonderful friend.

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №59769
 07.02.2012
Why is the second socks always lost? After all, when they look for socks, everyone says, "Hey, and where did the second socks go? " Notice, not the first, but the second!
I think the first shoe is more responsive ?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №59768
 07.02.2012
The impact of television on children.
XXX: This is something else. From the child of my friend, the teacher began the first lesson of history of the motherland with the words: "We live in the most beautiful country in the world, and all the other countries envy us."

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №59767
 07.02.2012
I: In this regard, a wolf named Akella decided to delight you a little and organize a small contest!

S: Here is the generation of children who did not read Kipling.
Aquila is a wolf, not a wolf. No banderologist would risk calling him so.

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