Application of the client to the insurance company.

Circumstances of the insurance event:
"He went out of the store and noticed that the glass was torn."

List of damaged (missing) parts
"Glass for windshield"

There is no advertisement like this:
"How to look at 50 at 100"

I’m in a hit, I’m standing in a line today and a little girl may be 6 years old telling her mom – “Mom, mom, why didn’t you pick up my uncle’s phone?”

Judging by the number of women driving, it will soon be much more profitable for men to stand on the highway.

xx is:
I will have a puppy tonight!!! to
and xy:
The fighting has already begun?

SMS has arrived:
Hi, how is it? What is new? This is my wife, did you know?
You have a special handwriting in your essay!

VKontakte status of girls

Diana Titova: Kirill Surin, I love you so much!! to
Kirill Surin: At least write the name correctly.

ksennus: I recently watched the news story about the riots in London. Several hooligans who robbed shops (including households) take interviews, ask questions and so on. It would be nothing, but the ending was just great:
Does your conscience hurt you at night?
I watch my new TV at night.
and'd

Anya
I hid the chocolate from myself and found it. You fuck me!
by 16:30:00

Kirill
by Facepalm
by 16:30:31

Lilu: Who is a techno-freak?
3.14ONEP: A man who wants to roll as many hooks on his screw as possible. This is not a metaphor :)

XXX: Warriors are people who are measured with pips. The Strangers.

The best opera. Opera will find everything.

My classmate, together, graduated from the programming instance.
and Denis:
How is it? I am now in the second universe studying in apathy - an engineer in information systems and technologies. and. Listen to. The question is: if the operative was not inserted by the wrong side, it would not be determined, right?
by gexmur:
Who do you say you are studying with?

XXX: So tell me, is it okay??? to name the album mini-photo session and upload there under 800 photos?? to

I noticed that the cat that lives in our part, in the words "Kiss-Kiss", runs away from you even faster...

You asked: How would you argue if people had no genitals?

I think if people had no genitals they would just do what they argue.

A 13-year-old boy is caught:
What are you wearing?!!! Not in the hippodrome.
The commentary:
I called the child a horse.
Do you think she understood?
No is! =)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
This is called the sense of tact.

111) Have you fought about it? The Post?
222 is because:
Oh well Pasha!
–...
Blythein, your name is Serroja.

xxx: and if on Venus the conditions were similar, almost like on Mars. Then everyone would argue where to fly – to Venus or to Mars.
Yyy: Well, if the Americans are going to Mars, then our probably would fly to Venus.
XXX: I can imagine it. The diligent Americans made a careful flight back and forth, receiving some information of medium importance. The Russian expedition was saved by the courage and dedication of the crew members. Already flying past the moon, the roof of our ship was torn and we had to fly in a cabriolet. And also one man must have landed on the moon to reduce the load on the ship. On Venus, of course, we were lucky and back they arrived floating (in a vacuum, but we are Russians, chao) and with hundreds of oil.
Yyy: And that man on the moon long and diligently pulled out the word from the three letters on the surface so that it could be seen from Earth.
In short, traditional Russian wine. "Winning and winning"

The xxx:
and UJOS. It’s better to include something positive.

YYYY :
The Ventilator?