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Trailer of the film:
The filmmaker is weak, the monster is stupid, the budget is low, the plot is stupid.
Songs about the turn:
He turned to see if she had turned.
When I was in America, I talked to Americans. They are somewhat different, although externally - absolutely the same people as we are - four legs, four hands and two eyes.
YYY :?? to
Further a dumb hiccups for half an hour.
Comments on the video about a teaspoon dissolved in water:
I know, there is a mixture of metal that is dissolved in water.
YYY: Oh, of course, of such a alloy stitch cranes are made!! to
I don’t know what I want tonight – whether communication and sex, or loneliness and music.
Do you have sex with music? :)
Zzzz: I am alone.
Haz: Pipetz... my momma three didn’t talk to me, I couldn’t understand what she was offended with, I decided to ask my father. She says, not fit to blame her for the fact that the computer broke... but... the mistake was to say over the broken comp: "mother of hero, you need to change".
Aaa: I have a friend who is happy on Cyprus from calling down. First, he is on the second course by the word start-up. And at the third he hated all who spoke this word. I never liked Macy. When I got out, I bought two. He achieved a lot, but the ideas at an early stage were doomed. After the release immediately settled in some firm as a programmer of BD, for six months Nihren did not do and even crashed capital all the system. After that, I did not see him for six months, and then he sailed in Cyprus. What would this be?
BBB: Cement was of poor quality
A cautious approach. A new IT-Dir has arrived. The first thing I bought on all MSDN, Visual Studio, SQL Server, and only then learned that all projects on Perl and fly on the freeze.
“Well, when he’s in my guests, we sleep in the same bed, but we don’t fuck.
HH: How is it so?
WOW: Just sleeping at the distance of his standing cock.
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The scientific forum.
xxx:yyy, everyone can see that you are constantly ignoring the questions asked to you, and if you are answering, then not what you were asked about, you can't do without a bunch of unfounded erraticisms. About the fact that your posts in their informativity are close to zero due to the use in them exclusively of individual slang, the vocabulary in which is less than the language of the English language, can in principle not be mentioned.
yyy: u-tu-tu ;D
I sit in the kitchen, in the guests. There are two sisters and their mother with me.
My mom is chewing. Accordingly, it takes the mouth, eggs. Then one sister begins to say to her mother:
1 sister: Mom, there is still pain in the bank.
Mom: Oh the pain. It is crumb.
An awkward pause.
2 sister: yeah... what did you do with this "muchi" cake?
The hysterical laughter of everyone.
Is that the cake I didn’t get?
One sister (almost not crying)
2 sister: and I think why my boyfriend did not go out of the toilet for half an hour after the cake, and then said "Now I know how to rub bricks" :D
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was at the wedding. Without a husband. I spent the night with a friend and unexpectedly forgot her cowards. and chess. The word "unexpected" and "in it"!!!He won the competition with children, yellow. My husband calls:
Are you going?
I am going.
What are you lucky?
(Without a backthink) The horn!
There was no limit to indignation!
That is OK! But when he learned about the cowards...
With all cloud tariffs, human heat is the most expensive.
A guy in the pharmacy in front of me asked for a nipple, a larger size.
“Yes, they are all the same,” the pharmacist wondered, “you for what age?” the guy jokingly replied, “24! I take myself!” in the eyes of the pharmacist jumped unbelievable scorns. The man was of normal orientation. The nipple was not attached to his brutal brave face. “A friend advised,” the guy explained, “is a proven method. It turns out, if a man falls asleep with a nipple in his mouth, he will not release it until the morning. The baby reflex is turned on.
It is impossible to squeeze. Let her wife roar as much as she wants, but she will sleep!”I thinkfully take off the hat before this guy...
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Dear road drivers who removed the asphalt on the road in the Sofrinsky direction!
Thank you very much! There has never been such a straight road.
Please do not put the asphalt back there. Let at least a piece of the road in Russia be straight.
XXX is Hi. With whom am I talking?
and Alexei.
XXX: I understand, and what is your name?
YYY: O_O
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I think the whole chach-chak should only be done by one company. OOO "Norris-Norris"
News on Rambler:
The team of pilots conducted flight tests of the new Boeing 747-8 Freighter cargo aircraft, flying from Seattle to Pittsburgh for sandwiches.
The first comment:
Do not let God tell you so!
and c)
Call to OK:
- Hello, I am calling for work, vacancy "advisor (without work experience)".
– so...
The matter is what? You know... *changing* I have experience in a similar position for 2 years...Nothing terrible?
Asking about the Russian post is useless. At the last meeting, the minister said he was afraid of her.