XXX: I have passed the passport! I am a big boy.
YYY: 20 what has happened?
Xxx: 40

The real story - told the acquaintance (z):

I stand and clean my clothes. Next to the couch is my 4-year-old son. The further dialogue:
“Mom, do you remember I called you a bitch?”
I remember you want to apologize?
No, I just remembered...

It is wrong: NEVER!! The men!! Do you hear me? never ever!! Never try to shave eggs with a depilation cream((((((((((((((((

Today on the radio said: "Onishchenko said that the alcohol should not be poured into a large plastic bowl, because it is very much.It would be much better if the beer was poured into a smaller bowl, for example, like corvalol! " Petriches were smoked there.

Archangel: Judging by the documents on our table, the brand symbols of our company are a half-round spot from a cup of coffee, a footprint from a 45-size shoe and a killed mosquito.

XXX I have an exam. Blame me tomorrow.
YYY: You are an idiot! You had an exam yesterday.

Call for support:
The employee asks the client:" Do you have a computer that sees the flash?"
Customer:"see of course, here she is, I hold her in my hands"

I would love to know your inner world better.! to
Will the results of the gastroscopy suit?

XXX International Grandmother's Wedding Competition
The Russian grandmother tied her socks.
The Dutch grandmother couldn’t connect two words.
A Chinese grandmother connected an iPhone.
Somali grandmother binds all grandmothers and demands $3,000,000
yyy: So you can continue the variations yourself)
YYY: A Spanish grandmother tied a bull with a strap, and slaughtered him with spikes.
Yyy: Whatever the Brazilian grandmother does, a football ball comes out all the time.
yyy: An Estonian grandmother came to the contest three days after it was finished.
Yyy: The Japanese grandmother connected the most things. In the sixth hand.

Q: Do you know any single girls?
No, not just fighting friends.

I looked at Mr. and Mrs. Smith... I liked the moment when they began to break the walls in a handshake... In our Khrushchev, the fight would have ended in three faults on the wall...

It’s not easy to fuck those you want to be friends with.

How did the leader work?
xxxh: caroche you know the portable wooden garbage with 2 handles on two sides?)
I got into this rubbish, I was a ramses, they took me to the body on it.)
Oh, and you put the Dalton camp there. Our employer, and we are drunk and in the rubbish, and it's electricity in the first night!))
I really thought we would be expelled.
Thread: Again

Do you watch another series on NTV? So you will soon talk to me in fancy, or worse, you will begin to understand the mentions! and. and.
Mention to understand? Dear, I love you, of course, but you watch the basar in nature! and. and.

She is far from 40.
She has a granddaughter older than my cat.

Thank you very much to those who have returned the lost items!!! to
To me returned my rights by mail from Tushino OVD (I live at the other end of Moscow), and I did not even suspect of their loss)

I sit and read news.
Russia and Georgia will not be in the same selection group for the 2014 World Cup. This decision for political reasons was made in FIFA at the request of UEFA, reports AP.
Commentary :
It is necessary in order to enter the World Cup to unleash war with Germany, Spain, the Netherlands, and other serious footballers.

Over time, the drunkard Natasha-Kakasha acquires the sound of Natalya-Fecalia.

Andrei told the story. He went hunting with Serena. And Sereg... Well, not a very deliberate person, gently speaking. They took a wooden boat, guns, well, in general, everything was right. They shot a couple of birds, and Sereg hit one wing. Well, they picked her up, she is beating in the boat and Andrei Serege says, “Dob”. Well, Serega, not imagining that you can just curl the bird's neck, puts it on the bottom of the boat and with a sharp heads off the bird's head and at the same time pierces the bottom of the boat. Since then he has not been hunted.

In the state of California, a student, playing Tetris, came to school and killed eight students with bricks from the roof.