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[ + 73 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51584
 11.08.2011
Blowing Blowing! Someone hacked my private photo album!
Zaya: And what then?
me: there was a photo where you are making me minet, now it will get innet :(
Zaya is small!! to
I am not painted there!!! to

[ + 59 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51583
 11.08.2011
Topic: How you like to finish

The answer:
And I like when he ends up on his pop and back...then takes his t-shirt and wipes out.

Answer to the answer:
Probably if I took your mommy, you’t like it so much.

[ + 113 - ] Comment quote №51582
 11.08.2011
I forgot to wear an anti-mosquito net for the night, and the night turned into a special operation to destroy mosquitoes. The result of the operation: 7 killed, 3 wounded, including one civilian - the cat came :-(

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №51581
 11.08.2011
Paul is
Welcome to you!! Can I find your number?? to
Natalie
Hello, my number is third.

[ + 48 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51580
 11.08.2011
to note:
The Nifiga!

The best way to test a man
Fidelity is to ask a sleeping husband in the morning.
The question:
Will you go with me or will you stay with me?

The male brain on the machine will choose the option, so as not to wake up and go anywhere!

Any of the answers offered will be phallus.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №51579
 11.08.2011
Irrrka
Fuck, I’m getting old, tomorrow I’ll kill you.)
CrazyNut
I've been almost a year with a quarter - and nothing, alive so far - you'll get used to it.
Irrrka
You have a husband, a child and an apartment)) and I only have a child))) I don't have time to nifig)))
CrazyNut
So you have almost a year to catch up 😉
CrazyNut
Find a husband with an apartment - and the plan is accomplished))
Irrrka
Where are they distributed? :)
CrazyNut
I can't tell you this - I took my own without an apartment and a child))
CrazyNut
And then he proceeded.)

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №51578
 11.08.2011
Yesterday I was at Sasuke’s birthday. He gave a toast:
When I was a little brother, he took care of me. He poured sand into my wheelchair so I could have a place to play. But I survived! Thanks to Mom!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №51577
 11.08.2011
From the news on the mail about the situation in the market ("Experts advise..."):"A representative of the Central Bank believes that there is a common panic in the market, and there is no reason to worry".

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №51576
 11.08.2011
Comments under the photo of a very cute girl.

Akselirator: falling from a chair
“As usual, I help my friend get up.
Akselirator: What’s there with your friend? Do you get up? 😉
You are my friend, hihi!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №51575
 11.08.2011
Pepper: Yesterday we talked about education, and the Light designated mine not as the “unfinished” higher, but as the “lightly begun.”

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №51574
 11.08.2011
No, Fursenko is a good man. 12 years ago, I did not enroll in the budget, spit on school and went to work. This year I submitted an EGE (not prepared absolutely), submitted documents for three specialties to one university, and I am procanates. Call - you have passed on the budget in three directions - choose where you want. Did I get smarter, or did the student not go today?

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №51573
 10.08.2011
Zveroboy: She is a real odmin. I broke my eyebrows yesterday...

[ + 67 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51572
 10.08.2011
There was a test on who understands IT Secure (attack/protection). The majority of the applicants (276 people) broke the archive of "girl with siska.rar", with the total number of participants being exactly 300 people. 23 people tried hard to unlock the archive titled "Muscular Macho.rar" Guess with one attempt how many boys and girls in this group? And who by his orientation is another person, if it is known that only he tried to unlock the archive titled "shootout and aerodynamics of the wing of the helicopter K52.rar"

I think it’s something with the others is not all right.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №51571
 10.08.2011
How different guys and girls perceive the wedding.
Wedding Password on WIFI.
She: now I will not forget my password.
I will not forget when we have our wedding.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №51570
 10.08.2011
C is:
Q: How to remove the smell of onions from your hands?
A: The garlic of them natri.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №51569
 10.08.2011
xxx: Hi, my mommy! )))
Go away, I’m afraid of you!
XXX: O_o

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №51568
 10.08.2011
From Asha

My phone automatically changes words.
He replaced the tram, the word winter with the ass.

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51567
 10.08.2011
I am
Why not split by 2? :) One would go for insurance, the other for shoes. One at work, another at work.
DIRK
It can! You can clone yourself.
DIRK
Sit down all together and start throwing, none will go anywhere x-)))

[ + 58 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51566
 10.08.2011
Consider the Swedish:
to note:
The Nifiga!

The best way to check a man
Fidelity is to ask a sleeping husband in the morning.
The question:
Will you go with me or will you stay with me?

The male brain on the machine will choose the option, so as not to wake up and go anywhere!

Any of the answers offered will be phallus.

The correct option: "and many of you ask this?"

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №51565
 10.08.2011
From the Fire:
Question: I want to put on a hormonal spiral (presumably worldly), but it indicates that the term of validity is up to 5 years, and I will definitely take out a year in two or three. Couldn't it happen that the mirena will try to "produce" all of its resources and start to release twice as much hormone every day as it should be?
Answer: It will surely be as soon as he learns about your insidious plans.

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