Blowing Blowing! Someone hacked my private photo album!
Zaya: And what then?
me: there was a photo where you are making me minet, now it will get innet :(
Zaya is small!! to
I am not painted there!!! to

Topic: How you like to finish

The answer:
And I like when he ends up on his pop and back...then takes his t-shirt and wipes out.

Answer to the answer:
Probably if I took your mommy, you’t like it so much.

I forgot to wear an anti-mosquito net for the night, and the night turned into a special operation to destroy mosquitoes. The result of the operation: 7 killed, 3 wounded, including one civilian - the cat came :-(

Paul is
Welcome to you!! Can I find your number?? to
Natalie
Hello, my number is third.

to note:
The Nifiga!

The best way to test a man
Fidelity is to ask a sleeping husband in the morning.
The question:
Will you go with me or will you stay with me?

The male brain on the machine will choose the option, so as not to wake up and go anywhere!

Any of the answers offered will be phallus.

Irrrka
Fuck, I’m getting old, tomorrow I’ll kill you.)
CrazyNut
I've been almost a year with a quarter - and nothing, alive so far - you'll get used to it.
Irrrka
You have a husband, a child and an apartment)) and I only have a child))) I don't have time to nifig)))
CrazyNut
So you have almost a year to catch up ?
CrazyNut
Find a husband with an apartment - and the plan is accomplished))
Irrrka
Where are they distributed? :)
CrazyNut
I can't tell you this - I took my own without an apartment and a child))
CrazyNut
And then he proceeded.)

Yesterday I was at Sasuke’s birthday. He gave a toast:
When I was a little brother, he took care of me. He poured sand into my wheelchair so I could have a place to play. But I survived! Thanks to Mom!

From the news on the mail about the situation in the market ("Experts advise..."):"A representative of the Central Bank believes that there is a common panic in the market, and there is no reason to worry".

Comments under the photo of a very cute girl.

Akselirator: falling from a chair
“As usual, I help my friend get up.
Akselirator: What’s there with your friend? Do you get up? ?
You are my friend, hihi!

Pepper: Yesterday we talked about education, and the Light designated mine not as the “unfinished” higher, but as the “lightly begun.”

No, Fursenko is a good man. 12 years ago, I did not enroll in the budget, spit on school and went to work. This year I submitted an EGE (not prepared absolutely), submitted documents for three specialties to one university, and I am procanates. Call - you have passed on the budget in three directions - choose where you want. Did I get smarter, or did the student not go today?

Zveroboy: She is a real odmin. I broke my eyebrows yesterday...

There was a test on who understands IT Secure (attack/protection). The majority of the applicants (276 people) broke the archive of "girl with siska.rar", with the total number of participants being exactly 300 people. 23 people tried hard to unlock the archive titled "Muscular Macho.rar" Guess with one attempt how many boys and girls in this group? And who by his orientation is another person, if it is known that only he tried to unlock the archive titled "shootout and aerodynamics of the wing of the helicopter K52.rar"

I think it’s something with the others is not all right.

How different guys and girls perceive the wedding.
Wedding Password on WIFI.
She: now I will not forget my password.
I will not forget when we have our wedding.

C is:
Q: How to remove the smell of onions from your hands?
A: The garlic of them natri.

xxx: Hi, my mommy! )))
Go away, I’m afraid of you!
XXX: O_o

From Asha

My phone automatically changes words.
He replaced the tram, the word winter with the ass.

I am
Why not split by 2? :) One would go for insurance, the other for shoes. One at work, another at work.
DIRK
It can! You can clone yourself.
DIRK
Sit down all together and start throwing, none will go anywhere x-)))

Consider the Swedish:
to note:
The Nifiga!

The best way to check a man
Fidelity is to ask a sleeping husband in the morning.
The question:
Will you go with me or will you stay with me?

The male brain on the machine will choose the option, so as not to wake up and go anywhere!

Any of the answers offered will be phallus.

The correct option: "and many of you ask this?"

From the Fire:
Question: I want to put on a hormonal spiral (presumably worldly), but it indicates that the term of validity is up to 5 years, and I will definitely take out a year in two or three. Couldn't it happen that the mirena will try to "produce" all of its resources and start to release twice as much hormone every day as it should be?
Answer: It will surely be as soon as he learns about your insidious plans.