Am I a princess?
Son, you are a fool.

In Anapa, a man walks on the beach and advertises his products "Sea Viagra! Cold beer, cooked cancers. Men excite, women conquer. 100% guarantee, I walk every day, if it doesn’t work, give it to the mouth!"

In addition to:
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Do you know? and :)
If you throw a slice in the champagne, it will jump down, then up on the glass without stopping.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Fuck who checked it.
by Kykycia:
A millionaire on a very boring reception.
by Kykycia:
"You know, we are losing our assets!"
"Look, the shutter is jumping!"

And who checked that the memory of an aquarium fish holds 10 seconds? Most importantly how, fucking?! to

At night I realized that without him I could not fall asleep, I decided to steal to him, lie down in a row, turned the dryer, and twice dropped the cell phone I managed to. The husband twisted, began to fall asleep, after 15 minutes, just with the wild "murr" carries a cat and jumps from the run on his husband.He turns to me, I look at him with such frequent eyes: "We love you, strongly"...

The decision to put order in the office came spontaneously. After the designer dropped the columns from the editor’s desk with a cable from the printer that stuck behind the microwave door...

I’m running like Superman!! to
Cheba: here is
Cheba: with cowards over the pants

I’ve been dating a guy for two months and I haven’t had sex yet. We argue in a joke:
Q: You don’t love me at all!
I : I love. You are me, never!
Q: Yes, I never did you. I love it))

Something there clearly did not fit in the warehouse since the morning and as a result, exclusive goods appeared in the price list:
"Cronbleedsteen for videochat"
and "Azzic fortress non-biological".

Compared to religion, science is too young to believe in untested facts.

The necessary clarifications.
As you know, the Soviet people were engaged in the execution and over-execution of plans.
All this happened thanks to the wise leadership of the Communist Party.

In the mid-1970s, the first secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of Azerbaijan, Heydar Aliyev, held a meeting with the asset of cotton-seeding areas. In the hall were the secretaries of the district commissions, chairs of executive committees, directors of Soviet farms, advanced cotton workers. Reports and reports came from the tribune.
Finally, the turn came to the noble brigadier. He also read his paper and was about to leave the scene, as suddenly a question was asked by the main actor:
What are you talking about success? Is there any
Failures and wishes?
The farmer walked away, not knowing what to say.
The question sounded again, already with signs of chief anger.
The brigadier met a glance with the terrible face of his secretary.
RK shrugged and said:
- There are shortcomings, Comrade First Secretary. Not very supplied.
Meat and milk are not always available in the store. little
They bring.
Aliyev was surprised.
Do they bring too little? You don’t live in the city, you live in the village.
The family holds the cow. Why do you need milk in the store? This is what you have, no.
The Cows?
The confused speaker complained:
No, Comrade Aliyev
And why? The chairman did not.
The answer of the colloquial entered the annals forever.
- So after all, the cow must be pasted somewhere, but how to do it if the cotton is a little bit
Are they not at the door of the house? A cow is not a beetle to keep it on the road.
It will be bound, and it will grow fat.

The teacher of the Paris school checks the presence of the students:
Mustafa ibn Kemal?
and here.
Yakin Badr Harettin?
and here.
The All-in Bar Beer?
“Teacher, my name is correctly pronounced ‘Allen Barbie’.

Meanwhile, I was able to get out of the bars without any problems.
Cut off in the kirz boots without any consequences.
Treat the evil camellots with steel inserts of one and a half kilograms each and stay satisfied.
And scratching the fucking mushrooms with something, stitch, beach boots...

The modern version of Dr. Aybolit is Dr. Blythe.

Spring slowly passed into summer.

<semir> there is such a pressure that your eggs would break
<beta> I am a girl
<semir> well the brain would break
<shadow_no> she is a girl

XXX: We are sitting in the house. have disappeared. Mother and father are sitting opposite. My mother looked at me for a long time with loving eyes and said, “You’re beautiful, Mishka... Your eyes are so... blue... big...”
And the father is phlegmatic: "Like a crawling dog..."

Fibonacci Salad is a salad made from yesterday’s and yesterday’s salad.

For taste and color, Stalin's companionship is not for you!)

No, I don’t sleep, of course, but I think it’s some kind of snoring at the middle of the second night in karaoke to Zemfira: “Do you want me to kill neighbors who are hindering sleep?”and "

Yyy; And I started going to the shaping and in a month lost 20 thousand rubles!