The citizens!! Please go around, please!! Or slow it down! Today, a beautiful girl in a snow-white jacket has turned into a warrior...Because the jacket has become camouflage...White in gray spots...
Not funny... The girl was crying (just a scream of the soul! Take care of each other!

I went out with my wife to buy milk, barely the bull reached.

I dreamed today, I don’t know why.
She says: Tell me!
He: I sat in a dark room and questioned the devil. I had to find out what kind of music is playing in hell.
She: Did you know?
He: Yes... In hell, a choir of elderly minions plays, and they have Dima Bilan singing. They sing children’s songs.
It is: to the rain.

In the middle of the night from the windows of the community is: Halyava come, Halyava come!!! From the other window - PRIDEY SATANAHAAAAA!!!!! to
O_O

The question of the day: is it possible to break the British flag on the British flag?

At work I ask:
Are you not cold, girls?
No, it is okay.
I’m going to freeze something.
And since I had the body composition of the petty, without thinking added:
I have little giraffe.
I realized that I said something wrong. I want to correct the error:
In other words, I am thin.
The silence in the office is not good. I decided to joke:
And the hair on the body is little – it doesn’t heat, I’m not a monkey.

I am afraid it will soon be:

This is my login and password from VKontakte.
Did they feed me?
“Well... if anything happens to me, suddenly... add a black strip on the avu and put some funny, sad status, plz!

Zzzz: Today I was cooking potatoes. Along the road two grandmothers were walking and talking. One says, “I have cucumbers on the site standing as if they were raped,” and so sadly says, “I would have been raped.” Work was broken.

A good photographer is like a vampire. It is not reflected in mirrors. The shadow does not go away!
by Nola

Be cursed the day I began to smooth out my clothes!! to
WOW :?? to
I have not been feeling anxious since then.
Are you worried that you look too careful?
No, I always feel like I didn’t turn off the switch!

Parental Forum on Donations to Kindergarten

from the dead donkey ears: the manager of the garden said that everyone will be distributed receipts and we must write any amount on the goods ourselves. Donation... I think I should write.
Write your nick :)

on dёti.ru is discussing the difficult life in Chukotka.

svb: "The deer will not have time to remember, as the young chukcha runs, drops him from the gap, grabs his back legs and cleverly bites him one egg."

This is who should be put on state security, not the jewel-andropovs of all kinds. I would have now watched on television the report on the awarding of the noble combiners of the Washington region.

Nothing can be certain, I have no doubt about it.

XXX: It’s for anyone.
yyy: on the left of the caps lock key, press it.
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
YYY: Do you not notice anything?
xxx: not

X: We don’t have a piece of toilet paper at home. Buy in the evening on the way home.
Q: What if the paper is not in the pieces, but in the roll?

Physruck at the beginning of the year - "Done all the tests to the pool?"

The poor want money. Rich people want money. Only smart people want happiness.

Entry Exam in Construction Engineering. The last. The student responds moderately, and he needs four points to pass.
The examiner also understands this, but he has a figure.
Okay, I ask the last question. You answer – I bet “good.” No is -
Then be fired. Which plant in our country produces heat insulation
Materials based on basalt.
The question on the sickle, not at all for the graduation, and the guy, sadly smiling, speaks with his hands:
and hz.
With surprise and respect:
The Habarovsky Factory. He puts the “Chorus.”

Case in Paradise.
Here are the atheists!
Tell them that I am not there.

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