Frog Queen: A girl from the stream works in a school camp. a 6-year-old boy got up in the middle of the class and cried-I want to pass!the teacher tells him the type you are shouting, so you can't say what the guy answers - and why my dad can scream so before sleep, and I don't))))
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Wikipedia,from the article about the character "Samsung Street"
Ancient fans of "Sezam Street" don't like Elmo because of the displacement of other dolls in the air. Parents believe that Elmo will teach children to speak in the third person. Although Zuzu and Abby of the same age group speak normally and correctly. Elmo was also seen in the drawings of aliens and is undoubtedly a servant of Satan.
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to read Oblomov... am I alone here seeing a recursion?
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I send rays of fertility to all drivers parking near congresses from the wheelchair sidewalk. That their wives give birth three times every two years.
DEFAULT (17:13:28 17/06/2011)
My cat has a figure.
DEFAULT (17:13:40 17/06/2011)
She eats for a week, then loses weight for a week.
DEFAULT (17:14:04 17/06/2011)
I think she is oriented through the hole under the couch - to climb hard - loses weight.
Discussions of Americans
Black bread can be called black or it is not polyt correctly.
The working week was successful - I just checked if anyone called me for the calculator!
- here we have a broken luster, here there was not enough tiles, here there were two door holes instead of one...
Unexpected design decisions.
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In Russia, there are two types of free medical care: medical fasting and urine therapy.
<Kosko> with girl nick
<Kosko> Kalanchoe
I saw this picture at work today:
A colleague sits in front of me and so melancholy chews twiks - we sit for lunch in silence. After some time, he, with the same boring look, issued a brilliant phrase: "Something the bounty didn't go...".
I was drowning :D
S.H
Anything that is popular in our country must be prohibited. Let us prohibit, school, the army, the family, the elderly and the sick children.And it is desirable that it would be all prohibited by Onishchenko, he with a piar on the prohibitions goes out cool.
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Rambo was on TV today. I looked at a piece. Rambo ran away from the police, then he was terrified by rats, from which he bravely escaped, then he exploded a gas station, a truck, a gun store, then cried and surrendered.
A Russian man reads the instructions only when he has repeatedly convinced himself that he has finally broken.
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XXX: What I Did
XXX: I understand
I have a biceps grown up.
YYY: Did you also put in the sorting of the hamster?
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1017 online chat game:
xxx: I am a serious person in general, I have a wife, a child, a job, a house and much more
XXX: And here some agricultural student is sending me for the arrows!! to
XXX: The Gospel
Well, ordinary girls ask questions, they are interested in something... they ask, as I have said, they support the conversation... and this... well, it is immediately apparent – even Jewish roots are not, even if the question was answered by the question, what.
I lie on the bed, I watch TV, at 23 p.m., here my girlfriend sits on top of me, well, I say to her:
I am doing Tivi!
My invisible twenty seconds is silent, and then says:
What’s in English "Let Me Fuck?"
I have an exam tomorrow! Please tell me something comforting, affectionate, warm! urgently!
YYY : the breasts.
XXX: and more than twice as cheap )))
YYY: So cheaper or more than twice as much?
XXX: More than
XXX is cheaper
XXX: cheaper than more expensive, but tinted! ))
YYY: more than cheap! ?
That which is expensive but cheaper than usual is more expensive than that which is cheap and inexpensive.
YYY: you fucking fuck me, don’t try, I don’t understand you!)))