It would be funny if it wasn’t so sad.

In the electric. A guy with a girlfriend, apparently a couple, both of them 20 years old.
The girl turns a ticket in her hands, paying attention to the number.
Today is 22nd...
“And what?
22 of June.
“Well and?”
What is “well and?” The war began.
“What one?”
Which one? The Great Homeland.
“?! “When?”
Are you mocking? Family 41-45 years and Hitler. and fascism. You remember
The song is: “June 22, exactly at 4 o’clock...” How can you not
to know?? to
“Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!! I would say so immediately. How can I know when it started? I am not guilty that this day is not celebrated and is not celebrated in Russia. The girl silenced.
This would end the story on such a sad note, however... one of the neighbors of a young man, joyfully, with a happy face:
Sorry, young man, this is so interesting!! to
Healthy and beautiful!! How lucky I was!! Can I find out
What is your name, what is your education and who do you work for?
“Why the ET?”
Sorry, I heard your conversation with a girl. You know, I am writing a diploma on the subject of "Degradation of the young generation", and I would very much like to describe your example!!!!"
The boy flew out of the wagon.
The second woman, smiling, "Svetk... and long lying to him about writing a diploma invented?"
Not very long.
The girl, by the way, so in the car further and was driving... alone.

13-year-old Katya, coming home and seeing her mother in her school uniform, realized that today she would sleep with her grandmother.

Graduate status of jur. After the defense of the diploma:

A suit, a tie and a shirt. Now I am a graduate cocoa)))

Probably, in any drinking company, someone will find some acquaintance, which neither hero does nor doher gets.

I sent a girl -
The painting of the Disney Mermaid.
And the comment below:
The shit! Not to fuck or eat.

The answer struck with his creativity -
No cat, no fantasy.
Stir into the mouth and eat the bottom part.)

The Antivanil:
She loves toothbrush, vodka, hats and out that bunch of dirty punks.

from school memories.
In the middle of the class, sometimes the girls came in white coats and each began to crawl in hairstyles. Here’s your turn, and you think, “Hospadi, if only I couldn’t find anything! It is a disgrace for a lifetime. How to live afterwards? not found. Fowu, it went through!" – and even steam on the forehead. The universe? The Army? A married life? Okay well. The school! It is like war. Character and nerves harden. Cleansing of evolution.
by sun_jumper

[7:40:41] Evgeny: And I was barely rooted, I turned away in time (((
[7:40:58] Maxim is? to
[7:41:02] Maxim: for what reason?
[7:41:06] Maxim: Who is it?
[7:41:08] Maxim: Where is it?
[7:41:13] Maxim: How is it?
[7:41:13] Evgeny: For what a jerk not to fuck!!!! to
[7:42:30] Evgeny: Karoche I go from the stop to my home. The mood is fucking! There is a girl in front of me, full of...
[7:42:52] Evgeny: The 1992 inscription on the back.
[7:43:29] Eugene: I decided to joke. I wonder if you have a year of publication?? to
[7:44:34] Eugene: She turned, I saw the face and gave out: "Suddenly the deadline"
[7:44:54] Eugene: I have had lunch (((
[7:45:02] Maxime: the wicked man))))
[7:45:18] Eugene: Well I didn’t stand up!!!and (

VaargVike: from the forum about the discussion of Sony Ericsson some there
I use a Siemens C35. Apparatus is pleased. The price is competitive with all models. The lack of a variety of built-in games is easily compensated by the fact that you can play on the phone itself. There is football, volleyball and rugby, and more than 115,000 games. The thickness of the phone is stunning, especially when it flies into your forehead. and implacable. I easily catch the general trend of consumers - the phone is ringing and fine.

I went to the ambulance this morning to see what I sold. I sell the Sunday booklets. I see a message such as UsamaBenLaden bought a blessed book of resurrection.
Serbian

Yesterday I learned the second version of the international appeal "meade! We are here!"
Space: Above and Beyond is a pilot series. Hysterical cries for help, the bulky translator with a calm voice translates as "May day, May day..."

He is not from Earth.

In the 3rd century B.C., the ancient Greek philosopher Hrysippus served his donkey with wine, and then died of laughter as he watched him try to eat the insect.

Arina is a question. How to plan sex?
[0:07:27] Arina: Well
And why not, and why not?
[0:07:29] Vladelen: Ooh
Arina: What about it?
Arina: Imagine, so I am busy today, let’s get out tomorrow
[0:08:04] Arina: ))))
And the Lord said, “Let it be.”

Dove
DAV - my life immediately turns into a silk pleasure: but not giving, I walk like no fucking, evil and irritable.

Vaeliaen
O(≧∇≦)O

This is how the Japanese smiley looks.

Well, I think it’s a smiley. Although this can be a complicated proposal, the hell will figure it out.

Insulted by the banana Roberto Carlos went to the match of Arsenal and threw the foot at Arshavin!

Suddenly I realized that Razorvievile is not only a funny name for Bigtai, but also a suitable nickname for a hamster.

My cat is a nervous cat! = = )

I went out at night to smoke on the balcony. I look, there is a guy, dressed normally, sort of sober.In his hands he has a snail and a pack of bonds.Even pleased with our youth.
There are three kinds of guys who approach him.They look at him slightly and the following dialogue occurs:
Boy(s) and boyfriend(s)
Q: Boy, what are you fucking?
Q: Why is it right away?
G: You’re going at night time with a sprite and babies cigarettes.
Q: you understand guys, the spray is needed to delay it with Delassy, as the girls with whom we boil in the apartment like, and the bond of the puppy is better than usual, that if the foam falls from it into the bulb, then there will be more time to pick it up.
Gopniks in a strong shower, but make the last attempt to fuck: and that you go, shit?
Q: Yes, I just lost the desire in poker.
A minute of silence.
The boys are theirs and they go.
It is fucking.
c) by Mario

I sometimes do cheat, my mouse so runs - runs
Radmin is red?If it is red, open the notebook and write: Go out of here!and :)