Status of acquaintance:

Beethoven, being absolutely deaf, wrote beautiful symphonies. Why can’t I, being absolutely stupid, write great scientific works?

In the military commando, the lieutenant sends out the new recruits, pressing the agenda in shaking pencil:
You are going to the army! Stop asking stupid questions!
He immediately cried out:
Now they will be asked to you!

Hard to be
I went out with my brother in a clean field to see the meteor rain. clear night, deafness, teenage depression because of the girls.
There are no normal girls in the world.
Brother: Yes, no...
I: Maybe we’ll be gay?
Nor are normal boys either.

I came up with how to use homosexuals, since they do not have children, let them eliminate all kinds of chestnuts with Chernobyl type radiation.

07/06/2011 Skype has fallen
I want to buy all the drug business after Skype MS.
Alcohol companies, guns and prostitutes. Indicators should fall.

Does anyone have temporary tattoos?
Tagged: small bar

He was in the administration of the GIBDD in court, met an unfamiliar lawyer.
I: Are you here as a lawyer?
He: Yes, and as who else?
I complain, and I am an accused.
He: Well, who studied for whom...

xxx: Here you are all fanatical of the romantics who write under the windows "Sunnychko, I love you"... And we have one cynic wrote on the asphalt: "Kсюš, you are an unhappy fool!"
I wake up in the morning, look out the window and the mood rises.

From Twitter
Who does not work, is Skype.

I recently walked with my daughter. I go into our yard, and we have a large cottage there, you can sit on both sides. Two boys ride on the hill, 10 years old, and next to a girl about the same age. We approach them and they decide to give in to the little one, that is, my daughter. They ask the girl to stop them, and she says:
No, stop yourself, or I’ve already broken my hand.
Then she quietly added to her nose:
And then the second, too.

Blogging is the easiest and fastest way to tell the world why you are not interested in anyone.

XXX: The Blind
How many calories are in an apple and regular white bread?
The best answer:
I don't know how many colours are in an apple, but I'm having my birthday today and I'm sitting at a friend's house drunk. If something is wrong, forgive me.

Meeting of the Aitishnikovs, there is a discussion of special clothes. The head of the ITI says that we buy a red uniform, the question follows - and what fucking red if you come up in blue? In response, he said, there was no one in the start-up blue.

Few people know that a special powder, deadly for humans, is often used as a fire extinguisher. Therefore, you can see in theaters or any other buildings the board "Powder Care". It burned - so the powder in action, go. Do not enter a room where it is written. I don’t know what a fool invented the wording, but now you know.)

It is simply impossible to evaluate the 4th part of the Pirates, when you sit in the hall, a tense moment (the pirates are caught), a bunch of pirates on the shore with nets standing... and at this time, from different ends of the hall, they begin to scream "NOW!", "NOW! "NOW! "NOW! "NOW! "NOW! "NOW! "NOW! "NOW! "NOW! "NOW! "NOW! "NOW! "NOW! "NOW! "NOW! "NOW! "NOW!and "

Two young teachers discuss a senior colleague they once studied with themselves:

RRR: Today in the audience he smoked 8-9 cigarettes
Sss: At our exam, he also drank...out of his suitcase. and the tests we wrote like fools were sitting... and he didn't even check them... the fish was cleaned on them and the assessments were put out by check.
RRR: Now it is much more modest. However, in that year, he asked a student, "I told you how my grandmother took off?" Well, as I recorded, an old acquaintance, met in the transition under C. I went to her, and I have some Japanese condoms for their little pups. She sits red like a beetle. I cry of laughter, getting stuck in the news, group rjet

Linux: Windows is crazy, especially vista!!! to
VistaForever: I agree, it is a complete lie!

The employee (the only girl in the team), looking thoughtfully out the window, deeply thoughtfully says: "In taste and color, all comrades are different."

Damn, Microsoft breaks everything it can, and everything it can’t buy and then breaks!! to

- As in any job, there are its advantages and disadvantages... For example, you will have to do all kinds of unnecessities, soften different clients; there will be fat, scary, even disabled.
Hm, what are the disadvantages?