From the news website:
Novosibirets, who got stones instead of the iPad, disappointed in online shopping

What would this be?

Today, all of the offices were...
Would you say: Fail?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :(

Q: Why are you sitting so often in the Invisalign?
Everything is written, it gets bored.
Remove yourself from their contact lists so they don’t write.
Contact removed itself.

In Estonia there was a belief that evil spells cannot be touched.
young spouses if they slept out in their bed (!!!) The Bear.

O_O

When will you all be taken to the army and the flow of stupid jokes about diplomas will end?! to

xxx: how warm the words of the group member that he also doesn't remember before the exam)

Archaeologists have discovered a 10-year-old tunnel

I really realized that life all depends on you when I saw a photo of my former boss (nearly promoted to the director of a branch of a serious firm) in the album "The Best Workers 2005" in one notorious fast food café.

Previous: What is Civil Society?
Student: It is a society in which there are citizens who know they are citizens who live in a society.
Prep: What is it?! to
Student: Hey, do you want me to simplify my thinking for you?

Something you look like an artery today.
WOW: What is it? In the sense?
Tag: sleepy

In the morning the alarm clock rings – I don’t have a alarm clock.
I trust my neighbor!
Early in the morning to work he will wake me up on time.
He has his concerns - the lesson begins.
...
The day goes by and I’m back at 5 p.m.

Now let’s count. At 17 o’clock she returns from work. She ends working at 16.00. 8-hour working day with lunch break. Therefore, it begins to work at 7-00. She leaves the house at 6 a.m. Therefore, exactly at five in the morning, this frost with the trumpet wakes the whole house every day!!! to
A wonderful neighbor, his mother. I would kill him.

Previously, grandmothers asked their grandchildren to put a thread in the needle, and in the future they would ask to introduce a capsule.

Mccvinn: Yesterday I walked with a little boy (2 years) in the yard. And we are building something there, mountains of sand and land filled, well fun. Nearby walks a girl 5 years old, charming, well seriously - long light hair, pale pink dress, etc.Nikitka (son) all the time, naturally, flows toward these mountains of sand, interestingly, the girl approaches me and says: and on these mountains you cannot climb. I deep-mindedly kick my head, I agree - yes, say, and really can't, you can fall, there can be glasses, and dirty.. the girl looks at me skeptically and I would say sad, and thoughtfully says: in general, my mom said that this word is ugly and it can't be said... but how can I say that you understand well?! Uncle, if your child will climb this sand, the evil workers will immediately come and take you away!! to
Takes his hand and leaves.

Answers from Google
"How quickly will you get rid of the scarring?"
One of the stones
"Scroll in the pants, then the smell of shit will break the smell of garlic";

My husband said, I have breasts like I was in first class.
I can be proud! I have first class breasts :)

thx(22:18:18 7/06/2011)
What should I do to forgive me?and ((

Wicked (22:18:31 7/06/2011)
Marry me

I wonder why I don’t live in Russia.
Probably God loves you.

An explanation was given today.
I, XX, was late to work because the workers were removing the asphalt under my window. I did not hear the alarm and fell asleep.

XXX: People, and who where audio books are downloaded
YYY: Well, if we agree on the price, I can read you out loud.

XXX: Our chief admin makes all the ugliness
X: I am afraid of it.
What about PCHI?
We are neighbors, we have a common balcony
XX: my cat has his cat
XXX: Right in His Eyes
WOW and WOW???? to
He thought she was a cat.