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[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58626
 14.01.2012
The deer says that he has the keys of the pocket tear) well, the lawyer advised him to buy a keyboard) and I added - that the keyboard is such a small fat woman who will walk after him and carry the keys))))))) I definitely got sick))))

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №58625
 14.01.2012
by Fuck. Dear dear admin. Thank you brother for the post. They will finally understand us. I once had such a case. The client made the computer 3 hours. The fool why then treacherously whispered that it was time to release a hamster, but the toilet bottom was not because of the fact that he was in an apartment made on a fashionable euro repair, when everyone in the same room and the kitchen and the hall and the bedroom and the toilet and a square area 30. I endured a short time, I made a car, the pressure in my ass rose to 3 atmospheres, but the sphincter was young and strong. And here I go out I am satisfied with the threshold of the fifth floor, the last. The door was closed and I gave 4 cacao!!! The echo in the entrance was shaken and..... to go to the floor below the 3 tile stood quietly smoked. I have a face with a brick (red). But I heroically pretended that it was a sort of violin. You were ashamed.

[ + 55 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58624
 14.01.2012
I’ve never seen men cry until I formatted the hard drive.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №58623
 14.01.2012
xxx:Programmators delay and philologists postpone
YYY: In addition, programmers understand what a joke is, and philologists only think they understand.
zzz: I am a philologist and a programmer, omg. You just exploded my mosque.
xxx you are mine!! to

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58622
 14.01.2012
The first to express his admiration for Unix systems was the poet A.S. Pushkin in the line:"Core-pure emerald"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №58621
 14.01.2012
XXX I love you.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX - I just wanted to fuck you.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58620
 14.01.2012
An intranet (router without password) appeared in the zone of action
He stuck, walked away and wrote the name VZLOMAL.
It's been a couple of months looking, I entered a password and changed the name of HERVZLOMAESH
Now I look at a router without a password with the name DANEHERDELAT

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №58619
 14.01.2012
From corporate chat:
Tagged: valer
WOW : well?
HHH: Your time has come!
How did you beat me?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №58618
 14.01.2012
Review of the X-Files series:
"The dumb cock - Rocks - struck in every series does not believe Maldor! It’s a stubborn man!"

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №58617
 14.01.2012
The xxx:
IP Sharapkin Fyodor Fedorovich, Murmansk region, Sněžnogorsk
The xxx:
Sharapova office!
The xxx:
It is there! 😉
YYYY :
You found her!!! to

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58616
 14.01.2012
According to statistics, 38% of people have a friend with a stranger named Valera.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №58615
 14.01.2012
I gave a laptop for the new year. The next day the call: "I don’t like the computer, requires to change the user!" :)))

[ + 49 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58614
 14.01.2012
and >
The young man was detained for installing Microsoft's non-licensed software, it would be nothing - but they just asked him to install Win7 and other progi in the police office!!! and :)
He himself came, he himself established, well, he received for his work 600 rubles, and then he was bound... for the damage of about 130 thousand rubles.
Intel Inside, Idiot Outside!! to
and >
I’m not saying you can be bound. But! Just so, weakly not to install any software, not to repair equipment, not to advise on IT police? Let it be your friends, relatives, acquaintances - do not do this. To motivate the refusal is simple - bound the boy on a sharp footing. (By the way, the guy can freely turn to a lawyer, and he will prove that it was a provocation by the police.) Simply,, the organizers of this case will come to know that their acquaintances were refused a friendly/family service because of what they did. Per this will force them to release the person and/or remove charges from him. I will not go into any further controversy "good/bad".
Hobbits support me! Itchnik was bound.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №58613
 14.01.2012
I can make you forget you’re gay.
See also: OO
Am I gay?
See also: Voila
The Devil

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №58612
 14.01.2012
Share a recipe for diet.
Take a picture of five years ago and post.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №58611
 14.01.2012
In the phrase “people’s deputy” I feel some sort of underwhelming...

[ + 54 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58610
 14.01.2012
A story about the potato field and justice.

80s of the last century. The father solemnly left the family, judging a garage with a car for memory. And generously not becoming pretending to a two-room "chruščovka", in which a mother and three children remained. He did not claim, indeed, after interfering in this story.
The Committee of Soviet Women, and personally Valentina Tereshkova, whose mother in despair wrote a letter from our town. But this is another story.
The father left in the autumn, in the garage were left all the "turns", homemade canned foods and potatoes in the underground. All this he took to his family in the village.

In those years, it was a shame to ask for material aid from the state. My mother is a very proud person. None of the relatives had any idea that we were living...not very well. My dad had been away from food for a few years. I lived on the salary of a librarian, and then my mother found a job.

This is the preamble. Now the story itself. We survived the winter. In the spring in the library of my mother allocated a section "under the potatoes" outside the city. What work was worth doing! The seed potato was rubbed with a spade in several parts, so that there was a "eye" on the piece - then it was enough to sow. My mom and I.
Three daughters. The older one is 10, and the younger one is 5 years old.
Solution in a week. Then all summer - then collected the Colorado bush, then pumped...
We came here to dig potatoes. I will never forget how bitterly my mother cried in this field. And I found on the sidelines in the rough grass drunk clothes, in which thieves were weaponized. From the pocket of one of the coats fell two gold rings: a wedding ring and a ring with a red stone (ruby), in the pocket of the second coat were new
Apparently, the thieves took off the jewelry, put it in the pocket of their working clothes, so as not to dirty and in a hurry forgotten.

Since then, I have truly believed that justice exists.

[ + 35 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58609
 14.01.2012
A woman is a domestic animal that needs to be cared for. Man is a cattle that needs to be cleaned.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №58608
 14.01.2012
In the village like: whose fist is stronger, the wife is not a prostitute.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №58607
 14.01.2012
If you had access to the red button, would you press it?
WOW : Of course! Per this is my only chance to celebrate for a century! And to remain in the memory of the descendants as a man who completely destroyed humanity!
I think about the descendants I’ve gotten upset.

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