Sirius: Thousands of years ago, Atlantis lived on Earth, which built the greatest and most progressive civilization. But one day they calculated that their mainland Atlantis had to go to the bottom, and in order to prevent this and strengthen the foundation of the lithospheric plates underneath them, they had to work on Saturdays too. After reflecting, the smart Atlanta decided to go down rather than go to work on Saturday. They did not become...

You don’t like my parents. They want to see someone else with me.
2: You know, in the LDPR is Zhirinovsky. without importance. And the heads of power: Yeltsin, Putin, Medvedev are changing. And Zhirik is always in the opposition, whoever is at the top of power, no one likes him.
Guess who your parents remind me of?

Yesterday I drank a little vodka with friends and decided to continue in the fresh air. Going for a walk, I decided to take away garbage, so to speak, to combine pleasant with useful. Not finding the home of garbage bags took large from the supermarket. I will specify separately that I usually walk in a classic costume. And here I go to myself through the dark street to the point of the meeting, as two bodies are clinging to me with a loose walk. Although, in principle, I am not a fool to give in the mouth, something at that moment kept me from rushing to unleash the conflict. This resulted in the following dialogue:
Will not smoke?
and no.
* pause * apparently loading the conversation program
Give the packages!
I had to give without dispute. They say there is no service in Russia.

The modern art of extraction is: sitting with a stone face in the office and roaring in the aska "EHOOOOOUUUU!!!! I am the King of the World!!and "

A friend, with a clever philosophical expression, literally: "Something lately has been in my eyes all the time beautiful men... whether in nature something is improving... whether my shortcomings have worsened..."

I sit down and eat ice cream – a barrel in a vaffle crunch. I get from the paper, I hold my hand. My mother disapproves:

- It will be so broken... And it will grow in the hand... Let me eat right!! to

I always plan everything in advance.
What a sense, no matter what kind of knockout will happen and all the plans are on the brink.
I:-A good plan should be calculated at least ten times. -I clapped.I understood the ambiguity of the phrase by the cunning smiles of the interlocutors.

How did you go to football where Serega played?
They lost 7 to 2.
(Is it so?
Well, if you want them to have the goalkeeper’s name Yadirko...
It is sad (

It was so that to the Lord God himself – call him Savoof or Jehovah, it doesn’t matter to him! The German Emperor came to the Lord God and asked, "Respond, Lord, when will my German people be happy?" “Don’t live to me,” said the German Emperor and cried. Then the King of England came and asked, “In how many years will my English people be happy?”The Lord put on his glasses and looked into the Book, “In seventy-seven years, King.” “Don’t live for me!” said the English king and cried. Then the American president came and asked about his people. “In forty-three years,” said the Lord. “Don’t live to me!” the president cried. And finally the Russian tsar himself appeared: "Say, lord, when will Russia be happy?" "Do not live me!" - said the Lord and cried with the most burning tears.

B. Vasilyev "And there was evening and there was morning "

There was a case at work. The boss on one client is the melody of Lady Gaga "Juda". The client calls. The colleague asked, “What is the composition?". When Lady Gaga heard Judah answer, she asked, “Who is Judah?” There was silence in the office. Someone tried to explain: “Who betrayed Jesus?” The answer was amazing: “Who?” The whole office was told that it was Judas who betrayed Jesus. But the question from this cute girl, “How does Gaga know our Bible?” caused the whole office to hysterize.

If there is no line in the collection, then the computers are dependent! and :-(

My girlfriend stayed overnight. We lie down before bed and look at the telephone. Suddenly, she begins to run under the blanket.
What are you crawling there?
- Yes, the carpet interferes, you need to remove... - a couple of minutes up, from under the blankets appear - attention! The legs from which she pulls the lift.
I am in a deep hole.
I’m looking forward to tomorrow’s show "T-shirts through the head"...

Thursday is good because after Friday it will be Saturday. Remember that on Wednesday.

When you go up, you will meet a lot of different people. Do not offend them, because you will meet them all again when you fall down.
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M: A robot from Ukrtelekom (the telephone operator in Ukraine) called and said that "You must pay 0 UAH, 0 copies, in case of non-payment the number will be disabled".
You have to pay, you can’t leave that way.
Pay for loyalty through Private Bank. They are very close to each other...

XHH: At the end of the day, you will finally find the end!
A great slogan for porn drama.
HHH: Who’s hurt... and I’m about inner searches in general :R
ууу: A "Inner searches" - great title =)

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Yesterday I called her drunk.

Yyy: I love this phrase, after it always begins the most interesting :D :D

my phone NOKLA of Chinese production in the area of the camera attracts metal like a magnet))))
Give a coin of 10 cop. And she sticks to him.)
WOW: I told you that he was like a decepticon from transformers!!! Throw it out!! to

Yesterday eleven-graduates from two remote villages of the Bulun ulus of Yakutia had to take the Unified State Examination in the district center, the village of Tiksi. But the helicopter prepared for their departure was intercepted at the last moment by the Deputy of the State Duma from Yakutia Mikhail Everstov, who rushed to another settlement. As it turns out, hunting.

Without paper, you are a cocktail, and with paper you are an analogy)))