Why do I need rest, personal life, entertainment and good mood?
If there is work)

It was yesterday.
WOMAN: Oh, the cat kisses me straight into the lips!! to
I am Fu! Of course, he will lay his eggs and kiss.
J: I also lick eggs and then kiss you, you don’t mind.
I am:...
And today I thought, is it that I’m licking my eggs anyway?

xxx: To raise your mood you just need to wear shorts, heels and go out!)
Yyy: O_o Only shorts and heels?
Zzz: It’s not just that her mood gets up))))))

I go to the bar, I want to buy ice cream "Mystery".
I. Be kind "Mystery"
A grandfather sits, clothed in a hundred robes, who clothes him sheds tears. You have 10 rubles.

From Rambler News:

The drinking water in the office will be deducted from the salary
The comments:
I propose to collect the tax from the consumer of toilet paper in the office. To report, do not let it go to the toilet, but bring it to the accountant and put it into personal affairs.

Discussing the news that Chinese prisoners are forced to earn in MMORPG:
This is how you can write programs! Break the code into simple parts, divide it between prisoners and let them write. Anyone who does not do it goes to the carcass.
I’t be surprised if they do that in India.

From Mumbai:
Scientists discovered the love of ancient women for hiking"
Comment: "Now that’s called travel? and and "

For caps, mat, fluid, spam - kick, banim, sym in the portfolio!! to

by Jo (10:13:03)
I’ll take it today and make you an offer.
by Joel (10:13:10)
You think yourself.
by Jeshua (10:13:18)
So be prepared
M (10:13:42)
= – O
by J (10:14:05)
Now I just choose the ring, the engagement and all, fuck you.
by M (10:14:39)
The cat is burning.
by Jeshua (10:15:29)
I am serious, I am tired of this uncertainty.
by Jo (10:15:59)
I will go to your parents and ask for your hand.
M (10:16:24)
Are you cuddling?
by Joel (10:16:28)
No is!
by J (10:17:20)
I’ll buy flowers to my mom, wine to my dad, a ring to you, I’ll kneel before them, and I’ll ask them to give you to me, rather your hand, and I’ll give you my heart.
M (10:17:36)
Stop to stop)
by Joel (10:18:47)
I feel you are there so and you will say, but I have already come up with how to trick you, and rather to wrap, in the first I will wrap you a ring by 2 sizes smaller (to not remove), in the second I will pay the fee in the wheel, and I will borrow the line.
by Jo (10:19:33)
And even better I get pregnant, here you will not turn away, or I will call my brother, or better two. I’ll remove all the condoms today.
by Joel (10:19:54)
You will still be mine.>

Cartoon "The Adventures of the Cat Leopold" on one free tracker.
Good cat Leopold, constantly bothered by two mice, demanding reciprocity.

Template "Case in the cinema"

Title of the film:
The Hero:
The phrase:
A scream from the room:
They lay in the whole hall. and :)

Example of:

X-Men of the First Class. Magnito: "This world does not accept us. We will create our world!"
Scream from the hall: "With blackjack and the prostitutes!"

They lay in the whole hall. and :)

Forum of programmers:

xxx:where to get the hello world which is described in the textbooks?

He is as stupid as three enots.
Why three units?
XXX: Four in the sum is smarter than him.

Another interesting news: scientists report a worm that lives 1.3 km from the surface of the earth
Previous Post:There could not be life at all
YYY: How did the scientists get there?
Not the scientists, the robots watched =)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I go to the toilet today for "important" affairs and immediately noticed that instead of a roll of paper lies a piece of rubbed. Well, all I did start means to use that precious piece, I still thought that the people were nice, left. And here at the end of the paper I see the inscription: "Distributed? Go and look. Help the next shit!" Well not long thinking went to the woman slowly, maybe there stayed. There is a miracle! I start to break and see the inscription" "Thank you! The quarter is over!"

I remember working in a small office as a system administrator. Here is my day. The carpenter arranged. So, the director congratulates: Dear Birthday, Bespiri-Tyripiri.Let you always burn the blue screen...With the telecom computer confused a little(

I: And who are you studying for? For a programmer?
No, it’s on the multimediator!
I am 0_o
Lenna: no computer and computer technology multimedia what is there...
I: You’re going to be in charge tomorrow with a cut more clothes...
Lena : Why?? to
I: It is a pity, even if something is pleasant...

Dialogue with my 3 year old son:
My Princess!
Yes to Misha?
You answer wrongly, you have to say: Yes, my knight!
Oh my knight!
The Princess! Take a pot, I’ll write!

The girl at work closer to the evening:
"I just did something... I don’t know what, but I think it’s in vain"

XXX: I have an aquarium dog. I sat in a fence with a high fence without a necklace, but managed to jump over with the help of my own bunch of fucking (I noticed that there was such a large bunch behind the booth!
Andy Dufrain’s escape from the show is resting.