In the ASK
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Do you need a good guy?
WOW :
Yes, no, I’m hunting for girls more, and for dogs.. but my husband needs to build good strong guys;) or he’s broken all the jammers (((

More lies of politicians irritate glamorous television stars, who suddenly begin to talk about honor and dignity, continuing to lead a scandalous life.
Joseph of Egypt

I doubted whether it was worth writing, but the story about the boy with the machine machine (best for 07.01.2010) forced.
He was standing before the New Year Santa, giving candy to the children.
A man approaches and swiftly whispers, "Brother, my daughter is coming now, will give you a letter. You are playing.”
I can ask, “Where is the letter then?”
“You will throw!”

Next, all the notes: "Here, daughter, the most real Santa Claus," I give candy, she handed me a letter, says "thank you", they turn and leave.
The letter remains with me. What to do? to open? to throw? Leave as a memory, unopened, in a frame?
What?

On the evening of the same day, a poll was conducted on the Internet, out of 55 respondents, 32 voted for the opening.
On New Year’s Eve, I opened it.
Eleanor of Voronezh asked Santa Claus of Murmansk for skates and a talking doll.
“And I very much want,” Eleanor writes in the biggest letters, “that my mommy may grow out.”

On the rights of Father Christmas I call on you all on Christmas day to wish Mother Eleonora health. The idea, as you know, is material, we must succeed.
07.01.2012 by

SMS to his wife: "The alien kidnapped... they put on me experiments... already poured in perfumes, smeared with lipstick, scratched the whole back, took money... After an hour they promised to release."

xxx: I came up with a new word: "happy". It’s like "gone", only "gone"
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: The Wicked
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: twiter, facebookbuch, lawtactch - it's a little different (this means write), but hide it, hide it, hide it - find it
YYY: to insert is also to find, but news
I know how these words can be made popular.
YYY: to shut up?
xxx: to fuck

Loki
Oh, my dear, I’ve come up with how to change your name into an Ace.
smoke
The member?)

Dialogue between a girl and a reconstructor (boy with a beautiful body)

R: There was an idea. Now I'm getting a little up and taking a photo set. Not historical, for yourself) With weapons (sword shield) and naked by belt, in jeans =)
D: Mmm... And I am at your feet... In your underwear =R
And with a spit in the chest :D

XXX is
Vitalik, here I read your messages on the wall and came to the conclusion that you believe that the only thing women need is a...
I totally disagree with you...
YYYY
What can they do besides that?
HHHH
They are still cooking.

Call for technical support:
Good morning, I don’t have the word font running, what should I do?
There is only one way to do this: eat these soft French pancakes and drink tea.

quecksilber lampe: and I found a way to get rid of the annoying idiots - I answer them in German

Dasha: “Only during New Year’s holidays in public transport, drunk people look bare and contemptuously at the sober, not the opposite.”

Loser 80 lvl, I am the horse!
I opened the door at 3 o’clock at night to a drunk ambal, thinking my mom came from the night shift. He came in and began to dress up.
So my amazed eyes were nothing compared to his when his brother explained to him that he was wrong with the apartment.
I could not sleep after that. from laughter.
My mom was on holiday this weekend.

Discussion of the closure of contact in March 2012

Well, again, except my mom, no one will congratulate me with dr.
HH: Anyway, I will not be anyone.

XXX: Are you going out?? to
YYY: Max, and you’re going to be in the uggs?
xxx: yes
YYY: I will not go out.

On the question “Are human muscles edible?” in Google, the first result is “The effects of hallucinogenic fungi on the human body.” It is true!

Congratulations to the author who wrote this:

In the future, when I become wealthy and powerful, I will definitely rename a park into a “User Name and Password Park.”

Dear, and weak, as in the old Soviet times, plant the park in the form of the words "User" and "Password"? In the Union so planted that the inscriptions are still visible from space! There will be no problems with the justification of the name - once, the second - respect and respect will be provided to you, the third - create your memory for a long time!

In addition, if you are with a lot of money, you and the land under this business to buy will not be a pity. and ;-)
Or all for 20 years everything is just renamed, exploiting the already existing, but in order to make the most new and original - damn who you expect. At the same time, you will be the first in the post-Soviet country to plant a park, not to cut off the forest. It is :-)

You and I weigh 130 kilos together.
YYY: As one American...
XX: Aha, eight years old

He also deprived me of my virginity.
WOW: Have you been able? Fast and what is it?
The first half-minute the body wears and cries: “A-a-a-a, a foreign body is in me!”11 and the remaining time decides whether to describe it or lose consciousness. I don't know what this is only the first time, I would be asexual)))

Matan - I love you!
YYY: What is it?
xxx: And what, I have invested so much in these days in understanding and realizing this subject that it is simply impossible to be indifferent to it. And to say that I don’t like it, the tongue won’t turn. So I am proud to confess to Matan in love!
XXX: And I now respect the professor very much. He always explained everything clearly in pairs, just someone (I) did not follow the thread of meaning.
Yyy: Well, I went to my student’s cover :D

Lucky people come to the grail from the other side.