I sat with a friend in the kitchen and drank beer under Nirvana. At the end of the last song on the album, Kurt made a guitar recording, and I feel like something he’s been doing for too long. Only I got to know what it was like, as a friend says, “Look, you’re going to play this kind of music – you’re going to go crazy and shoot yourself.” In the fact that we have been listening to the freon in the refrigerator "Minsk" for 10 minutes, a friend did not immediately believe...

Maxim (23:50:28 31/05/2011)
I saw a leopard’s egg in the zoo this morning. The White Tiger.

DeL'ta (23:50:56 31/05/2011)
God, I have lived my life, I have seen the eggs of a leopard.
I am jealous...

Putin - like a reflector, with a narrow-directed ray of light, like the eye of Sauron - wherever he looks, will not light up the situation - there immediately the process of photosynthesis of something begins, movement, scattering-overflowing...

The question:
Early in the morning sleeping husband anxiously whisper to the ear - dear! Rise up! My husband has arrived! What do you think? What will be his reaction?

The answer:
At the table for such jokes.

help: girls with small breasts, where do you buy breasts?
Grandfather without cowards: and the naphiga of the goat baian?? to
I understand, grandfather, why are you not cowards?

The fact that there are no ugly girls is best convinced not after a bottle of vodka, but after a year of life in the barracks.

by Habr
The law, in fact, is a social program — it describes objects, relationships, functions, exceptions... So what else would you expect from a crowd of unskilled programmers without any alpha, beta testing departments, no quality control department and with a huge salary that does not depend on anything? All the laws that work more or less in our country have been developed with sponsorship and have a corresponding orientation. The rest is Indian code. Those who read our laws don’t laugh at Windows.

Discussions about film genres:

I like movies about the dark Stalin.
He is thinking about the Kremlin.
And hanging everyone, from Irkutsk to Tallinn.
But I love porn more.

I have westerns in the cave, where Indians and cowboys
They burn each other on slow fire.
They are very proud of their stakes...
I especially like porn.

I love the asteroid killer.
Where the earth is saved by a simple drill,
He is the best in the team of Negroids.
This is compared to porn.

About the Knights, the topic is pretty beautiful:
Get ready to die, serving the king!
Columns, swords, the queen of the rush...
I like porn more.

And horrors - the genre, of course, the favorite -
I love the flow of blood,
That there be a skeleton, and that the finger be cut off.
Porn is harder.
Such things.

Doctor of Supreme.

"The Fuck of the Artist" is a work of art by the Italian artist Piero Mandzoni, a representative of the epatage in art.
In May 1961, Mandzoni gathered his own feces in 90 numbered canned bottles, each containing 30 grams, wrote on them "100 percent natural shit of the artist" in Italian, English, French and German and sold them at a price similar to the price of gold of the same mass. The current price is approximately 30,500 euros. On May 23, 2007, one of the copies was sold for €124,000 at the Sotheby's auction.
Mansoni argued that with his project he attracted attention to the confidence of buyers of works of art. “All of these Milanese bourgeois pigs just like shit,” the artist said.

A very trolling!

- Oh, these bodies from the dating site... "I don’t like the cold and not the crime..."
For two minutes I understood what that meant.

The lecture. Have fun with the birds. The Prep:
What is this?How much can?Turn off your phones!Who has it at all?! to
These birds are whispering.
The birds are good, let them cry.

Would you like me to introduce you to N? He wants family and children.
What is wrong with him?

xxx: How do you live with so many allergies? oh on plants, on wool, on dust...
Yyy: Oh, and I also have an allergy to citrus and eggs))
God, how do you live with eggs?and ((
Tagged: chicken oo

I talked to a familiar guitarist who likes to play something incomprehensible:
I can play without interruption. One day I was playing for almost a day, in the morning I broke up and went to sleep.
- O_O

Shein_gen, in your comic book the panda is very peculiar, they don’t know they’re not koalas.

A young cotton boy (20 years old) with long hair (the case was in 1992 or 1993) swarms in the hallway. The captain runs past, all red from anger and stumbles on an enthusiastic hairy. With the wild cry of which you attached to the calling commission uncut, marching to the parishmaker, as a surname? I'll send you to such a part that you won't live to the dembel. and etc. And so on, I calmly answered, Captain, go on the fuck. I was dumb when you were still in school a point in your clothes washing. The captain disappeared at the bullet speed. Sometimes the appearance is deceitful.

From one of the trackers: This version was stolen by Armenian developer named Artaq Awakyan, who in May 2011 moved to work for the studio Nixxes Software from the studio Santa Monica, where he blamed for the leak of the God of War 3 press kit in January 2010. After receiving a racist statement from the Russian developer Ivan Badaev, who worked in the studio since November 2010, Avakyan Psychanul, pulled the hard drive from the system unit of one of the working PCs, which stored the full build of the yet unreleased hit Deus Ex: Human Revolution and fled in an unknown direction. His wife that he had not appeared at home.
On the evening of the same day, a stolen version of the game appears on torrents.

The TV is quietly working, I lie with my loved one in bed, I unobtrusively start to make him snoop. At this moment in the television clearly spreads: "You are there delicious, dear?". I never thought I could laugh so loud with such a thing in my mouth.
Necrophage

Dear friends and friends, with the start of the summer!

Asphalt: I would talk to you on Skype, but Katko took the microphone from me. Give me a microphone?
I don’t have a microphone. Teleport me a beer.
Asphalt is clean.
Asphalt: I am
The asphalt: UHEEE
The Asphalt: ACUYUU
Asphalt: OOOOOO
The asphalt: NG
Tagged with: o_o
The asphalt is bleat. I wasted from Natasha. Did the beer come to you?
Asphalt: It’s gone from me, if you don’t have it, it’s a problem from your side.
Tagged with: facepalm