M: The sun, listen, and the cat is better to bathe or dust?
J: It is very funny. Swimming with Cone
Hell, okay, next time I’ll take a bath.

Thanks to my beloved wife and the Internet, I learned how to cook well, or to die of hunger.

I'll come later, I'll have to go to the neighbor.
Do you want to go to the neighborhood??????? to
Moscow is big, but so much.

I entered the shelter, the cold came, I need to glue the windows, I ask the neighbor:
Can you lock the windows? I have 6 couples today and you are on vacation.
He: Well, I lived with glass packets, but in principle in movies I saw how it is done, I can.

I was surprised, in which movies the windows are glued, well, well, I left him 100 p for everything about everything, I went in pairs, I return, and he glued the windows with paper strips cross on the cross as in the war))

The rhinoceros.

Help the little cat find good owners! Yesterday I went to work, there is a small cat sitting at the entrance, and whispering complaining. I took him home and fed him. He is smart, not sent where he got, only in a strictly designated place. I am allergic to such animals:( so I will give with all the bonuses purchased for him! 915 three eighty-eighty-eighty-eighty-eighty-four six.

I went to buy a bucket today. Dialogue with the seller:
I:"Good day, is there a 25w solder?"
Seller:"In the sense of bur?"
I am:"No, the solder"
Q:"Purchaser?"
I:"Layer...wire to lay..."
Q:"Pick up?"
I:*I’m pointing my finger* "Here’s this thing that would be wiring!"
Q:"Is there anything else?"
I:"There are any testers?"
Q:" What is it? O_o"
I:"Ble.. it doesn’t matter how much the solder..."
Cannifl and spawning to ask scared... So spawning, bought elsewhere spawning, etc., I come home, plug the solder, and his dumb wires start smoking. Spiralso, pulled the nose back, change:
I:"Good day, I took your solder an hour ago, it is broken, I want to change"
Q:* with a whispering voice, eyes like dishes* "What have you done with it?and "
I:" No, I switched on, the wire wrap was stifled, turned off. Take a look at it"
Q:* blows into the holes for ventilation* "THIS NEVER HAS BEEN HAVE!!!and "
I am: * cultural shock": "What do you know? I have made a hole in him from your seat and from the neck to make holes in him!and "
Eventually, he took the money.
I think the store will soon collapse.

My husband told me.
I took the child to the kindergarten this morning. One of the teachers suddenly stopped him and asked:
If not a secret, what are you and his mother doing?
The husband answers:
I am selling...
And my mom?
My mother is a programmer.
and Aaaah! Then everything is understandable!
What is it?
We all wonder, why does such a small child have the habit of reasoning so logically? My mom is a programmer.

Top 135 secret phrases for manipulating people. Phrase No. 14 "I love you..."
Why the number 14?
- the first thirteen phrases for manipulation probably by type "and"

At two o’clock in the evening, I help my mom print a program from a concert in Warsaw. The concert was dedicated to Marina Floraeva. And here, among other names, my mother suddenly dictates me:

"My day without Putin is bad"

I look at it and ask: "Why???and "
OYU quietly looks at me and repeats with an unwavering look: “My day without Putin is bad.”

I am "My day without Putin is not good"????? to
My mother – yes...
- "Without Putin is not good"????? to
Yes, my day without Putin is bad!!! to
Is this Marina Cvetayev’s writing, or are you telling me?? to
Sasha, let me print.
- "without Putin... to shrink...."

I printed...

What are you writing???????????? "My day is rough "!

Maxim (02:59:59 31/10/2010)
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Maxim (02:00:01 31/10/2010)
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Maxim (02:00:17 31/10/2010)
We made a jump in time! ?

I have invented such a crazy stuff!!by :
"QQ"
And don’t bother :)

Yesterday I was with a colleague at the escort service salon. In the border, to put it simply. There was a management account. I discovered a curious thing.

We sit, in short, in a break on the couch, drink coffee with the hostess of the salon and "models". Girls, of course, discuss customers: who has how much money and who rides what car. Here my colleague joked: to say, probably, the more a client has a jeep, the less a member.

So here. It turned out that everything was not so simple. The workers of the choir explained to us that this is a myth. In fact, owners of expensive black jeeps, on the contrary, have (in most of their) genitalia size a few centimeters longer than the average. Everything happens, but this is the trend. According to the girls, the matter is not even in the size of the car, but in its efficiency.

Men with long members do not regret the money for gasoline and buy powerful cars. And men with small growths choose different economical options, such as Matisse, and then out of envy unleash rumors of jeep drivers.

This was the first time I was delighted that my caravan ate 16 liters ninety-second to a hundred.

xxx: a week ago submitted a topic on the "management of stocks"
XHH: It was said - the source of the task is mandatory
Everyone took something normal. No, bl*d, one group decided to get out: I wanted to calculate how much Ukraine owes Russia for gas
WOW: And what?
I have calculated! It came out 150 (add 18 more zeroes). It is in dollars.
XHH: Prep checked for two weeks. There are no mistakes. It is "5"

Maxa and Marina are one name.
Yes, as Kirill and Oleg

Teaching English at the Faculty of Mathematics.
The old age:
We have two people who know English.
The Prep:
If you knew English, you would be studying in a foreign language faculty.
One of two:
Do you think I know math?and ?

My sister burned. Standing in front of the mirror, he is going to paint. Takes a toner, says:"Taak...the groundwork is gone!", smells the face. He sees something wrong. Under the vivid nickname "Yes... the truss went!" applies powder. After that, he looks critically into the mirror, takes the body, opens it and cries: “Laki, paint, enamel!”And it"s the color of the skin. He looks satisfied at his reflection and gives out:"The section is finished. Take the work."

Max and I registered.
Which website? on which website?
Oh yeah, in the dungeon! In the Zack!! to

Today I understood what could be worse than an ordinary pigeon-like pigeon that resembled a cigarette at the moment of stretching=(

Apparently 27 years old, long not a child, but... After watching "Piranha 3D" every time, sitting on the toilet, I catch myself on the terrible thought that now from there will jump out a toothed cheek and scratch my member...

Nick Changed
Conscience: Why
BIO: Stresses when you go online