I will remember this color forever.
youngreaper: stumbled and asked a friend what color her clothes were.
youngreaper : in response heard - guess
youngreaper: the fox swallowed the whole palette
youngreaper: the answer just killed
youngreaper : circular
youngreaper: with such a sincere voice

X: Let’s go to the network, right?
My computer has flown.
XHH: Where is it?
To the hot fucking!

xxx: I once perforator for music accepted the demand
YYY: ROFL
xxx: I lie down, I still didn’t wake up until the end, I think, finally, at least someone from the neighbors started listening to normal music.
xxx: listening to the perforator
xxx is like that))

I’m in the store, I choose. Saturday, the silence and grace. The idyllia is violated by a police force of seven or eight men under the leadership of a brave captain. The squad flies into the store and resolutely moves to the corner with pirate products. What a corner! The lawyers of Adobe and Micro-soft when they see these disks run out of poison and make many-kilometre appeals. Even more though! The goods, worth tens of thousands of dollars, a generous Russian soul estimated in some 150 rubles. The sellers pale, red, especially impressive eat not to faint. Someone is turning the phone. The captain takes a few discs from the stand, handed them to everyone in the squad and issued the immortal phrase: "For the last time I say to you, ballbets, the pirate discs look like this! Not to be embarrassed anymore. Everyone goes to the market. The squad leaves the store and departs towards the nearest market.

You were not robbed as a child?
YYY: Rapidly raised falls not counted!

You think the work brings you.
I have a serious colleague, an engineer.
He put a photo of the manul on the desk, called him a buzzman, and the next day he talks to him.

xxx> We're going to get this topic very quickly.
yyy> In time you recalled on the 143 page...

My father works in one house. University of Fiji. Fake, and today I told you that their dean was commissioned from Min. Education to compile something like a reference on the topic "Why the country needs physics". This is the case at every school. What is Dolboebism?

A friend participated in a zombie parade, painted specifically.
How do I look, beautiful?
I: you will see in a dream, your ass suck your blanket

Childhood cannot pass, it can only be hidden in one place.
by Yuji

The U.S. Centers for Disease Control has released one of the strangest instructions in the world – a memo “how to survive during the zombie apocalypse” O_o

MalyFFka: Vayan))) is coming, and go to the movie?))
AwakEmaN: Athyan, I am sad
Maleficent: What is it? = = (
AwakEmaN: all the cockroaches in the head died and the twists got straight...
AwakEmaN: Yesterday for two hours I comforted the girl who cried in my shoulder, that you see normal men around there, and to comfort her to no one, when you see her shit... And she is foolish of the fact that no one comforts her, because all the men are goats and they are not... and she cried so sincerely, with feelings. To me, my man!! to
AwakEmaN: well, I’m not going to let you get closer and closer, a couple more such sessions, and a room with soft walls is guaranteed to me =(

From the forum:
XHH: In general, the essence is this: one pretty girl challenged me a wish, but I can’t come up with anything explicit. Guys help me! She is graduating and we will break up with her.
WOW: Well obviously yes.
HH: She will give it.
Zzzz: Besides the desire?
HGH: Of course
WOW: What do you need? Tell her if she could bring a beer.

I sit in the car, passing by two bombs of empty appearance, one in front, the other behind three meters. It is hot, swimming slowly and boring, with two bags in hand. The first stops, turns around and says to the second:
The mouse! Where is your smile?
The second stands up and says:
From her!
It slips in all four teeth. Then they cuddle, embrace and have fun so they continue to cuddle.

<xxx> is a big deal!
<xxx> I have deleted... I will write again...
<yyy> What, again forgot </html> at the end? ^ ^ ^
<xxx> and blue!!! O_O

In the morning in our office:
- The air conditioner...it’s on or not?...I’ll hit the controller with no erection
Maybe a reaction?
One fucking thing doesn’t work.

by Bud:
What system do you have at the entrance?

The Kandibobrik:
and biometric.

by Bud:
Fingerprints or something else?

The Kandibobrik:
Oh well watch.

Review of the film Red Hat:

How I was stunned by these stories of "a modest girl + two cool guys" that we see in all vampire/fantasy and in all comedy films.
When will there be "normal modest guy + two super cool breasty models"?

I have a neighbor of my age on the upper floor. I know him visually. I also have a night lifestyle. If at night he plays loud music or a loud company is gathering, I quietly knock on the battery and vice versa :) We seem to understand each other.
I go out to smoke on the staircase tonight. 3 hours. There is no one. And broke up. Not a minute passed, the same sound upstairs... Not in vain we are his neighbors :))

Filed to:Veni Vidi Vici
YYY: What is your status? - " came, saw, the crab sticks"