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[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №58186
 05.01.2012
It was the third day of the celebration of the New Year... friends call and offer to go hunting not a rabbit, as previously suggested, but a beaver, because by the fifth they need a shirt and a shirt...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №58185
 05.01.2012
We drank gin for the New Year. For some reason, I remember the student days, when there was only vodka from the drinks and only a snack from the tree.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №58184
 05.01.2012
xxx: Nado nakazivat'!
YYY: You also need to be punished for disrespecting the Great and Mighty.
XXX: Who is this Great Tut?? to

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №58183
 05.01.2012
In one of the toys antivirus stumbled on the hacked file - Win32/Kryptik.FM - used to dig on the virus. Most of the comments said "false-positive work" But one of the comments pleased:

"Don't launch the passana, brother from this hernia has broken up, the eyes to different sides of the teperich look at the ack of the devil."

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58182
 05.01.2012
Alisha is! Are you alive? We remember you! With 83 years!

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58181
 05.01.2012
Everyone deserves hell.
Hooked tough!! to

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №58180
 05.01.2012
Maybe in poker?
What kind of poker? We are not shulers, we are not carcasses, today is New Year.
Let’s play the bottle.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №58179
 05.01.2012
Whatever the joke is...
Fuck, fuck, it’s the opposite.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №58178
 05.01.2012
How ironic: Nod32 found a virus on contex.ua

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №58177
 05.01.2012
She is beautiful in front of him, and so Edak, he sits thinking:
She: What do you think?
I want a cake... with a meal.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №58176
 05.01.2012
>>> You can’t believe it. My Phillips thinks the computer is just a "charging device". 4-core dryer, 16 GB of memory, Quadro 2000 widget... a niche such charging for the phone for 1.5K rupees.<<<
1.5k rupees = 906 rubles Once, where did you buy it?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №58175
 04.01.2012
X: Can you tell me who is working with negativity in our city?
YYY: It is all! Especially the second number.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №58174
 04.01.2012
Information about the lock with object search function: "Fix the lock to frequently lost objects: keys, remote control, children... and they will respond"

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №58173
 04.01.2012
I eat pizza at dinner!
YYY: And we ate yesterday’s dinner.
XXX: What happened yesterday?
YYY: Yesterday’s dinner

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №58172
 04.01.2012
I have dreamed for a few days that I am on a bus, trolley bus or tram.
WOW: for free though?

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №58171
 04.01.2012
and.:"SlaSh" :
Sawyer

and.:"SlaSh" :
I am unable to do

and.:"SlaSh" :
I sit down and think to whom the fuck is in the ass.

and.:"SlaSh" :
Here you are online.

and.:"SlaSh" :
This cannot be a coincidence.

Contact is out of the network.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №58170
 04.01.2012
C Rambler news:
Americans began searching for minerals on the moon.

Who talked about democracy on the moon? All of it, kids.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №58169
 04.01.2012
From Rambler: New Year holidays cause stress in labor alcoholics, doctors believe

The need to work drives lazy people into terrible depression!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №58168
 04.01.2012
X: Can you write a movie? I watched live steel, a good movie is enough, there Hugh Jackman plays by the way.
YYY: Oh I understood it! That’s Lipton, right?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №58167
 04.01.2012
Comments to the image of a broken sheet with a failed drawing.
I usually throw myself in the rubbish.
YYY: And I lay out the layer and tick DEL, wishing you death, you woods destroyers! and ARRR!! to

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