Saudi woman arrested for driving car

What a humane people these Saudis!

When did the actor Nikita Jigurda die?
Sorry, but he is alive!
HH: The wrong answer! Actor Nikita Gigurda died in 1991.

It has been raining since morning.
I: Did you know that today one American preacher promised the end of the world?
Brother * looking at the sky thoughtfully *: What America's Apocalypse is a Russian rain... just a rain...

Q: How is your diploma?
I am now at the most important, fundamental stage.
I know... Chapter Three!
U: I’m going to start eating, I’m going to sit down and write it.

What do you do at the toilet?! to
Well, you have to sit down, relax, think...
xxxh: and wait until gravity does its job?))

Imagine that tomorrow an Unknown Aggressive State is attacking us.
The government is in panic.
The military is looking for ammunition and gasoline for tanks.
The civilians marod and stock up everything they can.
The students breathed relieved.

There are a few minutes until your shooting. Before you die, you are allowed to listen to a song. Only one. What will this song be?
Wauu: Something from the repertoire of Stas Pieha - so that death becomes a desired redemption

News: "Prokhorov presented the e-mobile, he opens doors, he starts, but still does not go"

The X-Files are getting jealous!!! to
YYY: Moreover, the doors open and open.

...
Probably soon you will have to look for a political correct name for you, in the way of African Americans.

I suggest using something like "a person with an alternative way of thinking". And that "dollbow" is somewhat unpolitical.

From the Women’s Forum:

111: Have you made a mine with ice cream? Share as you did? Liked it?

222: I didn't try ice cream.I usually paste pasta.Well, I water it with mayonnaise.

333: And I'm very sluggish, I can only take it with a fork, before the ketchup..mm)))

I transferred several gigs overnight through the aska.

It was probably a polar night.

A statement from my acquaintance:
From now on, I’m talking only with my husband.

My girlfriend has three toilets in her apartment.! to
YYY: to argue.

The female logic

He: Are you really stupid?
She: Are you smart?? to
He is: Yes
She says: I am not!! to

Neighbor in the room, Sisadmin, after a long search, bought himself... The Tammy (! ) Now the 2nd day I wake up from the chickens of malignant huth and scream "putty! How to feed this animal?and "

We sit with the boss, his wife, colleagues and wives in the bathroom. We decided to celebrate the day of the founding of the company.
We’re playing, we’re playing, we’re playing twister.
And then at some point he knocked on the door and shouted the administrator:
Young people, you have 10 minutes left. Be in a hurry.
Something made me cuddle.
- Just like in that barrel when we went to celebrate February 23, Yes men...
The faces of husbands and wives changed dramatically.

I happened to be on a women’s forum.
Monthly I have 5-6 days, and this time the blood has been going for a month.
This is a quarterly...

The conversation with a representative of a certain company, maybe and home.sru, I do not remember, but laughed for a long time. I was on the tech floor, when I was caught down, I thought like I live here:
Do you have internet?
There is
Do you want to join us? Blah Blah Blah
No, I am tired of my inets. Change to change?
We are better, there is...
Do you have a wife or a husband?
There is, and what?
Does he have a car or an apartment?
Why to you?
Meanwhile no. Why do you need your MCH, go with me. I have an apartment, I have a Mercedes, and I have a longer whistle.

The Stupor. It did not reach her.

All decent girls ask boys not to complain about the mat, but when they burn themselves, then "blat, fucking bowl, manicure pudding" (c)

and explanatory.

I was late for the first couple, because in the morning I dreamed that I passed the session early. This resulted in a series of powerful uncontrollable orgasms. Please enter the position.