With a smile, I regret:
The top of foolish deaths-one umat canvas full:

A 34-year-old man was found dead in the basement of his home. He was dressed, gently speaking, strangely: a folded shirt, a white underwear, leather shoes and a women’s wig. On the head was an anti-gas, connected by a hose with the rear passage, which caused suffocation.

I am cooking.

xxx: recently read from a friend this statement: "Being "In active search" - is it how? Run around the street, clinging to men, asking "no, fall in love with me, please!"
xxx: I think Elsi will do that, then it will just scratch =/

Schrödinger’s Troll: Right and Wrong at the Same Time

X: Why is Johnson’s Rock in Forsage always sweating?
Brazil is hot.
X: But the rest are okay.
Y : A! Grimmer Johnson is afraid to approach him

X: Do you have a girlfriend?
YYY: Who I Need
XXX is cool! to persuade!
YYY: good
Yyy: There are no girls
YYY: Everybody wants to be cared for... I’d rather have a cat, she needs it.

I am going to sell the car. The Grand Picasso
Yyy: I don’t have children, I don’t have anything to do with it.
XXX: What will you take with your kids?

The desire of our deanish to serve has reached its apogee – on the Day of Slavic Writing and Culture, 60 Chinese people in Russian folk costumes will lead the chord.

DJ Sergeich: All people take a break from work on the weekend, and the sysadmines take a break from the weekend at work!

A few hours before May 21, according to one of the versions - the date of the end of the world:

What time will the end of the world be tomorrow? I want to enjoy Geisha.
XXX is action!! to

Yesterday I went to the GOP-RYON.
xxx: on the wall among the three-letter words with a fat font "E=mc2"
Wow, you are not kidding!
It is only during the day that people throw on mobile phones.
In the evening, they sell it all to build their little andron collider.
XH: O_o

I heard in the store:
A man for 5-6 minutes explained on the phone how I understood the installation of some program... like explained, and like he understood... 5 seconds of silence and suddenly:
You turn on the computer, all that’s on the screen is the desk.
I was crying...

List of literature
1st Hamdi A. Tahah, Introduction to Operations Research, Sixth Edition, 2001.
2nd Lectures of friends.

Democracy is like a car, you can drive, but you can push people.

Theme about the end of the world. After this statement and after the time proposed for the end of the world, here is the first comment: "Is anyone alive?"

I sat with a couple of friends in the courtyard quietly drinking a beer, sat talking and suddenly from a neighboring shop about our side began to light a lamp (LED such). He got his, turned on, approached the lights and said blindly in his eyes: "Captain Razdobyko, what are we doing here?!?" I've never seen such a crazy puppy before =)

Z is. They were already drinking together.

From the Lent Forum:
Staalker: If Mikhalkov were the director of the [Victory] parade. Everyone would be drunk, in a whirlwind. One rifle for five people. The first columns are made up of penitents and criminals. Takes the parade Mikhalkov himself with the iron hand. U-87 flies over the Red Square and the German pilot puts his ass out of the plane, at a speed of 400 km / h hit the heads of parade participants and spectators. Nadia Mikhalkov looks at all of this and shows all the breasts from the mausoleum tribune.

XXX: What are you doing?
I read the book "The Hobbit. There and back."
What is Napoleon?

<Hand78> and today our chemist said that the electron has no mass at all.
<Hand78>we didn’t believe it was actually a real object, though some mass should be
<Hand78> she said we were heretics, asked to wait and returned with a bunch of alcoholic drinks in her hands

I want to turn into a blonde.
Why aggravate it?

Chatting in Minecraft'e
Muahahaha, I killed a pig with a piece of pork!!!! to
Yyy: Welcome to Omsk.