The title on lente.ru
"Gromov promised within a month to prepare Moscow for fires"
It was burning last summer.

From one of the forums:
Subject: Thermorectal cryptoanalysis
He is...
There was such a case in my practice.
I was invited to a barbecue, the ventilation in the hotel was broken. We had to change the engine and connect it properly.
And there, in this hotel, the doctors settled. And the chip had a calonhydrotherapy, as it is called. For those who do not know, I will explain:
A person suffering from illness, two slanges were inserted into his ass. In one hose water warm with non-ibatzo active superturbobacteria was supplied and from the other all the shit was sucked out. He heals all diseases.” And the water heater they asked from the ventilation system (well, what are the projects here? Which lines are closer, there and written)
Well... I shortened, the ventilation shield then turned off, well, and their junkyard turned out the same. And at this time on the procedure (hule – Glamour) was the director of the hotel........ The water in the point cold went...............

The title of the book from the city library just exploded my brain. The three-hundred-page edition was called "Slower than Goebbels".

I told a friend that I wanted to have a piranha at home, and that was where it started.
The bathroom!!You are really kkkk.
The pirates are dead!!! to
M: Is this what you’re willing to do if it’s not?? to
D: Running across the shore and screaming that I’m stupid
M: Give it
What do you do? you will do that.
...remove links to articles and videos with "extinct" fish...
D: The film said they died out 2 million years ago
M: You are confusing it with something.
D: Piranhas 3D! which came out that summer
M: Ahaha
D is fucking.
D: Find and watch this movie!!They were told that when the earthquake took them all under the ground and they were extinct!!!! to
M: I have a movie.
M: I’ll look at it, and I’m sure they don’t say that.
M: And you will run!
D: Look at the beginning!
M: But the piranhas do exist. Shame must be
M: Not knowing this.
D: You should be ashamed.
Q: For what do I know about the school program?
It’s like saying that sharks are extinct.
The sharks didn’t win.
D: You will still apologize!
D: When to watch the movie!
D: Talk to you.
M: This is a disgrace.
D: You are a disgrace!
M: I am in shock.
The movie should be watched, no shock.
I don’t feel it is all.)

A village boy, who came to the city for the first time and with the help of relatives mastered the Internet, drowned himself to death.

Prep by p.
The student s.

Q: Therefore, from this we get that for this we will need a goa.
C: What will be needed?
Q: She is goof!
C: What a mess?
Q: We will need steps for this operation.

I go with my father in a car, a topolino puh flies through the city.
Father publishes: Oh you, Star Wars! We are moving into the hyperspace!"

The Zombie Parade. In the photo, a girl with a kind of makeup, in some strange coat, grafted with red paint, and two Omon men, who drag her somewhere.
The comments:
The costumes are badly made, by the way.
2nd OMON.

“You don’t want to come to me, let’s have a good time?”
No, thank you, but I have someone to talk to.
I wonder, with whom?
I never get bored with her.
He is :?? to
I bought my own :R

The Orthodox Forum.

Hi Father Constantine!
I have such a strange phenomenon as zeal during prayer, I do not know if it is good or, on the contrary, harmful!
Every time I pray before I go to bed, I scream and it’s been a long time.
Recently I started to be more interested in religion: I read the Bible, the Law of God, I started to go to church more often... But also recently (and maybe even earlier than this) started to yell not only when praying, but also, for example, if I think of religion, faith, God, the Kingdom of heaven, etc., I talk about them... I recently went on a bus, and there was a Cathedral outside the window and only I looked at the cross, how I started to YELL! The only thing I can’t say is whether I scream in the church, like I didn’t scream inside, or maybe I don’t remember. Please explain to me what it can be, and is it harmful, if so, what is worth doing to get rid of it?

P.S When I wrote this message, I continued to crack!

A person’s belief in the coming of the end of the world only stimulates him to receive new loans!!!...

I go from work tonight.. the people in the salon are fun - tomorrow is a holiday.. Congratulations to everyone.. a lightweight swing with a lazy fun... I sit, in the window, I don't touch anyone.. At the next stop there is a girl, 25, well 28 years of strength, very young..
Wanked, from work, and there are no places. Hanging on the wardrobe, on the sides does not look. And I, from the day sitting, my legs got stuck. Well, the fool got up, the place suggested. And through the stop the salon again released. I sit, again in the window of the zenki shoulder. I did not feel the easy touch of the lips in the cheek, but the smell touched. The girl came out, well and knocked in the cheek without prejudice. I was in shock, the guys in the back yard in general in the car, as not a glamorous and not thick girl, but a nanny, home-like. And no ulcer sounded.
I’ve been kissed for five years and no one has kissed me.

If your cat smiles mysteriously in the morning, it is better not to wear shoes.

So this gun being targeted at people literally makes the blood boil.
XX: any fluid
xxx: so the expression to suck boiling water is not so portable
yyy: our b invented something to the expression "the brick" also ceased to have a fantastic character

If you do not understand politics, just watch Eurovision to guess who is friends with whom and vice versa! K is

Explosion of Brain

She: I’ve put off Ivory Paparazzi!
What is fish?
She is: yes :)

Commentary on the photo where a man photographs a murdered elephant:
Why did he kill the elephant??...
He killed the deer to make the deer dead.

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We will excite and we will not give!
I said "take it", but I did not excite it.
We go and we don’t go!
I am sorry :(

c) Vietnamese

<1> shorter this morning turned on the telephone while going to work
<1> and there was a discussion with representatives of some organization that deals with the problems of adolescent pregnancy
<1> this question needs to be paid more attention
<2> I can imagine that...
<1> well, and they promote anal sex as a method of contraception
<1> (I am of course only for)
<1> and then they announce their slogan: "in pop love - not to be a mother";
<1> I barely died of laughter

EuroVision 2012 in Azerbaijan..It is straight like the World Cup in Russia.