bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №57526
 16.12.2011
Looking at a pack of cigarettes I think - why not force manufacturers to make an inscription on the screen floor of the zombie fighter: "Seeing television programs can cause slow and irreversible brain drying!!and "

[ + 36 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57525
 16.12.2011
I, of course, understand everything: to use the ost from the anime (Elfen lied) in the advertisement on Russia 24, to wrestle the musical theme of the hobbit in some Orthodox show... But in the show about the "ancient civilizations" to show the map of GIRANA from Lineage 2 is to overcome O_o.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №57524
 16.12.2011
Green Day have a song called American Idiot.So this single reached 61 place in the U.S. charts and 1 place in the charts of CANADA! This is the friendship of peoples.)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №57523
 16.12.2011
But if there is a "synarist" - then there must be a "daughter". and :)

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №57522
 16.12.2011
I'm already going to the blanket, good night!
And you’re there, and I’m a patriot, I’ll go to the blanket!

[ + 68 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57521
 16.12.2011
my grandmother (84 years) about sushi: And then on some cut plates served some slick fish, which cats give conscientiously, and uncooked rice. They told the sauce to soak, and there in the plate, the thickness is dark and the soaps give. What do the Japanese eat all the time? One word is non-Christians..."

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №57520
 16.12.2011
Dialogue in Communication:
See, your neighbors are cooking your pellets.
And our pets!!? to
Your neighbors
Huh

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №57519
 16.12.2011
In fact, all people are realistic.
Everyone’s reality is theirs.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57518
 16.12.2011
I want sex...
M – It’s not about me... I won’t sleep with you.
So why wow?
M – I don’t think you can surprise me with anything in sex. HDD
Well, I can sleep...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №57517
 16.12.2011
There was a conversation in the office, where to go to rest:
Or maybe in the bathroom?
(The serpent slightly crumbled, like not very hard...) I can’t...
What is pressure? Or his wife :)
Pressure from the wife (and the face became even more sad)

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №57516
 16.12.2011
VKontakte commentary under the photo of a woman depicted by plastic surgery:
XXX is dead and has disappeared.
YYY: Do not carry the shit.
zzz: take a spat.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №57515
 16.12.2011
Raph: And this machine has the breasts and legs offgenic. The rest is hard to say.)
Raph: Plya, instead of "Masha" wrote with the big letter "Siski")))))
Junior: The Mushroom!! to

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №57514
 16.12.2011
Of all the teams at EURO 2012, only Ukrainians, Swedes and French will be based in Ukraine.
The Killer Commentary:
xxx: Well about the Swedes understand... they are interested - they did not go further Poltava...

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №57513
 15.12.2011
"Mathematics Kills Creativity!" Judging by the results of the elections, creativity wanted to fuck the laws of mathematics.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №57512
 15.12.2011
Fokker: Are there commercial companies in nature that produce exclusively philosophical products?
Barbo is yes. Factory of toilet paper.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №57511
 15.12.2011
Bush, who is responsible for loading currencies, is irritated by the following: “Stupid programmers can’t make currencies loading a year ahead.”

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №57510
 15.12.2011
Good when you are 4 years old. You can take the control of the TV and call Batman.
What is preventing you from doing this now? Try it, will you call me?
XHH: busy...

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №57509
 15.12.2011
The poet died. The slave of honour.
by PAL. The blasphemous speech,
But here came Sergey Bezrukov,
Thank you for being alive.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №57508
 15.12.2011
The cat, scuca, yesterday caught out of the cage of the last caras (animal) and brutally insulted him in a rough form, then ate him on the bed, and together with the straw. A hole of 5 to 5 cm (

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №57507
 15.12.2011
My ex said he liked to stifle a girl during an orgasm.
During your orgasm?
Not during her orgasm.
Wow, he is a confident guy.

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna