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[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №49524
 28.06.2011
Do you have red lines?
and no. I have a large coil of white and a set of flommasters! It is'

[ + 70 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49523
 28.06.2011
xxxh: today before the parents burned, the cup bended when the juice poured out ((
WOW: Pff, you think, I once with my parents stretched the toothpaste with the teeth

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №49522
 28.06.2011
Add-on to the "Pinate programmers" and "Corporate unlimited baseball bits" another unusual job from the site of a major HR agency (search with the search engine, there are more):

Characteristics of work
Military Company No. 11.

Regions: Branches throughout the country.
Military Command No. 11 represents a large network of Russian Armed Forces, the world leader in the field of patriotism and protection of the Motherland.
Their duty is to serve.
Welcome: good health and excellent positive mood.

The Conditions:

Full working hours.
Work in a young and friendly team under the guidance of experienced mentors.
Opportunity for career growth after a trial period (2 years).
Celebration of the Pocket Offer.
Opportunity for additional training for various professions (submariner, chemist, shooter, driver, as well as working specialties).
Working in the fresh air.

The social package:

Free compulsory fitness.
A personal stylist.
Corporate dress code and clothing.
24-hour team building and coaching by diving method.
Paid lunch, breakfast and dinner.
Free accommodation within 5 minutes of work.
Work in carefully protected territory.
Bright, unforgettable corporate holidays, trips to nature.


[ + 71 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49521
 28.06.2011
You know, along the night streets, shda barefoot, girl-eight-legged o_o

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №49520
 28.06.2011
In the Yalta hospital, the victim was diagnosed with "incomplete drowning".

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49519
 28.06.2011
I was hired in an accounting firm...
12th on 1st is not fair :(((

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №49518
 28.06.2011
I can’t get a ventilator.
I put my finger there.
- The hole was scattered on it, the previous programmer apparently also crashed.
I wonder if he really resigned.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №49517
 28.06.2011
The girls before the party.
Hope:you are this, colored bracelets or stamps on the solitary put)))))))))))
At the entrance, without a fire))))))))))
Okay... let’s look at it.
Hope: we need to come up with gestures)))))))
Hope: In short, I came up with: I’m pointing my finger, sharply throwing out my hand and shouting – Lena, man!!! you have the following reaction: if you are single - you get up on the table and shout: free cash, free cash, and if you are married or just busy, sitting in place you start to count - sin, sin, do not adulterate, do not desire another husband)))))))

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №49516
 28.06.2011
Don't hide behind someone else's back - in our time they shoot from behind.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №49515
 28.06.2011
In the USSR, there were collective brigades of artists who travelled around the country with concerts from various philharmonies. One such group of artists - both famous and beginners - came to a small village in the
The submarine. The concert was scheduled in an old wooden club, in which
There was no water or sewerage. The toilet was located on the street - a booth of 1.5 x 1.5 meters with a burial hole. And it happened all in the winter, in the strong frost.
The beginner singer Leščenko felt the need to visit the toilet shortly before the concert. Running out into the street in a concert suit and light shoes he did not risk and therefore decided to adjust for the realization of the wish the cage, standing in the room near the exit to the stage.
Lechchenko's attempt was stopped by the unexpected appearance of the wave. The club. She sharply pulled out of Lechchenko’s hands a bucket and shouted:
“How you are not ashamed! You are a beginner artist. This is for Mahomet!”

[ + 41 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49514
 28.06.2011
They scattered pirate discs (they think so), torrents appeared. They are already trying to spread the torrents.
Damn, the Russian man would rather learn to transmit files by the force of the thought, or through an electric boiler, than would pay for it.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №49513
 28.06.2011
On Friday night, I was asked: Why are you foreigners? When we, the Thai, have sex with someone, then that person becomes our fight friend. You have no such.
I wanted to reassure her, to say that it wasn’t so, but then I remembered that I didn’t know her name at all.

[ + 98 - ] Comment quote №49512
 28.06.2011
He cried and oral.
The Negro is poor.
But Moses did not know.
There are Negroes.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №49511
 28.06.2011
C motorcycle area. About the motorcycle.
'Loki': I walk quietly on the rubbing in the area of mcada ) I watch the bats stand ) hugged them with the hand one of them to me somehow so gently stick - well I thought he greeted me too.. I go further in the end catch two).

Following the Dialogue
Doc is OK?
Yes here
Why didn’t he stop and run away?? to
Hey, did you stop? I kissed you somehow you too with a stick, no, this gesture didn’t look like a stop.
- Ah.. and from my side it looked like I stopped you and you showed me the facts and left =)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №49510
 28.06.2011
He ordered his young man to eat. Sitting next to the table.
He: What are you not eating?
I: I am not hungry.
You don’t eat, you don’t eat, you don’t love me at all.? to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №49509
 28.06.2011
Make the button "Stupid" already. And also "TupotTupotTupot!!!!!". Opportunity for authors.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №49508
 28.06.2011
Tell me where can I buy tobacco for Kalyan???? to
[13:38:02]~AnomaliyA~: a little girl.......
[13:38:07]~AnomaliyA~: shoes for feet...
[13:38:15]~AnomaliyA~: pop in shorts and on running..
[13:38:21]~AnomaliyA~: what is our tobacco?))))))
[13:38:36]~~$powder$~~: For the Kalanchoe

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №49507
 28.06.2011
Daradali: Who enters the house with a good fairy tale, who has known everyone since childhood? Those of you!"

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №49506
 28.06.2011
From the forum (as strange as the web developers):
For a successful dating, you need to have a good mood. A spiritual rise. Mood is transmitted from person to person. If you can pass yours on to the lady, it’s already 70 percent of success. It doesn’t matter what you’re talking to her.
yyy: no, well if smiling sincerely say to the girl "don't fuck the cowboy", I think she will be offended :D

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №49505
 28.06.2011
mother (14:04:38 27/06/2011)
I wanted to cook the snack, the light did not light up, in the strawberries instead of sugar, rice was poured, now pudding eat 3 days

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