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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №37518
 18.10.2010
After a tough weekend, I wasn’t shaved and swollen... I went into the trolleybus, saw the conductor, licked in my pocket. Along with the money lies a flash drive with the data (it will be needed at work, all the weekends the report swallowed) The hand itself pulls out the card for the tail, the second removes the hood... In the eyes of the condos! The question of listening:
Where do you want to put this in?! to
I thought, smiled and said (the girl, by the way, very...):
In any suitable connection ;)
The trolleybus wasn't lying, we both cracked, we calculated, I didn't even take the phone - she has a ring on her right hand, and I love my wife.
My mood has improved :)

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №37517
 18.10.2010

(17:08:33) Julia: Ïðèâåò!
(17:08:39) spirit: PIRVET!!!!!!!!!!!!!! to
(17:09:58) Julia: Êà äåëà? and :-)
(17:10:13) spirit: GOOD!!! As yours?
(17:11:11) Julia: Íå î÷åíü. Íîíè ïîñå ôèêéëüòðû áîëÿü
(17:11:34) spirit: and here I drink tea

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №37516
 18.10.2010
xxx: Who is at home?)

YYY: Of course there is! You are such a stupid man! If there were no one, I would have called you for a long time ><

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №37515
 18.10.2010
I sit in the kitchen with my mom.
On the table a plate, a knife and a bowl.
I take the plate and it falls. I, collecting fragments: Okay, I am, fortunately
I take a knife and it falls into the linoleum.
O mom, to the guests.
Mother :
Remember that the cage is for the backbone...

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №37514
 18.10.2010
20 Wonderful are your deeds, O Lord.
WOW :?
I decided to make my own tea.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
poured the boiler in a cup, boiled, carefully moved 3 tablespoons of boiling water into the sugar bar.
HH: I thought
See also: lol

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №37513
 18.10.2010
from the dating site." bodybuilding":...my grandfather said that a good tool should be held with a curtain....

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №37512
 18.10.2010
I escaped from home. And then I think, naphira? One of them lives. and returned

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №37511
 18.10.2010
XXX is fucking fuck! I think I have bird flu!
YYY: Do not crack!

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №37510
 18.10.2010
Two girls came to write me today. One of them placed an open bag on a tub. I look: there is a gas balloon and an electric shocker.

You laugh at them.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №37509
 18.10.2010
YYY: Yesterday my mommy walked through the boxes of my table, burned the gendons, and took it.
xxx: haha
YYY: So I put it back today))))
I think xxx :D

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №37508
 18.10.2010
One great group's last album was in 2004. The album, announced in the autumn of 2010, has not yet been released. They rarely give concerts. Going on off. Vkontakte solist page, I understood everything in one line only:

Favorite game: World of Warcraft

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №37507
 18.10.2010
We go with a young man on the street, we talk. Here I say:
Google Chrome should be installed.
A second silence and finally the answer:
Chromium is the fourth group of cations.
T_T

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №37506
 18.10.2010
After another lecture in philosophy, I was obscured by the phrase: “I think, I exist”... it turns out that there is no Russian soldier. For him thinks the sergeant, for whom, in turn, thinks the flag, for whom thinks the officer, for whom thinks the senior officer, for whom thinks the commander of the unit, for whom he thinks.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №37505
 18.10.2010
Mayou
2012 – The Year of the Netherlands in Russia
Kotmartin
Now everything is clear at the end of the world.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №37504
 17.10.2010
111: Here I came in the morning
222 Where did you go?
Peter is a city of divided bridges.
222: Did you get separated on the bridge?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №37503
 17.10.2010
How can I not argue with you if you are always right?! to

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №37502
 17.10.2010
In the morning, my son (he is 2 years 8 months old) comes to me in the kitchen, pleased with this: "Mom, mom! I put money on the phone!" In, I think, acceleration. I go into the room: and surely, the cell phone is filled with little stuff!

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №37501
 17.10.2010
Oleg: We went to China, miraculously brought out another 1 dog, mops))
LoMHacke2: Congratulations to you!!!)) Why a miracle?
Oleg: Animals, flowers and more there can not be exported from China, only if you pay a huge tax.
LoMHacke2: and no one was upset that the tits are strangely moving and cuddling?)))

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №37500
 17.10.2010
xxx: found on a girl's forum, well there minors cry: "I'm a simple girl from 8th grade. (The p.s I still can’t understand his flashing and why he kept raising his shirt all the time.
He has a temperature of 40.2, his eyes are shaking and hot.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №37499
 17.10.2010
Medvedev: Russia has a good education system. No matter how much we insult ourselves, I believe that the system of classical education in our country, the system of engineering education remains at a decent level.

X: Let him, shit, come to the regions. I will show him the real rating of the engineering education system. I will introduce you to the "like students", who "like learning to engineers. And then "as if they were working" in bars.

Y: And why are you going to show all this "as if to the President"?

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