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[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47444
 15.05.2011
Is there a life after Google Page 10?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №47443
 15.05.2011
The wife from the morning teaches her 4-year-old daughter the commandments: “You can’t cheat, you can’t kill...”, and then the daughter interrupts her: “You can kill deceivers?”

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №47442
 15.05.2011
Mail.ru Questions and Answers

2 weeks ago.
The young man confesses in love, how to check how serious is everything?? to

A week ago...
How to wash sperm on an elastic sports suit?? to

8 minutes ago...
XHH: I call a number there they say: The wrong number, and the other number call is going - it added me to the blacklist?

[ + 73 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47441
 15.05.2011
The Spring. The Sunshine. The singing birds. Students and students look at each other. It is not an interesting lecture.
A boy (P) and a girl (D) are sitting behind. D touches his biceps and asks for tension.
Q: Why is it so soft? I have to be strong!
Q: I have another muscle, when stressed, it becomes like a stone. Do you know what I am? ;-) (Obviously hints to a member)
Q: What is a point?

[ + 72 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47440
 15.05.2011
The MDA. I lie quietly on the couch without touching anyone, looking at the planet, repeating the morning broadcast. and suddenly:
Russian scientists from the Krasnodar region learned to walk on the water (well, I think fucking in the mouth, did we discover something)... with the help of foam skies (bingo fucking!And they show how some dwarf in green shorts stands on pinoplast skies, crawls, and tries to walk on the water. That’s not all, he has a super popper. It’s not a shit, but what a shit. MDA...
Russian science is ahead. and :)
And generally offensive, I remember recently American scientists invented a liquid armor... and we are foam skis... fucking in the mouth....

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №47439
 15.05.2011
Contact/Photo of youth rock group

What kind of girl is this in the background?
YYY: This is Artem...
XXX: Oh... sorry...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №47438
 15.05.2011
Commentary under the text broadcast of the match Finland - Russia:
“I will give an unforgettable night to anyone who strikes my husband’s mouth – he’s sick for the Finns!”

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №47437
 15.05.2011
It feels like the Americans are bombing everything that starts with B. Belgrade, Baghdad, and Libya bluntly confused with Bolivia

[ + 62 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47436
 15.05.2011
Russia will host the 2016 World Hockey Championship

Let’s take the Brazilian carnival too! Is it for us, shit? = = )

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №47435
 15.05.2011
9 May.
Outside the corner comes a half-turn with a transporter "After us victory!"... and what you would think, next to it- "Victory" gas-20...on the rear glass of which the inscription "Thank you grandfather for the victory")))))))))

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №47434
 15.05.2011
It was rainbow today. He passed the exam on underground layers.
He says that there are such layers under the ground... you can extract coal, stone, etc.
Pred, a fairly young woman, says, say well, I see what was prepared, but can you go deeper?
The guy in response gives out: "I can’t go deeper – I can more often!"))

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №47433
 15.05.2011
ban110: well what do you know about online games, here is my brother and his friend are playing in WARCRAFT, where are you before them, fucking!

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №47432
 14.05.2011
Here is the end of the world - what will you do?
YYY: First I will die, and there it will be seen.

[ + 53 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47431
 14.05.2011
The harm of beer to the human body is very extensive. Death of brain cells (which, dying, enter the bloodstream, are filtered by the kidneys and leave with the urine)
Y: The New Concept – Brain Shed

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №47430
 14.05.2011
There is actually a lover for sex. My wife is a saint! 😉
Wow, you can’t whisper in a loved one!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №47429
 14.05.2011
xxx: Should black people be allowed to play for the Russian national football team?
YYY: Should the Russian national team be allowed to play football?

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №47428
 14.05.2011
In Belarus, like in Harry Potter, there is "The One You Can't Call"

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №47427
 14.05.2011
A huge thank you to everyone who has worked hard here about the suddenly ending toilet paper!
After work went to the store and with the thought "and little" bought the packaging. Not in vain, not in vain.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №47426
 14.05.2011
In Bishkek on the Day of Victory turned T-34. According to the Lieutenant Colonel of the Ministry of Defense, “it was slippery.”

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47425
 14.05.2011
But we in South Sakhalinsk have Sapernaya street...but for some reason there is only one house on it...and that 10th.

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