and blue! I adore Russia!
Only our singer in GERMANY from the stage in the live broadcast could say at the end of the performance "THE DAY OF VICTORY!"

We are invincible

A friend gave an announcement: "I will buy 10pcs Siemens A35". I am him:
Why are they to you? OOO
You take them cheaper. In the evening, every pair of socks you dry on the phone, and in the morning, no matter where you are - you can always call for socks, keys, documents...

Logic is strength!

Labyrinth: such a girl with such a breast and is afraid of sex
Labyrinth: Here’s where Murphy got out
and

Discussion in the contact group:

"We are looking at each other"

XX: Look in the mirror

I just looked in the mirror :)
The best series in the morning :D

The library was repaired and the network was cut off. I heard as a librarian on the phone today: "Yes, fucking! We were cut off, the dogs, the internet. It’s not too much to read".

I accidentally called the boss a member.I hope he will survive...

Lovely Sun (19:49:36 10/05/2011)
We walked through our catacombs.
I found a woman’s bag.
I was almost pleased.
The body was not found.
And in the bag only cosmetics and lubricant for anal sex

We had to meet a man. We call and ask:
Where is our guide?
“Em... You know, he’s already a semiconductor – he’s drunk... He’ll need to be sent to you before he’s a dielectric.

The fucking! Only in Russia can a trolleybus driver go out at the stop... smoke!

In short, the girl today will be anal virginity deprived writes this:
Tweek: I am a fighter
Chesterfield: Relax
Tweek: I’ll tell him I have worms.

It would be good to have sex in three.
You cannot jump through one level.

Sitting at a friend’s house means a friend has a cat... And he lives on the 2nd floor, and one of the trees comes out to one of his windows. Clearly the case took beer, snacks and a lazy snack. His cat comes and rubs at his legs, Sanek says – he wants to go out... He takes the cat, opens the balcony and throws her naked. I am in Ahuya, Sanya is calm as a Udaf, as in 10 minutes this cat breaks through the window where we sat at the bus. Sanya leaves the cat in and closes the window.
I want my own now ;)

In the battle between hunger and laziness, the outcome is not obvious.

xxx: I hate the message "...if nothing helped, contact the system administrator"
Because I am a system administrator. And I don’t even understand why this jerk doesn’t work!!!! to

ENOTTM (15:22) : how do you succeed?
Fidel (15:22) : oh thank you not in p#&^u!
ENOTTM (15:23) : what about the details?
Fidel (15:30) : do you have cyanide potassium no chance?
ENOTTM (15:31) : there is a little, and a tail and soap with a rope! :) bought in his time "Designer Kit"
ENOTTM (15:32) : there was still a set of GIPs, but there was also added col and oak...
ENOTTM (15:33) : but the set of the general contractor was quite expensive... there was uranium 235 - chewing was ))

Do you work as a freelancer or have a journalistic education?
Of course, there is a Dufakov education.)
The Jewish Education :D

Alena (11:51:25 25/04/2011)
Smoke is volatile.
Alena (11:51:33 25/04/2011)
Alexei
Alena (11:51:38 25/04/2011)
Alexei
Alena (11:51:53 25/04/2011)
You are..................*
Alena (11:52:01 25/04/2011)
Drinking less

XX: Be a bad guy, but don’t give away.

Often irritates not individual events, but the opinion of strangers about these events.

It was a few years ago. I went with the brigade to install the air conditioner. We then travelled on the VAZ 2104 - Jigul-universal. The device itself is loaded in the luggage compartment, heavy, to pull on the hands of no one his reluctance, so tried to get as close as possible to the customer's entrance. For that, I had to go to the sidewalk. It is now the sidewalk became a road part, and then people still had a notion.
So here we go on the sidewalk on the first transmission, and in front of the grandmother-God-God-God-God-God-God-God. The brigadier says to the driver, "Just don't signal, or you scare to death, then you will not avoid sin." The driver of the teeth crushed - well who hunt to drag on the pedestrian, but the instruction fulfilled.
He did not signal, but several times pulled off the clutch and gased the engine. My grandmother, at least. Grandma stopped at the entrance where we needed to go. While they were unloading, the driver approached the grandmother and said:
“Grandmother, you couldn’t get away. Have you heard that the car is driving behind you? Was it not scary?”
The grandmother replied, “Son, did you want to frighten me with a jigg?” In the 42nd, a German tank was following me, so I didn’t get off the road until I needed to turn. But the Germans, the fools, indeed, greatly bragged...Thank you – youth remembered.”