Japanese scientists have invented a way to synthesize meat from human impurities.

One response to “Gavrinna Dushena!!! The guest! The highest sort!

X: Fuck, I wanted to go to the gym yesterday after work. Then take a look at what kind of film. Spend a pleasant evening. I went home drunk at 2 o’clock at night and now I’m heroic.
Yyy: Well, the evening clearly exceeded your expectations))

My girlfriend yesterday immediately after sex burned off:
How long do you have to retreat?
- O_0

When John Lennon was learning to play guitar, aunt Mimi cried out, "Guitar is a good thing, but it will never help you make a living!"

At the height of his success, John bought his aunt a luxurious mansion on the coast and decorated the hall with a marble board with the inscription:

“Guitar is a good thing, but...”

Nikol@s: When I wash, I remind myself of a young man who is crawling on the first spring water drinking bedemote :)

Do you know why there are no raps on the North Pole? It’s hard to grow up on the street.
© HZ

If your wife left you on her own will, should she work for two weeks?

I play fifa, passes by mommy and grit: it would be better to go live and play football. I play in Pure, passes by the mummy and grit: better live riding a motorcycle, I play in Battlefield, passes by the mummy and grit: better... and not... better play.
Play the right games.

YYY: Do not be jealous of me. Really no one. I don’t even talk to Igor on quip!
XX: With which Ivory?
XXX: O_O

Are there lesbian gynecologists?
P.S No, I do not need. I am curious

XX: Study of foreign languages. I remember, in my early childhood, all the inhabitants of our then communal apartment received humanitarian aid from Europe. In addition to the bowl with hot dogs, dry milk and peanuts, there were also mysterious strawberries with the inscription "HOT DOG". Our people are dark, they do not understand literacy. Well, there were screams that the corrupt capitalists were giving us hungry dog food. "Hot", you understand, something for "dog"... No other than shit! My parents, both after the English branch of the filfak, said that they would gladly eat "dog food," and the shy neighbors gave them all the banks of hot dogs with a contemptible smile.

YYY: This is something else! I was complaining about one herla here: "Well, what stupid films these Americans are making! Well who would guess the movie "Vampire Diaries" to name?" It turned out to be the series "The Vampire Diaries"...

Battya bought a foreign brand, after 30 years of driving on domestic stalls, the first comment:-"Bla!!! You press on the gas, and it goes"

From the call center operator:

Operator: Is this the number?
Subscribe to: No
Operator: Can you tell me which number is it?
About another thing!
The Operator:?! to
Please name the number you are talking about.
In the hearing?
Operator:........ (the silent hysteria)

BradZot: Survival on pirate servers with a bunch of bugs and wrongly-working scales (if at all working...) has made our people so advanced that on off-servers, where it works ALL and ALL right (!!!) Foreigners are being protected from Slavic opportunities.

My mom gave my favourite snoop some sort of compass iron and a cute flash... And I am a poppy polyethylene ^_^

p.s Make your kids happy ?

Creators from the advertising agency "Voshod" of Yekaterinburg, placed fragments of books on the bottles of air refreshers.
Our prayers were heard.

XXX: Write in the claw so that you don’t beat
Judging by how it hurts, I now do it myself :)

epic fail, say...fail is when you watch amateur porn and suddenly realize that this action takes place in the apartment that you shot a week ago(((

The Belarusian:

Dear Universe, when I repeated the mantra “Money is getting more and more, it’s coming to me with an endless flow,” I didn’t mean devaluation!!! to

The Russians want to return the militia.
Q: Is there a psychiatrist in the state Duma?