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[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №57245
 07.12.2011
It was a funny case. When people on Tverskoy saw the car bag, someone shouted: "There are detainees!!A crowd surrounded a police bus. People started knocking on the glass. But then the curtains opened up, and it turned out to be a full OMON bus. The demonstrators rushed into the shelter.

[ + 42 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57244
 06.12.2011
Moscovici, share the info, what’s going on there?
The zombies are silent. There are some rumors coming to Siberia.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №57243
 06.12.2011
I am going to be at work. He is like a blanket from me, and cries:
“Well, I have placed the army everywhere, I have three linkors, and in all the mines there are 95 peasants working, what else do you need?? to
He still sleeps :)
called a man on vacation decided to play in the Cossacks, to remember youth...I second day

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №57242
 06.12.2011
XXX: This is the case. What would you advise?

Do you see the wall?

Which wall?? to

ZZZ: the nearest

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №57241
 06.12.2011
Neighbors (father with two sons, adults already, 16 and 18 years old) from the end of the summer built a bath on their site, tried to have time for the winter, two weeks ago finished. The garbage was taken yesterday. These two balbes (sons) are standing, I smoke next to my grandmother, a friend passes by. The Conversation :
O-o-o, is it over now? Beautiful, healthy and helpful for parents.
Brothers: Look at what a mole!
You need a girl... a break for everyone.

They didn’t even know what to say.

[ + 51 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57240
 06.12.2011
I went to the Triumphal Square to wage the revolution!
Where did you go for lessons?! to
Well Maam!
Adolf is Adolf! Adolf, get up Adolf! The First World War has begun!
Meanwhile, I am in second.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №57239
 06.12.2011
Today, the head of the UMVD for Taganrog, Leonid Zawatsky, uttered remarkable words in every sense:
If the people vote correctly, the country will have a stable criminal situation.

[ + 67 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57238
 06.12.2011
There is such a pale feeling that those 5-7 cups of coffee that I drink a day, so as not to shake on the go, start to act only after 22:00!!!!! to

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №57237
 06.12.2011
The Dating Site:

Hello Masha, do you love the sea?
Mass: 2000 hours

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №57236
 06.12.2011
The Medfak. On a couple of X-rays, the teacher showed a picture. Whether the student called the milk gland the cranium cord, or vice versa, only after this response the mouthpiece from the whole mouth crumbled on the forehead of the table, after which he lay on the table for a long time without movement. The whole group froze silently, not taking his eyes off. Finally he moved, raised his head and said, “You’re not me now, you’ve sent all the X-rays. After that, the student gave off for a long time.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №57235
 06.12.2011
XHH: I go down to the vestibule today to throw a mob on my cell phone. On the way to the wallet for a hundred, I raise my eyes... and in the place where yesterday the payment terminal stood a box for collecting donations from the RPC O_O
I was hanging with a hundred in my hand in front of the box, and the girl behind me is already roaring: "Come faster!"
XHH: I went to the side, looking around the side - like where did the terminal go? And in my place, she’s already hanging.)
xxx: phishing from the RPC - harmless and ruthless)))))))

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №57234
 06.12.2011
Russia is fucking. Sartre has not worked in the office for three days. There is an inscription on the A4 sheet on the door:
Those who need to go home can not go.

[ + 92 - ] [9 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57233
 06.12.2011
Yesterday evening in the very center of the capital took place a protest against the falsification of the elections, gathered about 10 thousand people, omon, all the work, the tusa was noble. One came to Peter a little earlier. On TV or radio, you don’t even know.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №57232
 06.12.2011
[22:24:07] XX:Interesting fact: the phrase "war of azars" - palindrome
[22:24:41] XXXX: what is it a palindrome?
[22:25:00] YH:))))
[22:25:07] from the right to the left read!
[22:26:01] XH: What is it that is a murder?
[22:26:58] xxx:(facepalm)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №57231
 06.12.2011
Judging by how rough it was, the budget for the falsification of elections was also wasted.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №57230
 06.12.2011
If you want your husband to be economic like a neighbor, fuck like a neighbor’s wife.

[ + 52 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57229
 06.12.2011
The father-in-law voted epically: he crushed everyone and wrote "Stalin!" xD

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57228
 06.12.2011
Dear neighbors, we have been waiting.
Don't be upset, we have the same shit, and for a long time)) Our bleat managed to get 102% of the votes, but he was very kind and gave 18% of the votes to other candidates...
Be strong brothers)
Greetings from the sun;)

[ + 68 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №57227
 06.12.2011
Gu6ern: Under Stalin, five people would be shot in this weather - and the snow and frost would be found at once. Forget the country

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №57226
 06.12.2011
The mother went in, she said, I need to clean up on the table, especially on the upper shelves.

I, without breaking away from the comp, say, if everything is in its place, let it lie.

xxxx: I wore it, I wore it.

In a minute, about 15 discs fell on me from above.

Yyy: Punished =)))

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