Home is not a cemetery.
You have to live on it, not die.
I went to the cafe with my friends to eat dinner. So I decided to take a hundred. Go to the bartender:
Three by a hundred! I put out money. The bartender silently puts on the stand three
A glass and a bottle of vodka.
I asked for three for a hundred.
The guy’s response first dropped me into a state of mild euphoria, and then I realized – knowledge of our psychology increases sales in such people as him to heaven. He said, “It will stay, you will bring it back.”
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Remember the USSR. The worst nightmare of childhood is when your mother put you in line and she went to another department. The line is getting closer, closer, closer.
He is close to the discovery that ALL diseases are treated with vodka. Only from some you need to drink it, and from others - not to drink. Some are rubbing.
The case was in Dacia. My mom and I stand in the midst of the beds, behind us grows a large bush (a tree? How is he called?) Grapes on the iron frame. There is a dog under the grapes, but it is hot. To cool it begins to dig the ground, trying to get to a colder layer. There are roots! And the flowers are planted... My mom and I start shouting like "Stand up! by Fu! Can not! There are flowers!"
and pause. It was heard that the animal’s head whispered... then it turned 180 degrees and started to crawl.
Our wild goot probably heard the whole country village...
fur_fox: because a woman can not be egregious, ulcerative and bougie in vain. It is either PMS, or underab, or climax.
Everyone knows that!
loliphaba: If a woman is egregious, ulcerative and boogie in vain, it is not a woman, it is Zadornov.
formspring.me
What excites you in the opposite sex?
and smell. The voice. The Fuck.
XXX: You know, I wanted to tell you
xxx: I love you
XXX: Let’s meet you?
WOW: I love you too! of course!
xxx is crazy
Not in that window.
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You can’t trust your children as I do lunch.
Do you think I’ll burn?
Text broadcast of the semi-finals match of the UEFA Championship - Schalke: Anderson got a yellow card in the same place. “That’s a joke to you!” thought Sir Alex Ferguson. He is an educated man.
gunnhild88 (10:22:48 5/05/2011)
I dreamed of a boyarsk.
Roxxx (10:23:26 5/05/2011)
That’s a thousand hell...
Homer Simpson: “So let’s drink for alcohol, the cause and way of solving all our problems!”
Is he Russian? O_O
Asphalt is alchemy. It is international.
I felt like Tom Cruise when I pulled my mouse out of a sleeping father’s hand.
Washington teacher kept his promise until bin Laden was killed
Washington State school teacher Gary Widl performed his oath given after the September 11, 2001 attacks. Then he promised not to shave until Osama bin Laden was captured or destroyed and kept the word for 3,454 days.
Ben was killed at the request of the parental committee, because the teacher frightened the children with his carelessness.
by Gennady Uzyupin:
Remember the recent riots.
of Egypt,
of Bahrain,
of Algeria,
of Libya,
Oman...
The world rulers are clearly Russian and clearly with a good sense of humor.
I bought an Opel Astra a year ago.
Today I read this:
Dear brother!
Thank you to everyone who applied to my request a year ago. Thanks to you, I met the most wonderful person in my life. Sasha I love you! and Astral.
I bought a new candle and filter.
How about a diploma?
What a diploma, here everyone solves a much more important problem: how much vodka on graduation to take...
She: How I want your loves!
He: Yeah, I’m not going to give a kiss, but I’ll think about it. They really bite a lot.
She is: an idiot!
X: Well, as they say, with whom you will behave...
Oh yeah, then you will wake up :)
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