Democracy is nothing more than intimidating the crowd for the sake of the crowd (Oscar Wilde)

If love is a great power, why is it not used to produce literacy?

In love, there has long been a dynamo.
An ancient invention for obtaining material goods by bypassing an electric socket.

from the forum.

Durer: How to correctly peel off the suck on which you sit?
Gringo 4: You need to know exactly which side of the tree is on!

Knight Jedi>> I blinsky eye at 2 o’clock went to Krin to spend the night... on the great... and got pissed. He was drunk in shit.
Knight Jedi>> so in the morning, at 11 a.m. from Krini, I went back to Elka for a vacuum. It turns out that I am not sober! I went out, sat on the big, drove a couple of meters and fell naked into the arch.
Alexandrov>> in aric - it is strong o...
Knight Jedi>> in short, I was plushchenko yesterday
Alexandrov>> in a single skating you took gold
The Knight of Jedi>> ah, twice!
Knight Jedi> but as I fell in the night it was just a masterpiece shit from the side. I was driving, I was driving. I stopped to repair the cloth. I leaned to the shoulder, saw that I did not wear the shoulder, and from shock I stumbled on the right god like a sphinx tree. As he stood, he stood with the great and stumbled. I lie in the middle of the trattoir on Jandosov Navoi and think: "How is it? Why did I not wear socks?"

XXX: I am in the world of weight. They asked the culture the last question on which my account depends, asked the names of the four most famous figures of the Renaissance culture.
I watched the ninja turtles and replied: Michelangelo Donatello Rafael and Leonardo.
xxx: the account received :3

A lunar eclipse today. I sit, from the window I watch the moon slowly hiding... and there is a scream from the courtyard: “Moon Prism Give Me Strength!”and "

26 viruses found in space in 40 gigs
Frost16: They founded the settlement there
Not the Gallians. Caesar will do it.
Frost 16: Wait for you. and the viruses will find their Obelix, who fell in childhood in a chain with porn :)

Alcoholism is a disease.
If so, pay me the sickness for three years.

The xxx:
My favorite music is pop rock. Sometimes a punk. Avril Lavigne, Simple Plan And a lot more.”
Where do you think my sick brain put the emphasis in the last word?
YYYY :
Ahahah I guess.
It’s like “when the threat passes.”

Strength makes us more courageous, and the mind makes us more alive.

A happy girl
In Lviv there was a wild heat, but unlike Moscow, it was easier to survive it.
There is no flying asphalt, a rock around, at least in the center.
I accidentally met my old friend from a past life and we went to his elderly parents and two huge men with tattoos – his brothers (at my last visit they didn’t know how to walk).

On the way, a friend told me a wonderful story that I hope will warm you too:

Our house was built almost in the center instead of the old one.
and collapsed.
The case was thirty years ago, a large glowing crowd of future tenants gathered in the entrance. Here and now we all had to decide our fate - who on which floor will get the apartment. At first, everyone fought wildly, proving each other why they could not live on the first floor because of their health, then spit and went to the draw. This is not a casino, it is a serious matter, it will not overplay. Once and for a lifetime...
Mother tragically pulled us out of the second floor, better not think of the excitement behind, but I still turned for a long time, watching the joyful cries of the lucky ones and the tears of the shouting and weeping of the losers.
There are four-room apartments. The first family approached the paper hat: a father, a pregnant mother and a three-year-old girl Vita. The parents proudly stated that their daughter here is the happiest and she has once saved the whole family from death: "We went to the village, sat in the bus, bought tickets, but the daughter became sick, had to not go. And then this bus crashed without us, half of the people died and the other became disabled.”
It was time for the happy girl to climb in her hat and pull a paper. Everyone is frozen on the first floor.
The pregnant mother shouted:
Not so honest! Let’s play, she’s still small.
She was stupid and didn’t know what she was pulling out!! to
But when the angry mom realized that the number would not pass, she was desperate, with all the people rushed to lick her poor "happy" daughter.
People tried to stop her, which the father of the girl said:
It will stop if we overplay the draw.
Then came the poor...
So they settled on the first floor, without a balcony and with sliding bars on the windows.
It was quite a little time, Vita's mother had not yet had time to give birth, went on the window and started washing the windows for Easter. Her head turned and the woman fell out on the street, falling her face into a pink bush.
I was very worried, but even the baby didn’t lose, because it wasn’t the second, third, fourth, but the first floor... I remember, our whole house was worried about it.
Twenty years passed, the restructuring devoured all the subcutaneous reserves of the family, Vita's parents aged, retired and lowered their hands, they simply didn't imagine how to feed three children...
The little girl Vita took the family into her little hands. She took them all to the village to her grandmother, entered the loan and set up a small grocery store in the apartment.
Five years later, this girl Vita so elevated that she was able to make such a generous offer to her neighbors on the second floor, which it is stupid to refuse, and since then the girl's family has returned from the village and lives in an apartment above her store, and in the summer her rejuvenated and eternally burning parents do not leave Montenegro.

Here, my friend and I came to the cool nuts of the gourmet and bought a bottle of ice quas.
I looked into the box and a friend said:
Hello to Vita.
I also greeted.
A good girl...

A poor village. A big, shining city jeep runs through the dirty street. It passes through the last falling house, rests in the falling fence, behind which the rainbow, and dies.
Two old women in the furnaces:
Look, another one with a navigator.

Anton: What are you working on?
Alexis: I am not smoking.

today in my eyes some young man walked on the street 40 years of victory Mr. Krasnodar with the second iPad, clearly outstretched (turned, twisted, removed-dressed the boiler) and in the end very deliciously dropped it on the asphalt... guy, if you are now reading this message, know - you are cool))))))))

I am looking for a boy. Moscow
Anton Borovizkiy: I am looking for a grandmother. Moscow
I am looking for a donkey, Dagestan.
I am looking for the grandma of Oslo! It’s hard ? ? ?
Daron Malakian: I am looking for a cut. The grandmother ass.

Kol4edan: And yesterday I was cuddling with Michael Jackson all day.
Kol4edan: Turn on the player and cut the grass under his music :)

We go to a friend (d) in the apartment, he has an imperial march on the entire Ivanovsky oret.
I: I am injured?
D is D!
Neighbors are probably beating their heads.
D: No, they are already marching!

I just wanted to drink and I ate XD

xxx: My friend (sanitary technician) recently let go of his beetles, and on my question why he replied: "The sanitary technician must be with his beetles!" And I for some reason immediately remembered Mario...

from ZH:

Tomorrow I will quit smoking, drink and completely switch to raw eating. I will write a report on my feelings every day.

15.06.11... So the first day...