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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №48004
 26.05.2011
The best comment to the new film X-Men First Class just killed:

This submarine is similar to my former one.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №48003
 26.05.2011
This is a tape:
The cashier of an illegal exchange in Moscow locked the door and burned money for five hours.

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №48002
 26.05.2011
the_bmf: The fool fucking graduates at the end of June, not at the end of May!

Nemo: Yes, I also fucked them all!!! The park next to the house, will be eaten and sludge under the windows, pedras!

BMF: It is like a ball. Not a fucking fuck.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №48001
 26.05.2011
1 - Kahl as a Saigak!
2 is on the go?
1 - *s
1 is fucking)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №48000
 26.05.2011

My grandmother does not taste good.
XXX is also unpleasant.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №47999
 26.05.2011
Tell your physicist that E = ms2
And don’t forget to show your language ;)
WOW :D

[ + 95 - ] Comment quote №47998
 26.05.2011
We live in Germany. We had a story with our neighbors, the Germans.
My father put the car at the neighbor’s side on the plot, as the road to our house runs through this plot. Seeing this, the German man ran out of the house in his family trousers. Eyes for five copies. Suffering from the greed of the Russians, he began to mourn his father, and his father on that day was also not in the spirit.
German Father: Get out of here! and fast! (Go away from here! and fast!)
The father looked at him with anger and said to him in Russian: Go NACHER!
The German stood up, looked around and said: Nachher? Then after – then after. Then then? And then so later!)
And went home.

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №47997
 26.05.2011
You have to love your girlfriend, just love, you want to raise someone: buy a dog.

You have to love your girlfriend, just love, you want to raise someone: buy a dog, strain a girl - raise a girl, love a dog.

[ + 109 - ] Comment quote №47996
 26.05.2011
He: What are you doing?
She planted flowers
He is Nafiga?
She: What is Nafija? I must!
He: Yes, I have two florists I know.
Yes, I will give you free.
Yes, they also give it for free. A huge advantage - they don't even have to give flowers.
I am actually talking about flowers. You guys only hear what you need.
What are the flowers?
See also: Astra
Do you give it later?
She: I’ve heard a shit in the question...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №47995
 26.05.2011
If you’ve met a person who looks confidently into the future, it means that he’s already purchased salt, light bulbs and sugar.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №47994
 26.05.2011
The Institute. The Naval Department.
The radio works are taught by the captain of the first rank D. D is(in speech - Dima), a visible, representative man with a naked (to gloss) head
(Something smiled on the armor - the same type). At one of the last before the exam classes reports: "Whoever does not answer the principle of the radio, then you beat the scheme of Popov - a pair without talking!"
The Exam. In the hallway of the department, a student brotherhood who has already passed the hornyle of tests. From the audience comes another hope of domestic shipbuilding. To the traditional question “Well, how?” She literally whispered through her pressed teeth: “Well, Dima! Well, S-S-Suk-K-ka is there!”
The back door opens, the glowing Dimina’s head rises into the door:
“Dima is not a shit, Dima warned!”

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №47993
 26.05.2011
- What is more important to "United Russia", to theft or fraud?
Probably to theft, because it takes brains to cheat.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №47992
 26.05.2011
Posts tagged with "Relationship"
Hi to.
We found grammatical errors on page 52.
Our designer repaired them.We send files with samples.

So I want to ask "And maybe his?"

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №47991
 26.05.2011
riggcie I was still laughing at how the robot vacuum cleaner scratched the whole house, I thought, here are the fools.
I forgot to put the guide today. He got into the cat’s plate, scratched the food and smeared it through the beige palace.
Now I have a palas with a delicate smell of turkey and chicken.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №47990
 26.05.2011
Commentary on the article about the Moscow man-eater.

Apparently a crazy. A normal person, having broken up a friend, will not throw him into the river, but will put him in the freezer and will eat quality food for another month.

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №47989
 26.05.2011
The U.S. leads the world championship for democracy this year in Libya.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №47988
 26.05.2011
Tired, I go to the grocery store after the knock and on the machine.
Do you have fresh strawberries?
A salesman with humor.
There are no sweet ones, only yesterday’s ones.

He left and forgot what he was coming for.

[ + 84 - ] Comment quote №47987
 26.05.2011
in the shop
xxx: and the movie "The Clash" - what is it about?
The Birth, Fucking

[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №47986
 26.05.2011
Go to the store and smoke =)
Nippon = (
XHH: What is it?
Mother does not give money.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
......................................
WOW: Go on
HH: What did you give?
WOW: Yes
Q: What did he do?
Stasa Mikhailova with her duet sang

[ + 83 - ] Comment quote №47985
 26.05.2011
Status Vkontakte with a friend, I cried:
No one needs me... I’m tired of it... I’ll sit down on the plate... so that it burns up...!!! to

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