The Real Estate Forum. Discussion of New Construction:

Does anyone know these houses are seismically resistant?

Aha and tsunami-threatening 😉

If there is oil in the country, there is no democracy.

A guy and a cat will take a girl without allergies into culinary and sexual slavery.

On the other hand – subtle humor, it’s the same flat – only in profile. by INS

XXX: I am a faithful girl. I never betrayed my lovers.

I don’t like when someone is sitting behind my back and watching what I’m doing...I don’t know why.

WOW : Here is! Since I was a child, I have been told that there are always two guys with wings behind me, and a bearded man from above is watching everything I do. Even if I tremble.

xxx: I am a little more about material)

YYY: I have a good imagination. It pulls Angel, the Temptator and the naked Emma Watson at the same time and in a good schedule.

The target of the air strike was a tank of the Libyan armed forces loyal to Muammar Gaddafi. About 20 aircraft are involved in the operation.

Are there very dangerous tanks in Libya, or am I missing something?

From the forum "Discussion of the richest country in the world"
xxx you know nothing. The richest and most prosperous country in Europe is Belarus. We have democracy, zero crime, high salaries, and most importantly, a radiant, immutable leader! =) is

A: polar bears, mostly left-wing
B: They do not write.
A cockroach can live without a head for nine days.
B: We have half a country without a head lives constantly.

XXX: I cleaned up.
If you consider that 70% of the house dust is made up of skin scales, I have just scratched out a couple of bodies from my system. I will go to a funeral.

XXX: Do you remember, you said, a man’s soccer friend?
XXX: So we don’t have friends anymore.

Portal of Household:

And there is also such an ancient way of surviving clowns from the house - to catch one clown, put it in the middle of the table, sit at the table to all the households and start to sneeze over the clown. Clop from the humiliation suffered will be enough "condratium", and his relatives, unable to endure shame, will leave the unhappy house.

The third child of Pope Grant
I write the article. There is this text:
The baby is 3 years old: at this age the baby is actively growing, stretching, becoming higher, he grows to 20 teeth.

Imagine a drizzlov with a voice: and now he can get food for himself.

The doctor said that I was schizophrenic... and that despite the fact that my dragon brought such convincing arguments against me...

Nothing is given to our country so cheaply and nothing is valued in it as expensive as gasoline.

The First Pacificists

This is a shit – one half of the readers rejoice that I am telling a well-known historical fact, the other – that it is an outspoken blunder.
These stories are the most interesting. All the laurels of this story are addressed to Leo Gumilev, whom I now read with pleasure.

In the first Crusade, a great battle between a knight's army and an Arab cavalry. About the future, the chroniclers on both sides tell with great shyness, but did not let go of pointing out the main problem. Pride knights sat on the most powerful of their wrestlers, starving for female society after a long march. But the Arabs were sitting on wretched obedient goats. The battle didn’t happen immediately, but the horses were pleased.

Those who say you cannot eat at night, let them try to explain why the light in the refrigerator is invented.

XXX: Something bad I have become. I deal with the castet, like a teenager with a condom, some case will turn.

She, as it is believed, soaked her with ointment, which over time acquires a white shade.She goes, i.e., in the subway car, a guy stands next to her, looks at her for a long time, then so delicately:"Girl, you have stayed here"and points to the lip.and "

Love of evil, you will love the goat
Love is good, you will love and you will love.