Not often in the early morning you will encounter a half-naked boomer, coming out of the sewerage, who asks:
- Young man, and you will not tell when the heating will be turned off, or there below, it is hot like in the bathroom...
I hanged for a moment, and felt like him... I honestly didn’t know what to answer)

I have one acquaintance here. He thus far thinks that it’s not right with the code or as if there’s something else to write down – he sits on a chair without a backbone (he’s specifically standing at the table at home) and pumps the press-hands behind his head and turns back, then rises up, and again turns away.
In general, everything would be nothing if he had not forgotten and at work (sitting on a rotating chair without a back) did not begin to do the same. At this time the boss with some inspector comes in with the words: "and this is one of our best employees..."
XHH: and they quietly watched for 5 minutes, as one of the best workers is hanging on a chair, and then shouting "ALLILUE!!"!" is running the code further...

My favorite foolish habit is that he loves to sing songs from advertisements.
So I go home and the painting with oil - my favorite in new white trousers rotates near the mirror and sings "Every act is only yours, if the olives are with toboooo!".
Maybe I don’t know? O_O

In the days I bought myself new shoes.measured,all the norms, we go to the tent to calculate.here I notice the seller on the table a pad for pants from which 4 cigarettes "belomor".with a smile I am interested in not "kosyaki" lion answers that not and offers me "going at home".thank you,I will take one and at the same time I give him the money for shoes.at this very moment 2 police officers came...3 hours with the seller in SIZO stumbled)

The German online store has returned the money.
So they didn’t even answer your letters.
Oh yeah yeah yes. I swallowed a beer and wrote a letter to them. He said everything I thought about them and added that my grandmother in the 45s Berlin took. Two hours later, the money came back to the card.

He called me on Easter.
Are you eating eggs? ?

Romka believes that depression is the fate of idiots-women and weak men.
2 Throw it away and ask again.

I am a star in bed! I stretch my hands and feet and sleep, and if my fingers are melted, it’s a snowflake!!!! to

I walk past the restaurant, music plays, two drunk men stand at the entrance, a woman leaves the restaurant.
The first man (1) cries to the woman:
Hey come back! She does not hear.
1) The second man:
Fuck, I forgot her name.
He screams again:
Oh woman, wait for me!

(from a conversation about a guy's meeting with the girl's parents)

No, I knew her father was specific, but I realized the seriousness of the situation when he pulled out of his pocket and put the NOKIA 3310 on the table in the GOLDEN body!

Chuck Norris can beat the cyclope between his eyes.

We walk with my wife in the evening with the child, in the evening a pleasant child sleeps in a wheelchair and behind us catches a small crowd of drunken puppies with chubby behavior, screams on the whole street, etc. But here they notice us with the wheelchair and abruptly stop screaming and choir, half whispering sing "sleep my joy sleep..."To say that I chubby - nothing to say. Not everything is lost yet.)

I haven’t been drowning for two months.
Drake: Oh B
Dracula: Not for you
Number_pi: Nnu, you have to force yourself, man!

I can’t tolerate cute girls. Fuck you understand, it's she's so cute with you, because it's you, or it's just she's so cute with everyone, and you fool has already fallen in love.
(There is 3.14)

I hate people!
Did they fuck you and let you go?
She says: Yes no!
Didn’t they fuck you and let you go?

®ush (12:06:17)
The client is now reassured.

®ush (12:07:13)
Instructed his secretary to make a newsletter for 100,000 people) uncle - director of the network of payment terminals.
Did, fuck, the sender's phone number put the director's phone)))

The evil man (12:08:42)
They are...............

®ush (12:09:15)
The man at one point became megapopular ))))))))

Conversation with a potential customer (A):
D: Hello, can I hear Maxim?
Q: Where are you calling?
D: Tourist agency "Oregon tour"
At that end of the wire a wild hood...
K: "Orgin-tour", girl...But you are not the first in the spring you are wrong)))))Artmix

Snowfall in Irkutsk

xxx: On the West FM in the news said that in Irkutsk all the road equipment has been converted to summer rubber, so they are not on the roads of the city... They really have rubber for different seasons, who knows?
YYY: There are trucks.
zzz: Snow cleaning machine on a summer tire? It is cool! It is for us! and :)

Well, you know, there will be a child someday, he will need that and that.
M – Yes, I did not understand. The child is not even in the project, and he already dictates his conditions to me?! to

He: Where are you now?
A fool in the neighboring room.! to
He: And where am I then?
She is in the neighboring room.
We are in the same room, what?