I went to the university toilet a day ago, I stand, I do natural things, I think about my own. here some guy breaks in, rushes to the cabins, opening them from the foot, one becomes locked, the chickold does not withstand the blow, crashes, the door is opened. There is a very surprised man sitting on the push, with five kopecks of eyes. The one who knocked the door hangs for a second.
– Oh! and Serena! I am looking for you!
He enters the cabin and, shit, closes the door behind him.

Yesterday I heard a girl on the street kindly addressing her husband named Oleg:
Elijah, let’s go...

The acquaintance told, sent last summer son (at the time of the city, broken boy) to uncle to the village)) I don't know what, how his brother raised her there, but upon arrival the result was immediately visible))
Drinking tea, he woke up with sugar, the son’s phrase just shocked:
-"not just for fucking!" :D
I like to go there every summer :D

In one forum:
The Son of the Father,
and spotted KPoh:
What is the "Course"
I misunderstood it?
If the story tells
and ten pieces of clay,
It is written,
Drink the Yad.
The reader was engaged.
Did Pumpkin burn the whole office?
He said: Five! Walk to Isco!
Or to remember.
If you fly without end,
Just being busy,
Such a young man.
The scapegoats are wrapped.
If someone is a concrete type,
The hell of hell,
Advised by EMI
Learn the Albanian.
Someone, even though with a whirlwind,
He is not afraid,
Yemny sppnik - Hoposho
in the life of Pythagoras.
Stain in a sponge, / type, say, protection,
I need to say quickly:
The point. Sleeve the counts.
The boy understood everything.
And he walked:
"This is their most fierce –
It’s not for the loch".

From Habr:
You are not lucky with female acquaintances.
I have a wife – unix-admin, a friend – perl-proger.
yyy: Interesting how to live with a wife - unix-admin?
XXX: approximately as follows:
Make Me a Sandwich
– What? Make it yourself!!! to
Sudo make me a sandwich!! to
and Okay.

We go with friends after the exam, discussing how those who wrote were burned:
I:...it seemed that she was holding the phone under her shirt.
You looked under her coat, didn’t you?
Going to meet the grandmother with an annoyed whisper: it had to be here and watched, something is not okay?
Reassured for a long time.

Dialogue teacher/student on a pair of physics:

Look, please, how many points do I have?
The name...?
of Kalashnikov.
You have a machine, of course.

News: "Berd teenagers played a projectile for a armored carrier".
Chelyabinsk is resting :)

After the thematic design of Google in honour of the guitarist virtuoso quite logical will be the phrase: in skillful hands and Google Balalaika.

(c) PROSTO_LEVA

XXX is Hi. Here Olga Alekseevna by phone Dimitin interests
What are they interested in, the old poor Nokia?

In the morning we stand with Daddy talking at the entrance door, suddenly Daddy says:
Bring me milk.
Why Why?
Well, I probably need it, as I ask you for it.
Okay, happy...
I’m completely confused and I don’t understand: why did daddy need milk in the morning? Okay, I think...
to bring.
Dad says to me:
Now I understand your confusion...I asked to bring me a hammer!! to
Epic Feel...

Compliance
So what is Anthony talking about today?
In the opposite room? There is no need for a reason.

mofdok: to us now came guys from MS... software to put... asked to make accounts in the domain.. for the service of accounts.... Odmin gave passwords to accounts....
one of them j3qq4-h7h2v-2hch4-m3hk8-6m8vw

Sometimes I have periods when I become uncommunicable: I don’t call my friends, I don’t write them SMS, and I don’t respond to their messages. Friends begin to worry: suddenly something happened to me, suddenly I don’t want to talk to anyone, I sit somewhere in the corner, hugging my beloved bear and crying, thinking about the meaning of life... Thin, vulnerable nature... Then friends begin to call themselves, come to visit, carefully asking: “Are you okay?”
But the only way that helps me get out of this state is to replenish my phone bill!

He: We can meet.
Access to the body is limited)
What is the protection system?
She: Avast
He is broken, and not so broken.

From the forum on repair comment to the article on the painting of the children's room in Egyptian style:

By the way, Egyptian hieroglyphs are very funny. I see the son of my avenger giving the flood on the command of the mountain and three times true just for the child.

<xxx> my neighbor-five-year old fell crazy
<xxx> has broken up
<xxx> printed on the wall posters and algorithm diagrams
<xxx> and is going to defend my diploma before me
<xxx> people, in a couple of hours come, check if everything is okay with me

Today saw the application for transfer: "Please allow me to transfer the physical culture account due to failure"

You will be able to try a legendary alcoholic drink that you can not only drink, but also eat!
Are they meant to eat vodka? =) is

xxx to fuck! What life has gone! Previously "touch" meant "touch", and now even "touch" meant "touch"...