The exam in Russian. Before the exam decided to bump to calm down, drank on soda, and on a glass on the edge, you know such a sugar powder bump.
I sit behind the bar, scratch something, the supervisor approaches me, bends and so quietly speaks.
You would not burn.
In shock, which of the sparrows did he notice?
What is the problem?
"supervisor", not embarrassing: you have cocaine on your nose.
And went further...

Even when you think life is over and you’re going to hang yourself, you still don’t turn off the torrent.

From the discussion "Which girls are more sexy - bald or hairy?"

Natasha Maluta
with hair

Daria Sorokina
well well

Natasha Maluta
Although it has a lot of benefits.)

Faith of September
Especially in summer

Sergey Potemkin
Easy to wear)

Daria Sorokina
There is no peeling.

Daria Sorokina
No need to scratch.

Daria Sorokina
and a dog.

My son, get up!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I say, get up, you are late.
All I get up...
(within 10 minutes)
I say get up! You are late!!! to
My first job is physical culture.
What a physical culture! You have an exam! Raise your ass!! to
Oh thou shrink!! to

I recently left my parents. SMS correspondence

Mother: How are you?
I am pale and hungry.
Mother: Rubena and Pelimeni

The point of a park with a wreath is not to follow one another, that there is strength. The wreath is not a tool for torture.

and Wikipedia.

The Rabbit! You are so wonderful to me! I’ve probably done something very good...or I’ll do it, since I’ve been sent such a treasure from above!
No to the rabbit. I am doing my sins.

Where is the finch under the eye?
I was in the tram in the morning, and a girl was standing in front of me. She wrote on the pop "Touch this!"Hule, touched.

....(11:03:54 9/06/2011):
My girlfriend came drunk yesterday.
....(11:04:07 9/06/2011):
She has such a funny voice when she’s drunk.
....(11:04:31 9/06/2011):
from the threshold says: "behaved well, didn't suck and didn't fuck", I barely fell from the bed.)

A friend calls at 2 p.m. and says:
“Andrew, I just called, what kind of idiot do you need to be to call a man at 2 p.m.?! to

This cream knows the secret of eternal youth!! to
XXX: But he won’t tell you. Because of. He is. The cream :)

How to put a web camera in the kitchen over the plate and stretch it into the room to comp
I: What, Sereg, did the Pelmees run away again?

If you don’t have a job, someone has two.

I will have to resign...
I mean, you did a lot of work like electricity.
xxx: ah... the whole project is stuck on me... and here I am sick... and my mother is a doctor, from the morning I will take your tests to the hospital.
xxx: here the general calls - arranged an emergency on-line meeting on Skype - well, I am home and they are all there in the open space on the big screen watching me... I felt like a direct dart-wayer, no less
And here, in the hottest moment of the dispute, when I have already explained to everyone that I am the master of success and only my vision is the only true, in the background, a mother appears and cries: son! You have already written in the box!? to
xxx: I don’t think it is necessary to say that the meeting was broken and all attempts to repeat it were broken at the very beginning.
XXX: I am now even cleaning up...

The sooner you start doing something, the longer you will have to go about it.

The news:
Libyan rebels have signed the first contract to supply oil to the United States.
There is democracy in Libya! Hurra comrades!

And you can’t do at the end of each page advertise:
"Thanks to me!Food in the kitchen!and "

Now I touched.
I wrote to a woman looking for a sponsor:
Hello, what about what? and :)
She is:
A hundred thousand, my dear.
I am :
What about unusual services?
She is:
These are what?? to
I am :
The floor under the bathroom is dirty. Can you resolve this issue?
She is:
What fucking you? Should I use soap?

People went... meaning to stretch the legs in front of a stranger – that’s normal. And the floors to wash (also for money) is the west of O_o

...It turns out, when they wear a dress that is worn without a scarf, so that the chest looks spectacular, it is wrapped with a scotch O_o

Fuck you fuck! I walked around the city behind this damn silicone underwear!! They are just scotting! One creature confessed.

The real story:
A guy goes on the street with a girl, she enthusiastically says something:
I do not know what to do. Maybe you can advise me, you’re a good person.
Here, the guy makes a sound similar to the cry of Quagmir from the Griffins, depicts as if he isp her leg and runs away.

This is a mistake :DD