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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №45724
 09.04.2011
The xxx:
It was only twice.
But I’m angry that he wants me all the time.
We walk, he walks
Watch the movie too.
I drink tea, and he grows.
Always simple
I say I can’t stand next to you.
Oh yes, I still don’t like his girlfriend.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №45723
 09.04.2011
I am hard to find, easy to lose, and impossible to forget.
Student: I am easy to fall asleep, difficult to raise up and impossible to wake up.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №45722
 09.04.2011
I decided to give you a gift – to buy a car. Guess, it starts with "O" plus 2 letters.
Aud, what is it?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №45721
 09.04.2011
Snowballs swirled in the air and settled on the ground with a white foaming blanket. It was April 9th in the courtyard.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №45720
 09.04.2011
I cleaned up at home, found a notebook for records of various useful things. I listed.
On the first page, the definition of the copy of the database, system and program areas of memory, on the next - what is blocking, a retrospective query.
I turn the page - a recipe for borscht.
Life goes on, priorities change. and :)

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №45719
 09.04.2011
I went to the movie with him, in horror.)
I almost went crazy about the fuck!
NN: Congratulations to you! (They are :
* from fear >_<

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №45718
 09.04.2011
Linux: the basic commands. The pocket manual. It has 288 pages.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №45717
 09.04.2011
I love spring, it is romantic.
I have a tractor in my yard. Romantic, like a swan on a pond.

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №45716
 09.04.2011
The students laughed. One guy is loud, talking loudly. He moved him to another place, and he also busted there. Tired, I say thoughtfully: Where would I sit, so that it would be quieter?
Here’s a voice from the back: Put it on the col!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №45715
 09.04.2011
xxx: And for some reason every time I want to translate "dear diary" as "olive diarrhea". Well, for example, someone writes "Dear diary, what a day it was!", and I imagine "Eleven diarrhea! What was it today!"

[ + 74 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45714
 09.04.2011
Why when French chansons are sung, Paris and France appear? And when are our - Magadan and forestry?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №45713
 09.04.2011
Do you want preservatives from the Kaspersky Lab?
and no. They will whisper every time I finish.

[ + 113 - ] Comment quote №45712
 09.04.2011
“I’m not fat at all, Sasha tells me I have a perfect figure.
- Olya, he is a mathematician, for him the perfect figure is SHAR!

[ + 91 - ] Comment quote №45711
 09.04.2011
The truth of life: after the light is suddenly turned off in the house, in complete silence, the mat is first delivered from the room where the desktop PC stands, and then the vicious laughter, from the person who used the laptop.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №45710
 09.04.2011
You are admin. You have an admin jokes :)

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №45709
 09.04.2011
All countries cut mat from the South Park and only in Russia - Vladimir Putin.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №45708
 09.04.2011
Brother gave up on the rights, category VC. And he said that nothing is so respectful on the road as a camel with a triangle "U" on the rear glass.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №45707
 09.04.2011
A Russian-language employer for the sake of the buffer writes:
Smotri, oshibka tam, tam and tam.
This is "exactly" I forget about changing the layout and I miss a little. The result is "nuxyj".
The client thought long and wrote:
- Ladno, pust' ostaetsa.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №45706
 09.04.2011
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YYY: Agah, the attacker of the South-Butov team for cell phones.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №45705
 09.04.2011
I sat in a line at the clinic to the therapist. Listened to the outrageous discussion of two grandmothers of 70 years old, how qualitatively and promptly Dr. House treats and what a terrible hurt we have =)))

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