Neromii: In our sweetly beloved Skyrim, a potato was stuck in the inventory, not to throw out, not to eat, not to sell...
You created the Belarusian

Only yesterday was twenty with a tail.
XXX and Punch! The fourth quarter :(

In the morning I realized that winter had begun.
The cat ran home screaming FUCK!!! to

Many people do not deserve the life they dream of.

My son came from the street.
Where is Sandy?
- Let the girl ride, she and grandfather, will bring...
Of course, I was glad that the boy was nice, but sad that he was easy-to-believe.
Two hours later, they brought sandwiches, and his grandfather bought him chocolate.
The son takes a cell phone out of his pocket and says to his grandfather:
Here is your phone.

Don’t lie to me that you stayed with your friends. I stayed at yours.
Friends, you were not there.

I watched the movie Paranormal phenomenon 3. The family is stunned by a ghost, and she goes to her grandmother.
The first night. Husband and wife wake up from the noise of the car outside the window. Voice from the room:
The ghost has arrived.

I saw a guy like this today, mm... long hair, tall, thin faces... real elves...^^
Why didn’t you meet this elephant?and ;)
And then there was a bit of talk with him...

We answered:

Girls, and you prada too at work and in the guests sit on the very edges of the toilet and turn so that the quiet spell?

Who told you that? It’s easier: we’re putting the palm!

Talk to a girl about why girls are afraid of spiders

XHH: To explain to you from the point of view of female logic?
WOW: Let it go
Have you seen how many legs they have?

Call to Home:
Good day
- good
Are you making trays?
– No
... and why?

I thought...

In the families of Russian officials children are allowed to walk for bribery.

When I grow up, I will have alcohol-killed liver, depression, and I will eat as many snacks as I want.

entered the internet. The first news on the news tape
"A transgender man poured cement into patients’ buttocks"
Out of the Internet

Captain Avocado: Your own mother!! Find another way to sleep. And the sheep that I think are getting older and starting to die slowly :(

xxx: This is, I will remind you, the same brilliant woman who announced at a demonstration in support of abortion, “My mother could not have an abortion, that’s why I should take part in this protest!”

I bought a Toyota three years ago and for all that time we had no sex with her, only a friendship.

There are so many cool games coming out in the winter - Batman, Assassin.
Session and... Session
Very soon...The main quest of this winter...Session.
A month of unique gameplay.
Some of the hardest bosses.
Limited number of repetitions.
A ban is possible.

Role: Role to fuck.
The cat ran out and fucked the door.
My brother has the same cat.
They have a sharp and narrow turn in the corridor. The cat is constantly running through him. He is constantly wearing it and it doesn’t fit. And constantly fuck his head at the wall on a full course :-D
2: They have walls of gips. In the place where the cat is fucking there is a hole.
Only today, five times before the pain, a familiar sound came from the corridor. And that in about three hours.
1 :D
2: Imagine what is happening there every day)

Discussions of Feyenoord:
I went out of the store with another night, we were waiting in the car on the street. we go to the rear seat we say 'no, we stood and went to cheat', after riding 100 meters we understand that behind the wheel some woman of 40 years of fear didn't even say anything, but just went, the car we confused