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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №147965
 08.01.2018
Sam258: Two views on one situation:
WOMAN - when I have these days, my husband takes the cream and massages my legs with the cream...how good he is!
When a wife has trouble, I take cream and lubricate her legs. After that, I go to the kitchen for the computer and can quietly boil, because with such a amount of cream on my legs it is unlikely to come there and burn me...what I am fine )))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147964
 08.01.2018
This is why a girl should not once, not two, not three, but ten times think about contraception.

Cut off a partner before sex

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №147963
 08.01.2018
The Sequels of Star Wars.

Kaczynski: It is a pity.
Here you have an exemplary fleet: all walk in a uniform order, the shapes are straightened, the collars are sewn, the boots are loaded, the armor is polished to the mirror glow, all according to the statute.
But here you’re sending the boss’s blatant favourite... and it’s all over!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №147962
 08.01.2018
A coup d’état is just such a bold personnel policy.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №147961
 08.01.2018
In the shop:
The milk is fresh?
of today!
Let it go! (Look at the date)
I have no habit of lying.
I don’t trust the sellers!! to

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №147960
 08.01.2018
“Don’t steal” or you won’t go to heaven – it’s faith.
“Don’t steal,” but if you still steal, take the money to the temple and you will go to heaven – it’s a religion.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №147959
 08.01.2018
I believe that in the school course of mathematics there must be a problem to compare what is more, the cost of 30 condoms or the monthly amount of alimony. And compare the task with a star to the cost of treatment for sexually transmitted diseases + HIV analysis.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №147958
 08.01.2018
Where will we take you for baptism with this weather?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №147957
 08.01.2018
The writer:

It turns out, they have fun together, and pay, mostly, alone. Or you really think: he didn’t quite give up and is already good, and she doesn’t feel much gratitude – horror how bad?

That the girl endured more than him, no one doubts. Admits-does not acknowledge, says "not my" and falls down at sunset, this is all clear. But do you think he should have married a girl without feeling any sympathy for her, except for the irritation that he was pushed into the shell? This marriage would be very strong. What an example of a happy family for a child. That the girl could fall in love with him - could, and could not, and would be another family, where the parents live together for the sake of the child and dogging without stopping. How much harm such a family arrangement can cause the psychic of the child, let family psychologists say. And you answer the full version of the story, i.e. the key points about the fact that he was engaged in a child not less than his mother (taken to himself for several months, etc., paid alimony and de facto contained the girl), you threw it out.
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Are you rich in imagination or can’t read? He did not keep the girl, he paid alimony for the child. And there was no word about the fact that he was dealing with the child no less than his mother and especially took him with him for several months. Don’t get married, just learn to use condoms and don’t reproduce like weeds.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №147956
 08.01.2018
Fuck, you watch such movies "taxi" "forseage" " carrier", such feelings as if they have a 30-speed drive, and another 5 rearways!??? to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №147955
 08.01.2018
She is a shale who slept drunk with a left man without protection.

Even wondering: and what did such a good, selective and responsible boy do in the bed of this shalva? Did he accidentally fall there? He doesn’t remember, he was drunk. Alcohol fell into his throat by accident. And the knowledge about contraception and the reaction of his own body to alcohol did not jump into his head for some reason. This is misfortune! But should this conjunction of ridiculous coincidences obscure the life of a good boy?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147954
 08.01.2018
This is obviously not Moscow prices, here so much only on circles-section flight goes away

You will be treated for the word "circles" anathema. It is known that the children don’t need the baskets, the children’s books (dear ones, scuco!) - too, he can play a plastic pup from fix-price, dress in a second, eat a lean soup of carrots in stock, be treated with a free doctor in turn.
And in general, children with this approach survive, sometimes even happy. More interesting here is that the daddy himself rarely adheres to the same carrots diet, and no-no, and the beer will get sick, or a new gadget.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №147953
 08.01.2018
If a man is not a feudal, obliged to transfer the title to his son, his feelings are not affected by genetic affinity at all. The usual thing: his child made, because in his youth money for condoms was a pity, married "so be", the child does not relate at all "money I bring - let me be grateful for it". At the age of thirty I met love. divorced and married again. He has a daughter from his first marriage. And then it turns out that he is a HOLY daddy - with the adoptive daughter and the castle dolls of colored paper glues, and mathematics explains to her, and cartoons together with her looks, on the exhibitions he leads, and songs sings, and sincerely him in the hustle for a new family to do something, something to delight the adoptive child. The native of what? And the native automatically three pennies of alimony are paid off, there was never a desire to see him.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №147952
 08.01.2018
xxx: I remember that year for the sake of interest congratulated a colleague from the Israeli office with Christmas...
xxx: he then polently accepted the invitation, but when the time came he congratulated me with Hanuka
This year, I want to congratulate my colleagues from Iraq.
YYY: then do not open packages only from them, even decorated in the festive style

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №147951
 08.01.2018
here here :

Well, he loves the child and expresses it in action. The mother does not like the child and does not want to see it again. Because she is a shallow who slept drunk with a left-handed man without protection. Or does it work in your head?

This is because of your original message history people did not like it. He is holy, she is sham. He participates, and she for some reason does not cry of gratitude.
No matter how there was between them at first, she, by raising their common child, paid for this mistake entirely, and he only slightly. For those who have children, the difference between the Sunday parent and the parent with whom the child lives is obvious.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №147950
 08.01.2018
"When I hear about the rich inner world, I think of the 5 kilograms of bacteria that live in every human being.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №147949
 08.01.2018
Many people don’t like geometry.
Geometry and arithmetic cannot be liked. Wallpapers count, laminate, linoleum, singles...these are the most practical sciences! Unfortunately, in school, they are boring and boring-incomprehensible, because teachers cannot/do not want to explain their usefulness and importance. In school, however, they try to repel the hunt for reading, for a foreign language, for history and for geography.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №147948
 08.01.2018
My father is 83 years old, and he always calls his father a file. The last time he saw him was in August forty-first, when he was six years old, and his file was only thirty-two years old. On that last day, the recruits were accompanied to the gathering point: Here's how my father remembers: "Since the evening, they didn't go to bed for a long time, relatives came, and in the morning they woke up early, my mother baked cakes, the folder was sprinkled by the horse. Then we drove to the station by car for two hours. My parents talked quietly all the way. My mother did not cry. I was sitting at the folder on my knees, he tightly pressed me to himself, and I looked forward, on the road, on the pappines, and I remembered his brown socks... So many years have passed, and I think all the time that if somebody said to me then, “Kolka, you will never see your folder again” – I would turn to him and not tear away, I would only look at him and remember each of his lines... and I would remember all my life...”

That is all.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №147947
 08.01.2018
From one recall:

Two types of amulets. Massage in the atelier.

of Maasky?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №147946
 07.01.2018
In southern Florida, where summer weather is typical in January, it is now just above 0 degrees. From the cold began to fall from the trees iguanas - at a certain temperature they just freeze blood, and they can not move.
YYY Iguan Collection Season in Florida

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