In order for people to love you, it takes very little. Just smile and not say what you think about them.

I am looking for a wife, preferably from 23nd. Find your favorite
Was it possible? I am looking for a wife, in the district of Luberc-Kurovskaya, except for Vljanka, Oravska, Chrypanj, further everywhere.

Yesterday I saw an epic canvas: our children were sucked to the school wifay from MacBook and pumped a broken 10k through torrent... To put the correct version of the Pascal on it! I tried to hint that even putting Ubuntu and picking up the desired program, since it is so capricious, under the wine would be easier and more effective, but I was not believed. On the other hand, if their ineffective solution in their hands will work, it is already good, optimization is a profitable thing. So, what am I complaining about? Our children, having succeeded in getting attached to the school wifay, raise as they can the system to work in pascal. Flag in hand. Today I saw – tried already to establish, proved...

In one contact group on the question: "How did you spend the weekend?"

I’ll tell you how... you’re hanging.
He came home from his night shift, sleeping.
I brought food, robbed his apartment and, I think, cooked food. The lover wakes up and wants to eat. And I cleaned up so that I was straight like in the operating room (he has a doctor - it's important).
And I’m so bored... let’s think I’ll take his notepad and turn on some muzzle harder.
I took, turned on and directly in front of me his correspondence. With Janet. Thank her for the cool night, kisses, romance and so that she doesn't jealous him to Alina (I-Zhenya).
The banana I ate, I began to rhythmically smash my foot on the carpet.
Then I read his correspondence with his best friend. There I figure out as "a prostitute"....shuyali I don’t know.
Also irrevocably removed his almost finished thesis and research. The backup is also removed. The hardest thing was to suck in a mouthwasher. He is a dentist. Neither Jane nor Aline wrote. This is not my thumb anymore. Dressed up and gone. I ordered a pizza and went to a friend. Noot left it in the place where he writes about what I am.

While the seed was cleaned on the seed, I was driven to ride on... a bull. I thought, and what I was not a cowboy:D. I sat down and went to the squad. Mishka treated this loyally, but telka didn't like that I crowded on her husband and she removed me with horns from him.

Found in food. How interesting, I think, non-trivial and something so unfathomably familiar...Majoran, right? No, not he. The Rosemary? It looks like, but not rosemary. I didn’t put spices in this chicken at all.
Oh, that is a jolly!

Over the years, 30-year-old girls are getting younger and younger.

Specialist in Survival

From home to my place of study the whole night trip by fast train. I am a student, trying to sleep on the lower sidewalk near the exit. At one of the stops, I hear a grandmother telling the driver to let her in the car. He refuses, says there is no place. The grandmother regretfully asks, say, it is very necessary, not to go for a long time, she is ready to stand in the tambour, just let go!

Finally, the conductor regretted it. In the tambour, the truth was not allowed to stand, allowed in the car, there is warmer, winter still. The wagon is flat, people are sleeping on all the shelves, and the poor grandmother is standing alone in the passage. Five minutes later, as the train touched, she said to me:

Son, are you not sleeping?
and no.
“Let me sit in a corner near your feet, or my legs are old – they don’t hold anymore.
“Sit down, grandmother, I’m not sorry.

10 minutes later, I fell asleep and heard:

"Son, you would have cut off my legs a little so that I could back on the wall, it's hard to sit.

I cleaned. Time passes, the wheels knock, it smells. Through a dream, I hear someone shake my shoulder:

Son, are you not sleeping?
I will sleep!! to
You are my son, give me your place. How many third shelves are free, am I not going to climb the old on them? You are young and sleep there.

I listened to what she offered me in full seriousness and such a laugh made me laugh. Only an hour ago she was ready to go in a tambour, and now she survives me from my place!

She looked at me as if she were a judo, even moved away a little. I laughed and said:

Thank you for the offer, but not. You were allowed to sit, here and sit, and again you will wake me up, you will have to stand in the passage again.

The grandmother was upset, gathered her kittens and headed deep into the car. A moment later I heard her voice filled with familiar complaints:

“Son, I can sit here from the corner...

My wife is worried about my erectile dysfunction. We have different views on her cause.
She bought me Viagra, I bought her a running track.

In the bus, the bus user enters:
How long is it to Kurilovo (there is a village like this)?
The Driver:
I will not take you.
The User:
Why is?
The Driver:
- I don't want - then added - another bus through Kurilovo goes
It was fun on the bus :)

XX: I play well in principle.
XXX is here.
It is unwavering, it is steel, it is the will to win.
XXX: what can I counter a man with a nick "Kirghiz egg"?
XXX: I can’t do it.

Of course, the man from work came, he did nothing there, let him go to the store, or the poor tired home sitting.

Good luck to your women, all like a housewife. And here we all work, unless with babies on vacation "rest".

here here :

So your refrigerator is almost empty, there is not even milk for an omelette. Did you cook it there? Try the next time to buy 2 types of meat and a large amount of products, and he will cook, and so far he has made the most correct decision.

Of course the right thing! At least once to buy 2 types of meat and a large amount of products - it is necessary, let the grandmother carry heavy bags herself, otherwise it is needed?

My grandmother went to work in Germany 12 years ago, soon met a German, married and stayed there. At first, she couldn’t get used to other people’s food. In addition, his husband had stomach problems because of which he did not eat fried, salty, smoked... In general, nothing tasty.

Therefore, when in the park grandmother found a hose with cuddles, the craving for delicious food took its own. Grandma roasted potatoes with mushrooms, the German refused to try it, complained that it was impossible to eat unintelligible mushrooms from the park, offered to go to the store for normal champignons and tried to throw out grandmother’s dinner, but in the battle for the potatoes grandmother won. For the rest of the day, the German husband behaved strangely: he closely looked at his grandmother, constantly asked about his health and even tried to touch his pulse. By the evening of the next day, he finally breathed out with relief, saying that he was very happy that it all happened, because he was sure that the grandmother would definitely be poisoned and may even die.

XHH: There is an old biofakovsky story, I was told about my father. He lived at the student’s house, eating mice. To buy a student expensive, to breed reluctance, agreed to take on the department from those white that for experiments. Well, I put three pieces in a box and went to the dining room after studying. I put the box next to it, and the elbow and the butt. The mice fled. Students of the biofak - their own people, jumped from places and caught mice. and returned to the box. The Dozens. Because if mice are bred in the building, a second population inevitably arises.

The Cat Resistance
How I forgot that quote!
In case of victory, the gepard will eat the torment. This will be the pain of science. But the torment is given the same rights!
What fair words!

Every day in school, she goes to the school, she goes to the school, she goes to the school. We're both going to go over the x, and look at our eyes. I say, “I’m going to go to the cinema!” He replied, “Yes, it’s only in the cinema that I’m going to goκ.”

by bbzhukov:
Well, yes, the isolation of interests grows smoothly into incompatible conceptions of reality. When I was in the hospital, it was a shock for one of my fellow students to learn that the University of Moscow is still teaching the theory of evolution. He belonged to those circles where it is known that Darwin’s hypothesis has long been disproved and no serious modern scientist believes in it.

I like to call men lambs, but that’s why men don’t like it. I don’t know what this has to do with...

Bears are great creatures, such funny, unforced. I’m not putting any negative meaning in this word, why be offended here?

"You are a clay barrel" - what is insulting here? It is a compliment at all. I said dumb, not dumb or dumb.
"I have a new lamb" is a normal phrase! The important thing is not what you say, but how. I speak these words gently, with love.

Of course, I will never call my father or brothers like that, but it is quite different! How can we compare?! to

I really don’t mean anything bad, and men think I’m trying to offend them. Such strange creatures.
Always blow up the problem from nothing.

c) Zaia

xxx: When I was behaving badly, my mom was filled with a protein. The invisible, etching, white that read me moral teachings. And it looked like this: I am scared, my mother is not able to withstand and "loses consciousness", i.e. She fell to the floor, and I think she died, I started crying, and then my mom got up and started speaking in a strange voice and appeared to be a magical white and said she needed to behave well, then she would leave and my mom would come back. And then this same dirty whitewash took my, a couple of days sick hamster to the Star, another etheric personality who had to take care of him.

yyy: fucking, how you had it all nice) and I was scratched with the armor belt plaque when I was a child (