and bor. A revolution is born here.
Me-ha-ha...
Stop the UFO!! You can learn about politics, policemen and other EdRoss from news sites and, at the bad end, from the zombie fighter. Harry is complaining! Enough is! Where is humor? Previously, to escape the grey life, read BOR. Now where to run from the harshness of BORA? Great BOR, rise up! Rise like Phoenix out of the ashes. Let this post be the last UG on the BORE!
and Amen.

Mom, with anxiety recalling my childhood: "And you and Ali (sister) were constantly communicating with Veronica. Her legs were curly, as if she was riding a horse. And the teeth were small, and already rotten... Such a milky girl!..."

Lectures on medicines at the Medical Academy. The topic of the lecture is diuretics (diuretics). Prep (P) and students (C)
Q: What plant diuretics do you know?
C: Leaves of Pineapple
P: is correct
C: Berry nests, strawberries
P: is correct
And here out of the chorus of student voices breaks out - Arbuz!
P is AGA. and beer...

My boss is like a stomach.
I was a little upset and sick at once.

In general, women's underwear should be made a little uncomfortable, a little tight, slightly rubbing.
YYY: What is it?
How to make girls happy to take off these clothes :)

My 8 year old son: I carry juice!
No one has called you a sushi.

Poor student, it is when you see 10 rubles under the lecture table and the entire pair creates a plan for the invisible capture of the coin >_<

Guests in the living room. A hostess with a small guest Anya (2 years) in the kitchen. The mistress promised a delicious duck, after which she went to the kitchen, from where it is: Anetcha, let's go to the room - I will keep your foot!! to

C mail answers

How to wash after one-time sex?
In the toilet

After experimenting, I prepared lunch. Brother came, looked into the pot and said, “Listen, is this washing up in the toilet?”
There was even desire...

Drink to fuck?
YYYYYYYYYY
YYY: NT
YYY: NTE
YYYY: Yes

Q: Well, you know what’s in the documents?
No need for anything but passports.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
No one has ever called me married.)

I love my cat XD

I told her once that I would feed her only after she had eaten the fish. The cat immediately swallowed a piece that she hadn’t touched for a day.
Today I told her the same thing and went to another room.
so she took the fish, brought to me and began to eat before me - so that there were no claims, and the food was provided immediately))

May you be cursed by the man who wrote about the rotation of the leg and the number 6!!! You broke the department!

Son, do you love me?
Three years, I love it.
“Mom... and why?? to
[The government] because it is so hopeful...)))

And we had a lecture at the University of Ecology. We called it Radio Man. He came for a couple, turned on for two hours, whispered something about “pisicides” and, of course, for example, ignored the student’s sincere whisper. and smiled. I paid without asking any questions. In the letter to everyone without exception wrote: "why..."
Is it true, Zhao?

Okay, I am in the shower.
xxx: our classroom grit that if you are not a mosquito, you will be dirty
YYY: It’s not classy
This is Captain

On March 28, 1999, the sculptor Alexander Suslikov decided to express his protest against the American bombing of Yugoslavia in a very unusual and decisive way. Having stolen a jeep from a staff member of the GUVD, he stopped in front of the U.S. embassy, got the grenade machine RPG-18 and tried to shoot in the direction of the embassy building. When the grenade launcher gave the spark, he opened fire from the machine, after which he escaped.

masha_miller: Classical Peter's intelligent grandmothers in the subway with electronic readers incredibly deliver :)

I called my cat "official".
He eats, sleeps, cries and benefits are zero.
It just fat.