My first love was in kindergarten. I still remember her name and name, she was the daughter of a teacher.
You are a careerist! :)

Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me, fuck me!
Don’t get rid of it, fucking shit!

Burger King has launched a campaign “Bring a Friend” on Facebook.For removing 10 friends, you can get a free burger.

Description of the camera:

"Jeb, Moscow, 08.05.2009
The S830 is full. I tried to use it many times during the year. Any batteries, no matter Durassel, Energizer or it is batteries, is enough for a maximum of 10 photos, and after each photo he writes "The battery is exhausted" and is cut off. Then turn on 100% charge. He took me shortly and I kicked him with a hammer. Who knows, maybe there was another way? Write to the mail."

XD is

Why are gay parades in Moscow, they are driven every day by Kutuzovsky.

SPACE: Who are the Black Knights?
Black Magicians - generally a rare name in oral speech of sorcerers, dark magicians (and so on).
Sponge Bob: Black Knights - African book publishers

Moral spasm: I stand in the hospital, in line in front of the office as usual. In front of me are three 10-year-old boys.
So, the new generation REALLY thinks that the veterans of the WOW are warcrafts.

From the Internet portal: Article: "Why do dogs roll their tail?"
J: And I thought that if a dog whipped its tail, she didn’t like something!
That’s what cats do. You distinguish them, right?

"Men and men attention! Seeds are a storehouse of vitamin E, which nourishes your potency. In half a glass of properly roasted seeds already contains its daily rate. “Whoever bites the seeds is worth it.” Here is our slogan in contrast to overseas Viagra".

Now I understand why the hoops can sit on the hoops for a long time and not fall.)
There is emphasis 😉

From Lenta.ru :

06.03 15:12 Rebels shot down a Gaddafi fighter helicopter
16:08 Gaddafi announced the abolition of taxes

A great job :)

I hate the megaphone!The firmware on the 3G apple phone flew, so as to be in touch, got out of the locks ancient as the excrete of the mammoth Nokia 1100. I added a message from them "Congratulations on the change of the device!!and "
Not the fucks.
RVX

I watched Indiana Jones.
Daphka: and how?
Atan: The story is dumb, but wildly fun))). The old Ford.
Daphka: Okay, he will give a lot more young forums ;)
Atan: It’s true... show me someone else (except Ulysses and Chuck Norris) who, hiding in the refrigerator, will be able to survive the epicenter of a nuclear explosion...

Call my mother to find out her schedule:
Where are you tomorrow afternoon?
The Last Home
(and wild rust on the other end of the wire)

:D

by Habr
The Office of the U.S. Foreign Trade Representative has included the social network "VKontakte" in the international "black list" of Internet resources providing access to pirated products.

From my own person, I express a huge thank you to the creator of this list of sites, and I place it in Favorites.

Comments on the phone.
XXX: It works great if it is treated well! It happens when a strong blow is cut off!

yyy: with a strong blow and the elephant cut off))))

xxx: I am so delighted in the heroes: when the move ends and you try to send the Persian somewhere else, the computer writes an outraged caps.

The hero is tired! The hero has to have a personal life, after all!

Q: Will you finally take your foolish recording of the concert? It lies, only the place on the screw occupies.
Do you have little space? You have a terabytes screw.
Oh yeah, very little!
Take away all the shit!
Oh yeah yes! I will start with yours.

Woblan (00:56:09 7/03/2011)
Did you look at it at night?
Ultor (00:56:28 7/03/2011)
It is not Andrew.
Woblan (00:56:51 7/03/2011)
and who
Ultor (00:56:57 7/03/2011)
his sister
Woblan (00:57:06 7/03/2011)
WOW
Ultor (00:57:13 7/03/2011)

Woblan (00:57:26 7/03/2011)
Sister Andrea knows my name.
Woblan (00:57:27 7/03/2011)
ppc
Woblan (00:57:40 7/03/2011)
He probably talked about me often.
Woblan (00:57:50 7/03/2011)
How wonderful and adorable I am.
Ultor (00:58:23 7/03/2011)
Hm... You are signed in aske, as "Vovan – Fat Pidor". He didn’t tell me about you.)

Buying gifts for March 8
Everyone gets gifts, the seller’s voice:
Next What is a gift for you?
Do you have poison for rats?
We followed him in a row with a friend, we lay down with half the store.

XXX: You Can Make Me a Mist
The most I can do for you is a sandwich.
Where will you get the third?