I went to a girl yesterday. I have to say she has a cat who doesn’t love me very much and goes by. And here we have sex, I am on top, the girl is almost on the finish and loudly approves my actions. So this small misunderstanding, to see the tortured hostess at the peak throws onto the bed and swings my teeth in my leg. I am in the girl and the cat is in me.

Spring and two-storey cats
This is something else!
I was on the bus today, half empty. A lovely couple stands near a free place and cries. Finally, the man sits down and the woman kneels to him naturally. I look at them - and it's my grandmother and grandpa aged 50-60... And they sit kissing :)

Vladimir: I watched the film "The Way of the Warrior". I will describe only one scene:
In the middle of the snowed plain of Chukotka is a house, next to it is a Chukcha samurai sitting and trading fish. A second chick approaches him and asks:
and why?
The merchant catches the frozen fish and instantly sticks into the eye of the passing person who falls and runs the knives. Only then will he answer:
and Halyava!
A harsh samurai burns the native plague with a gramophone, takes out the sword that is hidden in the snowmen's butt, goes to the shore of the frozen sea. What would you think? Suddenly, the sea breaks the ice and starts from an underwater position... there are no rockets, not even the Teutonic Knights, everything is much cooler! Right from there, morrowing ninjas with swords take off on Bethmen's flying coats and struggle. The captain is also struggling. They all strive towards each other. But unfortunately, the scene was cut off and did not reveal the theme of the ice fight on Chukotka between the ninja crowd and the steepest swordman.

My apartment was stolen...
X: Do you write from the sting?
y: almost, one joy - the router was not touched)
X: D-Link is the sky?
y is fake)

I am very, very sad.
My mother is not home.
Lunch is delicious.
I sadly ate lunch.
Then I went to the buffet.
He opened and sadly took
Cookies and Candy
He shook again.
Then cabbage cabbage.
I took and ate.
I was so sad,
Sitting next to the chair.
I bite cabbage with crust.
And I thought sadly, “Yes,
So terribly sad.
I have never been!”
I ate a bowl of bread.
He drank milk.
Then I looked up at the sky,
I saw a cloud.
I was so sad,
It became hard!
I ate a piece of salad.
Again it did not help.
I found a bowl of honey.
El Honey said:
How fun I was,
How sad I was!
The buffet is empty.
Behind the window is dark.
Before that I was sad,
It is funny itself.

The fact that a person has no experience in the job he is trying to settle for does not mean that he is a stupid idiot and is unable to understand it in a day or two. And the fact that you will hire someone who has already worked in such a position does not guarantee that he will not be a stupid idiot who has been robbed from the past.
Where to get the experience of those who are not recruited because of their absence?
And working as a carrier or technician, you will never gain experience of normal work. The desired p. The amount indicated in the resume will always be higher than the one for which a person agrees to work for the first few months.
I hope it will affect someone. I dream of working as a counselor, I have knowledge and curves, but I have no work experience. You have to be a cleaner.

Katerinka: How is your love?
I: What exactly?
by Katerinka: Eээ
Do you have a lot of them?
I: Oh, I’m looking for the only one, by the method of thick :-D
Katerina :D

Happy Day of the Astronaut!! to
Yes, it is a direct threat to drink.)

Why every phase of writing a program ends with the phrase "Oh! It works!"
by Ubuntu

xxx: Yesterday began the machine uprising (according to Terminator).

My husband now asked:
Well, this is what makeup is "Smoky Iez". "Fucking eyes" what is it?
and ?

From the news:
Fursenko prohibited suspecting politicians of idiotism.
What suspicions? Absolute confidence in stupidity.

The C Forum:
HH: It all resolved by itself.

Added in 37 minutes.by :
Oh no, no blh

I study in Slovenia for student exchange. I sit on a pair on the history of the Slovenian language, the theme is consonantism (development of consonants), and the predecessor as an example of the development of diftong "sc" gives the verb "scat". Silence in the audience, an uncertain voice: “That’s not... emm... a book word?”
Preponja: Yes, this is a word from the spoken language, but, first, it gives a good example of the diptong, and secondly, we use this word in everyday speech, and so let us not lie to our colleague from another country that we do not have such a word.

In the Krasnoyarsk region, a new scandal - a year later, officials discovered that the GLONASS system does not work on 69 new school buses.

“We started connecting them and realized that the instruments are formally made, and some are simply wrapped with an insulator,” the Minister of Informatization and Communications of the Krasnoyarsk Territory Alexei Turov said.

You are an atheist?
YYYYY: Yes
XXX: Thank God for it.

Previously there were keys, now there are also flashes.

case in the chat(:infection: - antimate):
<x> infection:
<x> infection:
<x> infection:
<chh> how to say that!? to
<chh> fuck me in the ass
<x> o_o
<chh> and where the infection

A trip with a brigadier (B)
I cooked sausages

I’m like the old X*J!
B is not possible! I only bought yesterday. I tried it today and it was normal.
I’m... I’m about their appearance, not their taste.

On a couple to the strict basement entered a person late and goes to himself, not noticing anyone. He was so surprised and so surprised "A?". Someone from the rear side guesses his thoughts: "Who is here?and "