How I went to the exam.
I immediately went to give up.
Corvin: First and unprepared
For the first +1 ball
Corvin: for not preparing another +1
Corvin: surrender to 2

And in our house, advertisements were hanged, say, do not throw toilet paper, hygiene products, etc. into the white throne, or the sewerage is blocked. So he found a wise man who signed safely: "and do not go there!".

A guy should be able to take care of himself and his girlfriend, rather than wearing narrow jeans and cutting under a deaf gay.
222: What if he combines it? and :)
111: I have never seen such a match.
But only from the thought of such a compound pulls me to a vomiting call.
333: The matchmaker is a smelly gay who stands in narrow jeans. For yourself and your girlfriend.

Meat_Boy: realized his guilt, engaged in self-blaming, stood on the path of correction. I believed in Jesus. Break me up...

Drunk Master Yo (00:28 8/04/2011)
We were at the zoo today. There were Chilean people. One of them climbs into the wheel and runs.I say to the anchor: "Look how he can run! He says: Take me! This is great."
Anya is silent, does not listen to me, looks at the white. It passes a second, and she gives out: "so cool!"

xxx: Shash saw how the cockroach slipped under a lying hose and stayed there
XXX: I decided to commit suicide.

Retry (22:57:04 7/04/2011)
I tried to write poetry today. failed

Retry (22:58:36 7/04/2011)
I tried to play the piano yesterday, but failed.

Retry (22:59:02 7/04/2011)
Tomorrow I’ll jump with a parachute.

I’m watching the show about the beetles! So interesting! They are almost like people – they collect shit, and then carry it with them all their lives. Sometimes two or three times their weight.

Rambler: Archaeologists found the world's first homosexual
Comment: it is urgently necessary to melt the tattoo I am not gay and the token on the neck is the same...and then they drop off, don't give god and the pidders will determine))

Business correspondence :
Hello to you, yyyy!
The developers wrote that the new version will only be in 3-4 weeks.
XXX: Is this acceptable for you?
YYY: Well, I understand that we have no particular alternative...
YYY: We will wait.
I have a pink vibrator.
YYY: O_O
XXX and what? You are surprised?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX Why?
YYY: Well... what does that have to do with your program?
Sorry, but it has absolutely nothing to do with it.
XXX: Forget about it.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Be a friend, break the schedule
WOW :
I wore the rope.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Honey, it’s hard
WOW :
I will swallow the rope.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
PS is that? I ask you well.
WOW :
to fuck! I wiped out my favorite white ropes, washed them, and the mommy just smoothed things, I took her rope and now I smoothed MY HANDS!!! to

I was now measuring the pressure.
The first time their aggregate showed 0 to 0, the second time depends.
The doctor asked to bring the real from the necromant. Fuck the shit (

According to the news showed the chinush who, joyful, said that the Russian Railways spent 1.5 billion on 180 frames of metal detectors. It was lucky for the required store to sell each frame for 8.33 million. On average, each frame costs 120-160 thousand.

YYY (23:52:49 7/04/2011)
The Quiet People)

XXX (23:53:01 7/04/2011)
Imports of sweets

The Council:

Butterfly girls, in order not to get into an uncomfortable situation and not to cause a sleepy laugh, do not boast to other butterflies that your young man (or husband) does not betray you. There is a possibility that she knows like no one else that you are mistaken.

Alex_Crazy: Do you know what’s on the note?
Panika: a bag of things
Alex Crazy: You are. Is it stable? Do you have glucose?
A year ago, I drank beer.
panika: so now only the bag with things and managed to put it stable

I go on a trolleybus. The driver switches the recordings from the speaker, apparently looking for the desired one, and the entire bus sounds interrupted as follows:
Number 75, Number 80, Number 50, Number 81
There was a man who could not survive, but walked.
The damn! No one is playing the lotto, let’s run!

Lawyer of the organization writes:
I have now received a copy of my passport. His name is Poltorak.
Do you know the personal signature? "1.5K and"
Just like it is in the passport and drawn!!! to

Commentary on News

The case of a 75-year-old Georgian resident is being discussed in several countries. Her grandmother is accused of leaving an entire country without the Internet. This was done with the help of an ordinary shovel. It was her elderly woman who cut off a strategic major cable that provided communication.

What about the world’s mega hackers? Be careful!
Everyone has a grandmother from Georgia.
This is the cybercriminal of all time.

Mayakovsky about Apple:

I am
I get
With wide pants.
Object is
with logo
of some fruit.
See also,
and jealousy.
I am -
The citizen:
The consumer
massive
The product!